Saturday, June 16, 2007

Celeb Birthdays: June 16

Model May Andersen turns 25 today, which means her relationship with Kid Rock is definitely not going to last. You know how I know? Firstly, because he's a Capricorn. Secondly, because he's Kid Rock. See May Andersen's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Awesome musician Ben Kweller, whom I just got tickets to go see this summer, which I am very excited about, is 26.

Woop woop, Buffy birthday! Tom Lenk, a.k.a. Andrew, pretty much the sole redeeming factor in Season 7, is 31.

Model, actress and Angelina Jolie ex Jenny Shimizu hits 40 today.

Actress Laurie Metcalf of Roseanne is 52. See Laurie Metcalf's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Joan Van Ark of Dallas is 64.

Eddie Levert of the O'Jays is 65.

Author Joyce Carol Oates is 69. See Joyce Carol Oates' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Writer Erich Segal is 70. See Erich Segal's birth chart (Astrotheme)

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Friday, June 15, 2007

Celeb Birthdays: June 15

Actor Christopher Castile (Step by Step) is 27.

Actor Neil Patrick Harris, a.k.a. Doogie, is 34. I don't know whether I respect him more for coming out or for his cameo in Harold and Kumar, but I applaud him for both.

Musician Bif Naked is 36.

Actor Jake Busey is 36. Is it wrong that I find him oddly attractive? Yes ... yes it is.

Actress and suspected Scientology missionary Leah Remini (The King of Queens) is 37. Stay away from J.Lo, Xenu lover!!! See Leah Remini's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Rapper-actor Ice Cube is 38. See Ice Cube's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Courteney Cox is 43. See Courteney Cox's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Helen Hunt is 44. See Helen Hunt's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Baseball player Wade Boggs is 49. See Wade Boggs' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Polly Draper (thirtysomething) is 52.

Actress Julie Hagerty, who was hilariously breathy in Airplane!, is 52. See Julie Hagerty's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Sucky actor Jim Belushi (According to Jim) is 53. See Jim Belushi's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Celeb Birthdays: June 14

Rapper MC Ren of NWA is 38.

Tennis player Steffi Graf is 38. See Steffi Graf 's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Yasmine Bleeth (Baywatch) is 39. See Yasmine Bleeth 's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Traylor Howard (Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place) is 41.

Culture Club singer Boy George is 46. See Boy George‘s birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Director Jay Roach (Austin Powers) is 50.

Musician King Diamond is 51.

Character actor Will Patton is 53. See Will Patton‘s birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Yes drummer Alan White is 58.

Combed-over blowhard Donald Trump is 61. See Donald Trump‘s birth chart (Astrotheme)

Musician Rod Argent of the Zombies is 62.

Actress Marla Gibbs (The Jeffersons) is 66.

Actor Gene Barry is 88. See Gene Barry‘s birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Dannielynn's Moon, Anna Nicole's Death

Okay, okay, after all this talk about little Dannielynn Birkhead's birth chart, I have updated it with the 4:02 birth time. This does give her a Leo Ascendant, and a Moon-Uranus conjunction in Pisces in the 8th house, which, I completely agree with reader Regina, perfectly depicts mother Anna Nicole Smith: addiction, sudden and unexpected death, possible windfall inheritance with a lot of chaos/volatility surrounding it.

See Dannielynn Birkhead's birth chart (Exclusive to CelebAstroBlogy)

Not unlike little Angel Iris Murphy Brown, Dannielynn has a Saturn-Neptune opposition that describes the confusion surrounding her father's identity. (Neptune in Aquarius opposing Saturn also describes the media attention her now-identified father, Larry Birkhead, is getting.) In Dannielynn's case, though, Saturn and Neptune are forming a T-square with Jupiter: The tug of war over paternity and custody is at odds with her needs for growth and development. She may feel stifled or hampered by a lack of attention and encouragement. (Here's an interesting analysis of Jupiter square Saturn that I could see being dead-on as a description of adult Dannielynn.)

