Justin Timberlake: Out of the Frying Pan Face, Into the Fire Sign

Yes, dear readers, of course I was overjoyed to learn that Justin Timberlake had finally, once and for all, dumped Cameron Diaz. But I was frustrated and dismayed that he appears to have already moved on to a certain overrated, bee-stung Sagittarius vixen named Scarlett Johansson. A glimpse at their charts reassured me that this rebound fling is a mere detour on J.T.'s path to eternal happiness with his one true love, Britney Spears.

Granted, Scarlett does share her fiery Sun sign with our Britney. But her Sagittarius Sun is nowhere near a conjunction with Justin's Sag Moon. And Scarlett's possessive Scorpio Moon is the last thing Justin needs after clingy Cameron. His detached Aquarian nature will recoil from any Scorp-Moon machinations Scarlett may try to pull. With Scarlett's out-of-sign Sun-Moon conjunction hovering on Justin's Uranus, he will be ready to break free at the slightest hint of her trying to control him. ~ See Justin Timberlake's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Scarlett Johansson's birth chart (Vega Attractions)

I'll allow that the communication between these two is good given her Sun's square to his Mercury. With her Mercury on his nebulous Moon-Neptune and his Mercury on her mystiquey Pisces Ascendant, they have the sense of sharing a deep psychic connection ... even if that perception may be illusory.

But frankly, for two sex symbols, there don't seem to be too many sparks flying between them. There may be a cerebral connection with those Mercury aspects, but as far as sexual tension, her Mars in detached Aquarius' loose conjunction to his Sun is about it. Not very passionate, this pair.

So rest assured, gentle readers, I don't foresee this coupling lasting long. There is still plenty of time for Justin to fulfill his destiny and reunite with Britney in 2008!

Related: • Justin Dumps Cameron: I Totally Called It! (6/24/06) • Update: Cameron Confirmed to Be a Controlling Virgo (3/25/06) • Justin and Cameron: Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! (3/9/06)

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Celeb Birthdays: January 26

Figure skater Emily Hughes of the incredibly annoying Hughes skating family is 18.

Actress Sara Rue of Less Than Perfect, who has lost a rather alarming amount of weight, perhaps due to psychological issues developed while playing the title character on that show, is 28.

Actress Maggie Lawson of Psych is 31.

Actor Bryan Callen of Mad TV is 36.

Actor Dorian Gregory of Charmed is 36. See Dorian Gregory's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Gospel singer Kirk Franklin is 37.

Actor Paul Johansson of One Tree Hill is 43.

Musician Andrew Ridgeley of my beloved Wham! is 44.

Singer-songwriter Lucinda Williams is 44. See Lucinda Williams' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Wayne Gretzky, who is evidently some sort of athlete or other, is 46. Check out that Sun-Ascendant conjunction. See Wayne Gretzky's birth chart (Astrotheme)

R&B singer Anita Baker is 49.

Comedienne and TV host Ellen DeGeneres, the quintessential Aquarian, is 49.

Rocker Eddie Van Halen is 52. See Eddie Van Halen's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor David Strathairn of Good Night, and Good Luck is 58. Read CelebAstroBlogy's 2006 Oscar predictions on David Strathairn's chances of winning Best Actor

Actor Scott Glenn is 66. See Scott Glenn's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Baseball player and beer shiller Bob Uecker is 72. See Bob Uecker's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Cartoonist Jules Feiffer is 78.

Actor and salad dressing monger Paul Newman is 82. See Paul Newman's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: January 24-25

Singer Alicia Keys, celebrating her 27th birthday, is the single noteworthy person who was born today. No joke. See Alicia Keys's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Also, nobody that interesting was born yesterday.

Thank you for your time.

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Celeb Birthdays: January 23

Actress Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, who was not actually responsible for ruining Beverly Hills, 90210, is 33. See Tiffani-Amber Thiessen's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

My beloved Mariska Hargitay, new mother and star of Law & Order: SVU, turns 43 today. Read CelebAstroBlogy's report on the birth of Mariska Hargitay's baby

Actress Gail O'Grady is 44. See Gail O'Grady's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Princess Caroline of Monaco is 50. See Princess Caroline of Monaco's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Singer-guitarist Robin Zander of Cheap Trick is 55.

Actor Richard Dean Anderson, forever a.k.a. MacGyver, is 57. See Richard Dean Anderson's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Singer Anita Pointer of the Pointer Sisters is 59.

Excellent B actor Rutger Hauer is 63. See Rutger Hauer's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Gil Gerard of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, which I loved as a child but recall only vaguely, is 64.

Performer Chita Rivera is 74.

Birth dates from Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Happy 1st Anniversary, CelebAstroBlogy!

OMG! I just now realized that today is the 1-year anniversary of CelebAstroBlogy! Thanks so much to all you readers, longtime and recent, who have offered so much awesome feedback, encouragement and support. (Except you, Reichen.) I would also like to thank Uranus for transiting my 10th-house Jupiter and Venus in Pisces and bringing a bolt of fresh inspiration to my astrological work and creative aspirations. It seems fitting that this anniversary falls on the occasion of the transiting Jupiter-Uranus square, a great time for brainstorms and creative breakthroughs. (Don't forget to read your daily horoscope.)

