Saturday, June 23, 2007

Celeb Birthdays: June 23

Rapper Memphis Bleek is 29.

Musician Jason Mraz is 30.

Actress Selma Blair, who really needs to stop getting such unflattering haircuts, is 35. See Selma Blair's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Genius-of-geniuses Buffy the Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon is 43 today. I can't tell you how much it saddened me when he announced he is no longer attached to the new Wonder Woman movie. Tears! See Joss Whedon's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Steve Shelley of Sonic Youth is 45.

Fargo's Frances McDormand is 50. See Frances McDormand's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

American Idol judge Randy Jackson is 51.

I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Satanic cheeseball Misfits frontman Glenn Danzig, who is 52 today.

Actor Ted Shackelford is 61.

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Friday, June 22, 2007

Is Nicole Richie Really Pregnant?

Recently Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden kicked up the pregnancy rumors a notch by purchasing a schwanky diaper bag. {Full story} So, as promised, here's an astrological analysis of the question of the hour: Does the food-phobic celebutante actually have a bun in the oven ... and if so, how is she dealing with it health-wise?

First let me start with the caveat that it is extremely difficult to look at pregnancy indicators in a natal horoscope, such as Nicole's, with an unknown birth time. The Moon and the 5th house are two important pregnancy indicators that cannot be pinpointed without a birth time. But I took a look at Nicole's chart just to see what is happening. There is certainly a lot of change, transformation and pressure in her life right now, but I'm not convinced that having a baby on the way has anything to do with it.

In her natal chart, Nicole has a surprising potential for nurturing and mothering, with her Virgo Sun conjunct the asteroid Ceres. This placement suggests that Nicole identifies with a mothering archetype and is a real caretaker.

But that does not necessarily mean the time to indulge her maternal tendencies is now. In Nicole's progressed chart, representing where a person's personality has evolved up to the present date, the Sun has moved out of orb of a conjunction with Ceres. Nowadays, progressed Ceres is closest to natal and progressed Saturn, and trine natal and progressed Chiron, which suggest barrenness and difficulty conceiving more than fertility. (A more auspicious time for pregnancy might have been two years ago, when the progressed Sun was conjunct progressed Jupiter, a planetary pregnancy indicator.)

Currently, Nicole is undergoing a profound transformation with Pluto squaring her Sun, as I first wrote about back in February 2006; her identity has morphed before our eyes. But the snakelike shedding-of-skin suggested by a hard Pluto-Sun aspect does not seem to me representative of the kind of psychic transformation that comes with parenthood. This, to me, says more about Nicole's grasping for fame and status over the past couple of years, and her utter and complete transfiguration, as her body wastes away (Pluto, signifying control issues, could suggest the rigorous self-discipline that many young women with eating issues are determined to maintain) and her personal style continues to change.

Transiting Jupiter currently trines Nicole's natal Mars and sextiles her Saturn. Again, without knowing the house placements it is difficult to pinpoint the significance of these transits, but the fact that Jupiter is aspecting archetypally "masculine" planets suggests that the luck and growth suggests that the good fortune and growth prospects it is bringing Nicole are not of a fertility-oriented nature.

Furthermore, transiting Saturn is aspecting the yod in Nicole's natal chart, suggesting the issues she presently has dealing with authority. Saturn is trine natal Neptune (substance abuse, unrealistic expectations), square Chiron (wounding), and sextile Pluto. With this aspect just getting tighter, and Nicole's sentencing date for her DUI case approaching, Nicole could face some serious punishment just like her BFF, SWSNBN,FPFHHP. And Saturn squaring Chiron could trigger Nicole's tendency to act self-destructive in order to feel in control. Whether or not she is pregnant, I'm concerned that she may not be taking the best care of her body.

It has been buzzed about that Nicole supposedly thinks being pregnant will keep her out of prison. Now, it seems to me that she could just as easily be creating the illusion (Neptune) of a pregnancy to gain sympathy from the authorities (Saturn) who have dominion over her fate (Pluto). Buying a diaper bag seems like a pretty blatant way to send the signal that she's knocked up, considering La Richie could have just sent out an assistant for it -- or waited until she actually has some diapers to put in the bag.

So, I'm not convinced that whatever's going on with Nicole's belly is a "baby bump." But that said, I hesitate to rule out the possibility of a pregnancy altogether without a birth time to do a really comprehensive reading. Sorry to be rather inconclusive, but ultimately we'll have to wait and see!

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Celeb Birthdays: June 22

Actor Douglas Smith (Big Love) is 22.

Jai Rodriguez of Queer Eye is 30.

Donald Faison of Scrubs, which in the course of this year I have come to love and watch to the point where I am now mildly sick of it, is 33.

Alicia (Lecy) Goranson, a.k.a. O.G. Becky, not to be confused with New Becky from Scrubs, is 33 today.

