Celeb Birthdays: March 11

Actress Thora Birch of Ghost World is 25. Seriously, Thora, get a new agent! Why is Jessica Alba in movie after movie while you languish unfilmed? What is wrong with the world? See Thora Birch's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Twin tools Joel (pictured with baby-mama Nicole Richie) and Benji Madden of Good Charlotte are 26. I don't even know what to say about this thing with Benji and SWSNBN,FPFHHP (try fitting those initials on a tacky-ass blingy ring, buddy), except that their photo-op relationship is definitely feeding her horrible power in a most horrible manner, and that it is beyond creepy and bitchy to date your best friend's boyfriend's identical twin. At least I can console myself with the knowledge that consecutive-sign couples (say it with me, people) DO. NOT. WORK. Read CelebAstroBlogy posts about Joel Madden

Destiny's Child 1.0 member LeToya Luckett is also 26, should anyone care. See LeToya Luckett's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor David Anders (Heroes) is 27, as is rapper and grill-bedazzler Paul Wall. See David Anders' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Author Christopher Rice is 30.

I'm not exactly sure what profession to characterize him as having these days -- it's certainly not "actor" -- but Johnny Knoxville is 37. See Johnny Knoxville's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor-director Terrence Howard is 39. See Terrence Howard's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Whiny, bespectacled '90s songstress Lisa Loeb is 40. See Lisa Loeb's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time),

Actor Wallace Langham of CSI is 43.

Actress Alex Kingston of ER, another acronym show I do not watch, is 45. See Alex Kingston's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Elias Koteas is 47. I don't really know who he is, but I think he's somebody.

German singer Nina Hagen is 53. See Nina Hagen's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Director of masterfully idiotic films Jerry Zucker is 58. See Jerry Zucker's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Bobby McFerrin, who is apparently still recording and perfoming (what's up with that?), is also 58.

I am appalled to realize that last year I somehow dropped the incomparable Marc Metcalf off the birthday list. I would like to once again remind everyone of his awesome oeuvre, which includes being the dickish guy in Animal House, the dickish guy in the Twisted Sister videos, and the dickish demon the Master in the first season of Buffy. "By the way, I like your dress." BEST!

Newsman Sam Donaldson is 74. See Sam Donaldson's birth chart (Astrotheme)

The Rupert of all evil, one Mr. Murdoch, is 77. See Rupert Murdoch's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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