For lack of any better commemorative concept, I have gathered a handful of posts that were personally special or memorable to me, to look back on the past year. Hope you'll enjoy reliving these celeb milestones.

• Chappelle's Chiron (2/07/06)
Dave Chappelle's mysterious disappearance was so fascinating; a look at his chart really shed some interesting light on it.

• Justin and Cameron: Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! (3/09/06)
It still feels good to say it.

• Stephen Colbert, Taurus for Truthiness (5/14/06)
By putting his birth chart on the Interwebs, I feel I was doing God's work.

• A Heartfelt Tribute to Aaron Spelling (6/24/06)
This post was meaningful to me because I had never really processed exactly how much Spelling shows meant to me growing up.

• Nicole and Keith: Worst Wedding Timing Ever! (6/25/06)
The aspects for their marriage were just so strikingly horrible, it was fun to write a post with so much juicy fodder.

• There Is a God, and He is Pissed at Mel Gibson (8/01/06)
Because who doesn't enjoy a little schadenfreude?

• Paul McCartney and Olivia Newton-John Belong Together! (8/12/06)
I just love the idea of these two as a couple so much, and I sincerely believe that the collective unconscious can manifest it as a reality if we all just put good energy into it!

• Britney Divorces Kevin! The World Makes Sense Again! (11/07/06)
Do I really have to explain why this one is a personal favorite?

Thanks again for your continued patronage and support of CelebAstroBlogy, without which I would doubtless have given up long ago. I look forward to serving all your celebrity astrology needs in 2007!

Namaste,
KittyTaurus

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Cameron Diaz Is a Masochist

Obviously, Cameron Diaz WANTS to be miserable. No joke.

ANOTHER Aquarius?!?! WHAT is she thinking?!?!

Frying Pan Face just keeps picking men who won't meet her needs. Or maybe it's just that she's desperate to deny her own needs, what with how she keeps insisting she's a commitment-phobe and doesn't want to get married and all. Honey, nice try, but nobody with a Taurus Moon and Venus in Cancer is a commitment-phobe. ~ See Cameron Diaz's birth chart (Astrotheme)

More to come on this tragic tale (including the stellar scoop on Justin and Scarlett). I'm still crazy busy with work (thanks for your patience, gentle readers), but I just had to put that out there.

Cammie, whenever you get tired of living in a world of hurt, find a nice Capricorn man (who isn't a man-whore like Jared Leto) and you can stop fronting like you don't want to settle down!

Related:
• Update: Cameron Confirmed to Be a Controlling Virgo (3/25/06)
• Justin and Cameron: Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! (3/9/06)

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Celeb Birthdays: January 22

Skanky singer Willa Ford is 26. See Willa Ford's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Beverley Mitchell of the only Aaron Spelling show I abhor is 26. See Beverley Mitchell's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Christopher Masterson of Malcolm in the Middle is 27. See Christopher Masterson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Evanescence guitarist Ben Moody is 27.

Actor Balthazar Getty is 32.

Actress Olivia d'Abo is 40. See Olivia d'Abo's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Diane Lane, whom I loved in The Outsiders, is 42. See Diane Lane's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Will Smith's Peter Scolari, DJ Jazzy Jeff, is 42.

Stranger Than Paradise director Jim Jarmusch is 54. See Jim Jarmusch's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Singer Steve Perry of Journey, one of my favorite all-time bands, is 58.

Sex Pistols manager Malcolm McLaren is 61.

Actor John Hurt is 67. See John Hurt's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Seymour Cassel is 72.

Actress Piper Laurie, who is evidently still alive, is 75. See Piper Laurie's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Birth dates from Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: January 21

Izabella Miko, a member of the dubious category of hyphenates known as model-actress, is 26. See Izabella Miko's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Zig-a-zig-ah! Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton is 31 today. See Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Chan Marshall of -- or, should I say, comprising -- Cat Power is 35. See Chan Marshall's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Basketball player Hakeem Olajuwon is 44. See Hakeem Olajuwon's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Geena Davis is 51.You know, The Long Kiss Goodnight was a really excellent and underrated movie. See Geena Davis' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Robby Benson, whom I love for being the voice of the Beast in Beauty and the Beast, unequivocally the best Disney film ever,* is also 51.

Artist Jeff Koons is 52. See Jeff Koons' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen is 54. See Paul Allen's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

"Caribbean Queen" singer Billy Ocean is 57.

Actress Jill Eikenberry is 60.

Rocker Richie Havens, who is evidently still alive, is 66. See Richie Havens' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Tenor Plácido Domingo is also 66. See Plácido Domingo's birth chart (Astrotheme)

I could scarcely care less, but golfer Jack Nicklaus is 67. See Jack Nicklaus' birth chart (Astrotheme)

*By "best Disney movie ever," I mean in terms of script and songs. The best Disney movie ever for people who like to abuse substances and watch animated films is, obviously, Fantasia. I mean, I’ve heard. From other kids.

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