Carson Daly is 34 and too irrelevant to even mock at this point. See Carson Daly's birth chart (Astrotheme)

The awesome Mary Lynn Rajskub is 36. See Mary Lynn Rajskub's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Horrible singer Steven Page of the horrible Barenaked Ladies is 37. Ugh! Ugh!

Schooly-D turns 41.

Actress Amy Brenneman and Da Vinci Code writer Dan Brown are 43. See Amy Brenneman's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Dan Brown's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Jimmy Somerville of Bronski Beat is 46. See Jimmy Somerville's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Tracy Pollan, a.k.a. Mrs. Michael J. Fox, is 47. See Tracy Pollan's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

The awesome Bruce Campbell of Evil Dead is 49. See Bruce Campbell's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Tim Russ (Star Trek: Voyager) is 51.

Singer Cyndi Lauper is 54. See Cyndi Lauper's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Meryl Streep and Lindsay Wagner share a 58th birthday. See Meryl Streep's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Lindsay Wagner's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Musician Todd Rundgren is 59.

Actor Klaus Maria Brandauer is 63. See Klaus Maria Brandauer's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Douchebag Brit Hume is 64.

Singer-songwriter Kris Kristofferson is 71. See Kris Kristofferson's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Prunella Scales of Fawlty Towers is 75. See Prunella Scales' birth chart (Astrotheme)

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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Celeb Birthdays: June 21

Britain's dreamy -- and newly single! -- Prince William is 25. Read CelebAstroBlogy's analysis of Prince William's breakup with Kate Middleton

Actor Chris Pratt (Everwood) is 28.

Actress Erica Durance (Smallville) is 29.

Musician Brandon Flowers of the Killers is 26. See Brandon Flowers's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Juliette Lewis is 34. See Juliette Lewis's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor-comedian Jim Breuer of Half-Baked is 40.

Director Larry Wachowski (The Matrix) is 42. See Larry Wachowski's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Doug Savant, who will always be Matt on Melrose Place to me no matter how long he's on Desperate Housewives, is 43. See Doug Savant's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

"Rocker" Kip Winger is 46.

Musician Nils Lofgren of the E Street Band is 56.

Musician Joey Kramer of Aerosmith is 58. See Joey Kramer's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Author Ian McEwan is 58. See Ian McEwan's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Meredith Baxter (Family Ties) is 60. See Meredith Baxter's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Michael Gross (Family Ties) is 60.

Musician Ray Davies of the Kinks is 63. See Ray Davies's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Jane Russell is 86. See Jane Russell's birth chart (Astrotheme)

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Celeb Birthdays: June 20

Deftones frontman Chino Moreno is 34.

Actor Josh Lucas and Marilyn Manson bassist Twiggy Ramirez (a.k.a. Jeordie White) both turn 36 today. See Josh Lucas's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Director Robert Rodriguez (Grindhouse) is 39.

Nicole Kidman hits 40 today. ~ Read CelebAstroBlogy features about Nicole Kidman

Michael Anthony, a.k.a. One of the Other Guys in Van Halen, turns 53.

Duran Duran's John Taylor is 47.

Roseanne's John Goodman is 55. See John Goodman's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Lionel Richie is 58. See Lionel Richie's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Candy Clark (American Graffiti) is 60.

Bob Vila is 61.

The pride of Canada, Anne Murray, is 62. See Anne Murray's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Beach Boy Brian Wilson is 65. See Brian Wilson's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Director Stephen Frears (The Queen) is 66.

John Mahoney, a.k.a. Frasier's dad, is 67.

Danny Aiello is 74. See Danny Aiello's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Olympia Dukakis is 76, as is actor Martin Landau. See Martin Landau's birth chart (Astrotheme)

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Celeb Birthdays: June 19

Actor Paul Dano, who was awesome as Dwayne in Little Miss Sunshine, is 23. See Paul Dano's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Zoe Saldana is 29. See Zoe Saldana's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Hugh Dancy, a.k.a. maneater Claire Danes' allegedly bisexual new boy-toy, is 32. See Hugh Dancy's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Robin Tunney of the eternally awesome The Craft is 35, as is actress Poppy Montgomery of Without a Trace. See Robin Tunney's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See Poppy Montgomery's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Mia Sara, the girl from Legend and Ferris Bueller, hits 40 today. See Mia Sara's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Jude Law baby-mama Sadie Frost is also 40, according to Astrotheme, although it seems just last year she was 41. Hmmm. See Sadie Frost's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

American Idol looney tune Paula Abdul is 45. ~ Read CelebAstroBlogy's report on Paula Abdul's cuckoo-crazy behavior

Sultry turned stocky actress Kathleen Turner is 53. See Kathleen Turner's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Ann Wilson of Heart is 57. See Ann Wilson's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Cosby mom Phylicia Rashad is 59. See Phylicia Rashad's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Author Salman Rushdie is 60. See Salman Rushdie's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Gena Rowlands is 77. See Gena Rowlands' birth chart (Astrotheme)

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Monday, June 18, 2007

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden: Bad Influences on Each Other?

