Saturday, March 15, 2008

Celeb Birthdays: March 14-15

• March 14

Actor Jamie Bell, who was in something recently that escapes me, is 22. See Jamie Bell's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Pretty, pretty Taylor Hanson of (duh) Hanson is 25. See Taylor Hanson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Today's Buffy birthday: Mercedes McNab, a.k.a. Harmony, is 28. (Harmony: "You love her more than me!" Spike: "I love syphilis more than you." Genius!)

Another pretty boy, actor Chris Klein, is 30. See Chris Klein's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Acress Catherine Dent (The Shield) is 43.

Late-'90s wunderkind writer Kevin Williamson, who has since disappeared from the face of the earth, is also 43.

'80s sideman Adrian Zmed is 44. See Adrian Zmed's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Penny Johnson Jerald (24) is 47.

Tamara Tunie of Law & Order: SVU is 49.

The annoyance that is Rick Dees is 58.

The annoyance that is Billy Crystal is 61. See Billy Crystal's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Steve Kanaly of Dallas is 62.

Actor Raymond J. Barry (Born on the Fourth of July) is 69.

Music mogul, and Rashida's dad, Quincy Jones, is 75. See Quincy Jones's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Michael Caine, whom I inexplicably dislike, is also 75. See Michael Caine's birth chart (Astrotheme)

• March 15

Eva Amurri, daughter of Susan Sarandon and excellent actress in her own right, is 23. Has she done anything lately? See Eva Amurri's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

The hilariously named Sean Biggerstaff of Harry Potter is 25. See Sean Biggerstaff's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Emily Kennard (Napoleon Dynamite) is 26.

Rapper Young Buck is 27. See Young Buck's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Feh: Slipknot's Sid Wilson is 30. See Sid Wilson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Feh: Linkin Park's Joe Hahn is 31.

The annoyance that is Eva Longoria is 33. See Eva Longoria's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas, seemingly ubiquitous lately, is also 33. Seriously, when will people figure out that doing weird capitalization and punctuation in your name does not make you creative or transgressive, but rather pretentious and tiresome? See will.i.am's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Mark Hoppus of Blink-182 is 36.

Model and Rod Stewart trophy wife Penny Lancaster is 37. See Penny Lancaster's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Kim Raver (24) is 39. See Kim Raver's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Sugar Ray frontman turned TV-entertainment-news tool Mark McGrath hits, wow, 40 today. See Mark McGrath's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Rock of Love Casanova Bret Michaels is 45. For his birthday, I would suggest getting him a gift certificate for a comprehensive set of STD screenings, considering there is probably nothing he hasn't caught from those skanks (or didn't have before).

Singer Terence Trent D'Arby is 46. See Terence Trent D'Arby's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Supermodel and faux-butter pitchman Fabio is 49. I am continually tickled by his beef with George Clooney, which is like the best celebrity feud ever. See Fabio's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Director Renny Harlin, Geena Davis' ex, is also 49. See Renny Harlin's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Park Overall is 51.

Twisted Sister's Dee Snider is 53.

Rocker Ry Cooder is 61.

The reclusive Sly Stone of Sly and the Family Stone is 64.

Director David Cronenberg is 65. See David Cronenberg's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Mike Love of the Beach Boys is 47. See Mike Love's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Musician Phil Lesh of the Grateful Dead is 48. See Phil Lesh's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Judd Hirsch (Taxi) is 73. See Judd Hirsch's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart is 73. See Jimmy Swaggart's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Country singer Carl Smith is 81.

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Celeb Birthdays: March 12-13

• March 12

Crack- rocker Pete Doherty of Babyshambles is 29. See Pete Doherty's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Blur guitarist Graham Coxon is 39.

Actor Aaron Eckhart is 40. See Aaron Eckhart's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Another druggie Pisces, baseball player Darryl Strawberry, is 46. See Darryl Strawberry's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Courtney B. Vance is 48.

Singer Marlon Jackson of the Jackson Five is 51, as is Iron Maiden bassist Steve Harris.

Porn legend Ron Jeremy is 55.

Nothing infuriates me more than the unique bittersweet folk-rock stylings of James Taylor, who hits 60 today.