With that Jupiter-Saturn-Neptune T-square, as well as her Sun, Mercury and Venus in self-critical Virgo in the 2nd house, I am a little concerned that Dannielynn will internalize the idea that people care about her only because she is worth money -- and start to identify her own self-worth with her uncertain fortune. Sun and Mercury conjunct the South Node in Virgo in the 2nd house could suggest that she becomes chronically self-doubting and neurotic about trusting people.

And the Sun's opposition to the Moon-Uranus conjunction in Pisces might foreshadow some erratic, self-medicating behavior not unlike her mother's. Chiron is conjunct the 7th house cusp from the 6th house, so self-destructive relationships could be one way she acts out or abuses her body.

With Jupiter in Scorpio in the 4th house, she certainly stands a chance of inheriting and living off her mother's estate -- but with the Saturn-Neptune T-square, it will be an uphill battle with some false turns.

I feel bad for Dannielynn having her identity shaped by such traumatic events (Sun opposite Moon-Uranus) and hope that Larry Birkhead proves to be a truly loving, supportive and loyal dad rather than a money and publicity hound. Saturn in the 1st shows her father will be an important formative influence, which could go either way. The comparison of their two charts will have to wait for another day, though... Stay tuned!

P.S. What was the original source on the 4:02 time again? Can't seem to find it online.... although at least TMZ in its infinite documentation has pinpointed the location. Jaia TMZ!

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Celeb Birthdays: June 13

Actresses Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen turn 21 today. Read CelebAstroBlogy articles about Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen

Actress Kat Dennings, the screechy teenage daughter in The 40-Year-Old Virgin, is actually 21. See Kat Dennings' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Raz-B of B2K is 22.

Actor Ethan Embry, star of one of my fave movies, Can't Hardly Wait, plus a whole lot of other, crappy movies and a crappy TV show or two, is 29. There's still time to turn it around, E.E.! See Ethan Embry's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Jackass star Steve-O is 33. See Steve-O's birth chart (Exclusive to CelebAstroBlogy, no birth time) ~ Read CelebAstroBlogy's analysis of Steve-O's birth chart

Actress Brande Roderick is 33. See Brande Roderick's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Rivers Cuomo of Weezer is 37.

Jamie Walters, a.k.a. Ray Pruit on Beverly Hills, 90210, and the guy who sang "How Do You Talk to an Angel" on that horrible show The Heights, is 38.

Actress-comedienne Laura Kightlinger is 38.

Musician David Gray is 39.

Brat Packtress Ally Sheedy is 45. See Ally Sheedy's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor-comedian Tim Allen, who was born with the more accurate name Tim Allen Dick, is 54. See Tim Allen's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Stellan Skarsgård is 56. What if Ramona Gyllenhaal-Sarsgaard grew up to have a May-December marriage to him and became Ramona Gyllenhaal-Sarsgaard-Skarsgård? That would really be annoying to have to type. See Stellan Skarsgård's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Richard Thomas, a.k.a. John Boy on The Waltons, who is evidently still alive, is 56. See Richard Thomas' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Malcolm McDowell is 64. See Malcolm McDowell's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Is Eddie Murphy Mel B's Baby-Daddy?

Eddie Murphy was DNA-tested in Bev Hills Monday re: whether he is Scary Spice's baby-daddy, as was the baby girl in question, Angel Iris Murphy Brown. This reminded me to post a follow-up to my post on A.I.M.B.'s birth chart, analyzing her connections with Eddie's. As previously noted, Eddie and Mel B's baby daughter share a birthday, and the similarities between their horoscopes may shed some light on the question of paternity.

Serendipitously, TMZ just posted the infant's birth certificate, which shows a birth time of 00:11am (as reader Pluto noted that Us Weekly reported), so I have revised the birth chart to reflect this time. See Angel Iris Murphy Brown's birth chart (Exclusive to CelebAstroBlogy; updated 6/12/07 with corrected birth time)

First of all, as with any two people who share a birthday, Eddie's and Angel's Suns are conjunct, in this case in Aries. See Eddie Murphy's birth chart (Astrotheme) This certainly indicates a certain core similarity to their personalities.

