Way
back in March 2006, I speculated extensively on whom, astrologically speaking,
then-newly-single Jessica Simpson should get into a relationship with,
and came up with a pretty specific zone of the zodiac for her to use as her
dating pool:
The irony is that a large part of my analysis of who Jess should date was predicated
on the guess that Jess--whose birth time I did not then know -- had a Gemini
Moon, which would vibe with an airy Libra. Instead, it turns out -- thanks to
data graciously provided by the
AstroTwins, to whom I am deeply indepted and most grateful for the scoop
-- that Jessica's Moon is in watery Cancer.
(Seriously, seeing her in the kitchen, I never would have guessed that. You
can't win 'em all, people.) See
Jessica Simpson's birth chart (Exclusive to CelebAstroBlogy.com)
With her Sun, Moon and Mercury
in Cancer, and Scorpio,
also a water sign, on the Ascendant
(conjunct her ex-husband Nick Lachey's Scorpio Sun, by the by), Jessica is very
emotionally driven. Like John, she has a Sun-Mercury conjunction
and therefore a tendency to be all up in her own head -- but where his Libra
conjunction overthinks, her Cancer conjunction gets oversensitive. When they
argue, she finds him cold and unemotional while he finds her hysterical.
Jessica's Venus in Gemini does vibe romantically with John's Sagittarius
Moon, but ultimately the freewheeling wanderer spirit of that Sag Moon is unsatisfying
and unavailable for her security-oriented Cancer Sun-Moon. As a homebody Cancer,
Jessica may have grown tired of following her rocker beau on tour and longed
to settle down again.
Further, John's Venus at 29° Virgo
-- though it forms an out-of-sign conjunction with her Mars
in Libra that could stir up passionate sparks -- has a sort of neurotic quality,
a tendency to nitpick and criticize his partners (one wonders why Jessica changed
her hair color and dress style while she was with him).
And while the square between their Suns may have enabled the couple to challenge
each other, as I anticipated in my original post on Jess' hypothetical Libra
hookup, the challenge was too great. With the Mercury square as well as the
Sun square, their perspectives are at odds. These two always seemed like an
awkward fit, and while they may have repeatedly broken up and made up, ultimately
their horoscopes do not show the kind of synastry that would suggest a lasting
long-term union.
So, what sign -- or which star -- do you think Jess should date next?
I'd love to hear your comments!
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