Sort of an AARP Britney, Liza Minnelli, is 62. See Liza Minnelli 's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Singer Al Jarreau is 68.

Actress Barbara Feldon of Get Smart, who is evidently still still alive, is 76. See Barbara Feldon's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

• March 13

Uranus was discovered today! Well, not today, but, you know, on this same date many years go.

Actor Emile Hirsch (Alpha Dog) is 23. See Emile Hirsch's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Danny Masterson of That '70s Show, who is rapidly becoming better known for going to clubs with Bijou Phillips, who is herself really only known for going to clubs, so that's really kind of pathetic, is 32.

Musician David Draiman of Disturbed is 35.

Rapper Common is 36.

Actress Annabeth Gish of the post-shark-jumped X-Files is 38. See Annabeth Gish's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Fantastic Four director Tim Story is also 38. See Tim Story's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

U2 bassist Adam Clayton is 48. See Adam Clayton's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Dana Delaney is 52. I have never watched any of the many shows she has been on. See Dana Delaney's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Glenne Headly (ER) is 53. Wow, I would hate to be named Glenne anything or anything Headly, much less Glenne Headly.

The incomparable William H. Macy is 58. See William H. Macy's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer-songwriter Neil Sedaka is 69.

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Celeb Birthdays: March 11

Actress Thora Birch of Ghost World is 25. Seriously, Thora, get a new agent! Why is Jessica Alba in movie after movie while you languish unfilmed? What is wrong with the world? See Thora Birch's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Twin tools Joel (pictured with baby-mama Nicole Richie) and Benji Madden of Good Charlotte are 26. I don't even know what to say about this thing with Benji and SWSNBN,FPFHHP (try fitting those initials on a tacky-ass blingy ring, buddy), except that their photo-op relationship is definitely feeding her horrible power in a most horrible manner, and that it is beyond creepy and bitchy to date your best friend's boyfriend's identical twin. At least I can console myself with the knowledge that consecutive-sign couples (say it with me, people) DO. NOT. WORK. Read CelebAstroBlogy posts about Joel Madden

Destiny's Child 1.0 member LeToya Luckett is also 26, should anyone care. See LeToya Luckett's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor David Anders (Heroes) is 27, as is rapper and grill-bedazzler Paul Wall. See David Anders' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Author Christopher Rice is 30.

I'm not exactly sure what profession to characterize him as having these days -- it's certainly not "actor" -- but Johnny Knoxville is 37. See Johnny Knoxville's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor-director Terrence Howard is 39. See Terrence Howard's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Whiny, bespectacled '90s songstress Lisa Loeb is 40. See Lisa Loeb's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time),

Actor Wallace Langham of CSI is 43.

Actress Alex Kingston of ER, another acronym show I do not watch, is 45. See Alex Kingston's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Elias Koteas is 47. I don't really know who he is, but I think he's somebody.

German singer Nina Hagen is 53. See Nina Hagen's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Director of masterfully idiotic films Jerry Zucker is 58. See Jerry Zucker's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Bobby McFerrin, who is apparently still recording and perfoming (what's up with that?), is also 58.

I am appalled to realize that last year I somehow dropped the incomparable Marc Metcalf off the birthday list. I would like to once again remind everyone of his awesome oeuvre, which includes being the dickish guy in Animal House, the dickish guy in the Twisted Sister videos, and the dickish demon the Master in the first season of Buffy. "By the way, I like your dress." BEST!

Newsman Sam Donaldson is 74. See Sam Donaldson's birth chart (Astrotheme)

The Rupert of all evil, one Mr. Murdoch, is 77. See Rupert Murdoch's birth chart (Astrotheme)

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Celeb Birthdays: March 10

House actress Olivia Wilde is 24. See Olivia Wilde's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Carrie Underwood, one of the few American Idols to cross over into actual recording artist-dom, is 24. See Carrie Underwood's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Robin Thicke is 31.

Gold-medalist gymnast Shannon Miller is also 31. See Shannon Miller's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Debatably "super" model Eva Herzigova is 35. See Eva Herzigova's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Rapper-producer Timbaland is 37. Since he denied vowing to reunite Justin and Britney, I have no more love for him. See Timbaland's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor-comic Christopher Titus is 42.