In this case, Eddie and Angel also have their Mercurys conjunct, in Pisces -- an aspect that is not common to all people with the same birthday. They have a similar way of thinking; with the mental connection in empathic Pisces, they may find that if and when they do establish a family relationship, they easily develop a deep, unspoken understanding -- even a sort of psychic bond.

In her natal chart, Angel Iris has Saturn, representing responsibility and the father principle, opposite delusionary Neptune and wounded Chiron. The lack of certainty regarding her paternity may bring A.I.M.B. a sense of rejection and hurt. Moreover, Eddie's natal Saturn at 28° Capricorn lies on Angel's Mars-Pluto midpoint; she may have a fair amount of anger toward him for the way he has failed to step up to the plate about being her dad. Despite -- or perhaps because of -- their similar personalities, Angel may lash out at Eddie or act out in defiance of his authority.

All that said, with her natal Saturn in Leo trine her powerful chart ruler, Jupiter in Sagittarius in the 1st house, suggests that her father (or, perhaps, his fame) may be a source of support and growth potential in Angel's life. Eddie has said that if the paternity test comes out positive, he will take responsibility for his daughter; perhaps it's yet possible for them to forge the genuine connection of kindred spirits that their Sun-Mercury conjunctions hint at. Their relationship may always be fraught with tension -- after all, this is two Aries butting heads we're talking about here -- but if they can get past the anger, they can touch each other's lives in a meaningful way.

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Celeb Birthdays: June 12

Playmate and reality star Kendra Wilkinson (The Girls Next Door), who has unfortunately broken through into the world of “celebrity,” is 22.

Supermodel Adriana Lima is 26. See Adriana Lima's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor DJ Qualls of the upcoming, horribly-unfunny-looking Delta Farce is 29.

Musician Kenny Wayne Shepherd is 30.

Actor Jason Mewes, a.k.a. Jay of “and Silent Bob” fame, is 33.

Comedian Finesse Mitchell (SNL) is 35.

Actress Frances O’Connor is 40. See Frances O’Connor's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Paula Marshall is 43. See Paula Marshall's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Comedian Scott Thompson of my beloved Kids in the Hall is 48.

Musician John Linnell of They Might Be Giants is 48.

Actress Jenilee Harrison, who will always be Cindy on Three’s Company to me, is 48.

Actor Timothy Busfield (The West Wing) is 50. See Timothy Busfield's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Musician Junior Brown is 55.

Cheap Trick drummer Bun E. Carlos is 56.

Pervy commentator Marv Albert is 66. See Marv Albert's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Jim Nabors is 77. See Jim Nabors' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Vic Damone , who is evidently still alive, is 79.

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Sunday, June 10, 2007

Celeb Birthdays: June 11

Matt's daughter Isabella Damon, whose name I swear came to me in a dream before she was born, I'm not even joking, which is actually kind of pathetic, turns 1 today.

Actress Ivana Baquero, the amazingly soulful star of the gorgeous and intense Pan's Labyrinth, which I highly recommend to everyone, is 13. See Ivana Baquero's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Who is this Shia LaBeouf person and where did he come from? I have a hunch he must be stopped. Anyway, he turns 21 today.

Actor Joshua Jackson, a.k.a. Pacey on Dawson's Creek, is 29. See Joshua Jackson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Peter Dinklage is 38. See Peter Dinklage's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Hugh Laurie of House is 48. See Hugh Laurie's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Joe Montana, who is some sort of athlete, or at least such is my understanding, is 51. See Joe Montana's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Musician Graham Russell of the heavenly duo Air Supply is 57. See Graham Russell's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Ironically clean-shaven ZZ Top member Frank Beard is 59. See Frank Beard's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

B-list queen Adrienne Barbeau is 62. See Adrienne Barbeau's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Gene Wilder is 74. See Gene Wilder's birth chart (Astrotheme)

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Why Jessica Simpson Shouldn't Take John Mayer Back Again


Way back in March 2006, I speculated extensively on whom, astrologically speaking, then-newly-single Jessica Simpson should get into a relationship with, and came up with a pretty specific zone of the zodiac for her to use as her dating pool:

I like the idea of her dating someone with his Sun betweeen 16-23° Libra, which would square her Sun (challenging her, which I think Jess needs right now) but also trine her Moon/Venus, creating an easy emotional bond. {Full story}

Well, as we all now know, she took up with sensitive Libra singer-songwriter John Mayer, whose Sun is at -- I tell you, I don't make this stuff up, people -- 22° or 23° Libra, depending on his exact birth time. See John Mayer's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) But their on-off relationship has been characterized by stereotypical Libran oscillation; it seems John is afflicted with the ambivalence about commitment that often befalls natives of this Sun sign, and keeps breaking up and making up with Jess. So, although my original prediction (or rather, recommendation) came to pass, it didn't exactly work out happily.

The irony is that a large part of my analysis of who Jess should date was predicated on the guess that Jess--whose birth time I did not then know -- had a Gemini Moon, which would vibe with an airy Libra. Instead, it turns out -- thanks to data graciously provided by the AstroTwins, to whom I am deeply indepted and most grateful for the scoop -- that Jessica's Moon is in watery Cancer. (Seriously, seeing her in the kitchen, I never would have guessed that. You can't win 'em all, people.) See Jessica Simpson's birth chart (Exclusive to CelebAstroBlogy.com)

With her Sun, Moon and Mercury in Cancer, and Scorpio, also a water sign, on the Ascendant (conjunct her ex-husband Nick Lachey's Scorpio Sun, by the by), Jessica is very emotionally driven. Like John, she has a Sun-Mercury conjunction and therefore a tendency to be all up in her own head -- but where his Libra conjunction overthinks, her Cancer conjunction gets oversensitive. When they argue, she finds him cold and unemotional while he finds her hysterical.

Jessica's Venus in Gemini does vibe romantically with John's Sagittarius Moon, but ultimately the freewheeling wanderer spirit of that Sag Moon is unsatisfying and unavailable for her security-oriented Cancer Sun-Moon. As a homebody Cancer, Jessica may have grown tired of following her rocker beau on tour and longed to settle down again.

Further, John's Venus at 29° Virgo -- though it forms an out-of-sign conjunction with her Mars in Libra that could stir up passionate sparks -- has a sort of neurotic quality, a tendency to nitpick and criticize his partners (one wonders why Jessica changed her hair color and dress style while she was with him).

And while the square between their Suns may have enabled the couple to challenge each other, as I anticipated in my original post on Jess' hypothetical Libra hookup, the challenge was too great. With the Mercury square as well as the Sun square, their perspectives are at odds. These two always seemed like an awkward fit, and while they may have repeatedly broken up and made up, ultimately their horoscopes do not show the kind of synastry that would suggest a lasting long-term union.

So, what sign -- or which star -- do you think Jess should date next? I'd love to hear your comments!

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Celeb Birthdays: June 10

Actress Leelee Sobieski shares a 25th birthday with that perky monstrosity known to the world as Tara Lipinski. See Leelee Sobieski's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See Tara Lipinski's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Hoku is 26. See Hoku's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Hottie actor Shane West is 29. See Shane West's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

R&B singer and Biggie widow Faith Evans is 34. See Faith Evans' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

R&B singer Joel “Jo-Jo” Hailey is 36.

Singer Mike Doughty of Soul Coughing is 37.

Former rapper The D.O.C. is 39.

"Actress" and "model" Elizabeth Hurley is 42. Seriously, though, what does she actually do? See Elizabeth Hurley's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Jimmy Chamberlin of the Smashing Pumpkins is 43.

Actress Jeanne Tripplehorn of Big Love is 44. See Jeanne Tripplehorn's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Gina Gershon is 46. Really? Damn, she doesn't look it. See Gina Gershon's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Kim and Kelley Deal of the Breeders are 47.

Scary actor Jürgen Prochnow is 66. See Jürgen Prochnow's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

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