Singer Edie Brickell is also 42.

A Different World actress Jasmine Guy is 44. See Jasmine Guy's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Britain's Prince Edward is also 44. See Prince Edward's birth chart (Astrotheme)

And "Buffalo Stance" singer Neneh Cherry is also 44. See Neneh Cherry's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Jeff Ament of Pearl Jam is 45. See Jeff Ament's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Gold-medalist gymnast Mitch Gaylord is 47. See Mitch Gaylord's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Sharon Stone , who seems to become more annoying and borderline-personality-ish every year, hits 50 today. No doubt she will soon feel the need to show us her hoo-hah again, to prove how "vibrant" and "confident" she still is. See Sharon Stone's birth chart (Astrotheme)

No stranger to hoo-hah-showing, former porn star and current Gene Simmons plastic-surgery playmate Shannon Tweed is 51. See Shannon Tweed's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Director Paul Haggis, not to be confused with the sausage of the same name, is 56. See Paul Haggis' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Chuck Norris, one-man star of the real-life drama "I Heart Huckabee," is 68. See Chuck Norris' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Singer Dean Torrence of Jan and Dean, who is evidently still alive (which was, I was reminded last night thanks to the magic of cable television, the subject of a dispute between John Cusack and Jack Black in High Fidelity), is also 68.

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Sunday, March 09, 2008

Celeb Birthdays: March 9

For purposes astrological and otherwise, don't forget that Daylight Savings Time kicked in wicked early today! Love the extra sunlight; hate dealing with the time change in birth data every year.

Rapper Bow Wow is 21. See Bow Wow's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Brittany Snow of Hairspray is 22. See Brittany Snow's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Olympic medalist Julia Mancuso is 24. See Julia Mancuso's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Rapper Chingy celebrates his 28th burrthday today. See Chingy's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Kerr Smith of Final Destination is 36. See Kerr Smith's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Rapper C Miller, a.k.a. C-Murder, is 37.

Actor Emmanuel Lewis of Webster is also 37.

Football player Brian Bosworth is 43.

Actress Juliette Binoche is 44. See Juliette Binoche's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Linda Fiorentino is 48. See Linda Fiorentino's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Martin Fry of ABC is 50.

Singer Jeffrey Osborne is 60.

Saxophonist Ornette Coleman is 78.

Musician John Cale of one of my favorite bands of all time, the Velvet Underground, is 66. See John Cale's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

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Celeb Birthdays: March 8

D'oh! I did these yesterday and then totally did not post them. Duh.

Tattoo artist and reality star Kat Von D is 25.

Actor Nick Zano of What I Like About You is 27.

Singer Tom Chaplin of Keane is 29, as is musician Andy Ross of OK Go. See Tom Chaplin's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

James Van Der Beek, a.k.a. Dawson, is 31. See James Van Der Bee's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Untalented but cute actor Freddie Prinze Jr. is 32. See Freddie Prinze Jr.'s birth chart (Astrotheme)

Singer Gaz Coombes of Supergrass is also 32.

Singer-songwriter Shawn Mullins is 40.

Rapper Cheryl "Salt" James of Salt-n-Pepa is 44.

Model-actress Kathy Ireland, who has apparently dropped off the face of the earth, is 45. See Kathy Ireland's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Camryn Manheim of The Practice is 47. See Camryn Manheim's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Author Jeffrey Eugenides (Middlesex) is 47.

Actor Aidan Quinn is 49. See Aidan Quinn's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

New wave singer Gary Numan ("Cars") is 52. See Gary Numan's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Singer Peggy March is 62. See Peggy March's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Songwriter Carole Bayer Sager is 61, as is Three Dog Night guitarist Mike Allsup.

Musician Randy Meisner of the Eagles is 62. See Randy Meisner's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Micky Dolenz of the Monkees is 63. See Micky Dolenz's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Lynn Redgrave is 65. See Lynn Redgrave's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Performer Cyd Charisse, who is evidently still still alive, is 87. See Cyd Charisse's birth chart (Astrotheme)

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