A reader recently requested a report on the rumor that Nicole Richie is pregnant -- with the very apropos follow-up question "If she is, is she taking care of herself?" And now comes word that in addition to an alleged bump, Nicole has been sporting major bling, sparking talk that she is engaged to cheesy Good Charlotte "rocker" Joel Madden. {Source} All this, while the threat of a jail sentence hangs over her head. Clearly, there's a lot going on with Nicole right now! There's so much to cover, this may well end up being Part I in a series of posts on the twiggy troublemaker.

For now, let's start with a look at her relationship with Joel. Based on their horoscopes, it seems to me that they may well be compatible as a couple, in that there is chemistry and attraction between them ... but whether the relationship is a healthy influence on Nicole is another question entirely.

First, her Venus in Scorpio trines his Mars in Pisces -- a good aspect for loving sexual relationships, one that suggests an easy-flowing romantic dynamic between them. See Nicole Richie's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See Joel Madden's birth chart (Vega Attractions, no birth time)

Yet Nicole's Venus in Scorpio and Mars in Leo also form a passionate -- but volatile --T-square with his Venus in Aquarius. This again augurs good sexual chemistry ... but it may also hint that the relationship with Joel is stirring up the tendency toward relationship drama described by Nicole's Venus in Scorpio– Mars in Leo square.

Venus in Scorpio is extremely possessive and controlling, while Venus in Aquarius tends to be a little more distant and arm's-length. There have been many online reports about Joel getting annoyed with Nicole's constant calling and clinginess, and here we may well see the Scorpio/Aquarius Venus dynamic in action. Joel pulling away from her clinginess and possessiveness may in turn activate Nicole's Mars in Leo, which goes ballistic with a dramatic outburst designed to command attention.

Joel's Chiron in Taurus opposite Nicole's Venus, making a grand cross with Mars, is also troubling, as it suggests the relationship could be hurtful to her in some way, possibly stirring up insecurities about her body (Chiron in Taurus) or her femininity.

I'm a little nervous, too, about the grand trine between the Sun in Pisces, retrograde Jupiter in Cancer, and Uranus in Scorpio in Joel's chart, suggesting that while he is a creative being with a rebellious streak (albeit a cheesy one), he has a tendency to get out of control and possibly give in to self-destructive Piscean tendencies. For someone with Nicole's history of self-destructive behavior (drugs, eating issues), this might not be such a good influence.

Plus, her Sun sextiles his Jupiter, while her Uranus trines his Jupiter (much more closely than his natal trine), suggesting that she might egg on his excessive ways. These two malleable mutable signs may well vibe off each other, but a lot of emotional energy is stirred up when they're together, and I'm not sure it has anywhere to go but ping-pong back and forth between them, getting caught up in all those squares and oppositions.

Since this post has already become quite lengthy, we will indeed have to table the discussion of Nicole's possible pregnancy and prison sentence for a future installment of the Richie saga. Stay tuned!

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Sunday, June 17, 2007

Celeb Birthdays: June 18

Actress Willa Holland (The O.C.) is 16.

Country musician Blake Shelton is 31.

Rapper Silkk Tha Shocker is 32.

Soap opera actor Eddie Cibrian is 34. See Eddie Cibrian's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Nathan Morris of Boyz II Men is 36.

Beloved figure skating champion Kurt Browning is 41. See Kurt Browning's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Man-voiced singer Alison Moyet is 46. See Alison Moyet's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Brian Benben of that horrible show Dream On is 51. See Brian Benben's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Eternally lovely and gracious actress-model Isabella Rossellini is 55. See Isabella Rossellini's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Carol Kane of Taxi is 55. See Carol Kane's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Musician Paul McCartney is 65. Let me take this opportunity to reiterate my passionate conviction that he and Olivia Newton-John belong together. ~ Read CelebAstroBlogy features about Paul McCartney

Film critic Roger Ebert is 65.

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Larry Birkhead's Birth Chart

Finally, here is a birth chart for Larry Birkhead, the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl Dannielynn.

See Larry Birkhead's birth chart (Exclusive to CelebAstroBlogy, no birth time)

As has been noted by a few of you attentive readers, Larry shares a birthday, January 22, with Anna's late son, Daniel Smith. See Daniel Smith's birth chart (Exclusive to CelebAstroBlogy, no birth time) His connections to Anna herself include his Mercury conjunct her Mars and his Neptune on her Sun, which suggests the dynamic of secrets or deception between them. See Anna Nicole Smith's birth chart (Exclusive to CelebAstroBlogy, birth time conjectured) Anna seems to have gone out of her way to delude and misinform Larry about being the father of Dannielynn (and quite possibly about her relationship with Howard K. Stern, whom Anna pals have alleged she was never really interested in romantically).

Stay tuned for a full analysis, as promised, of the synastry between Larry and Dannielynn, and what it says about the sincerity of his intentions as a parent.

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: Can Consecutive Signs Work?

As long promised, I have examined the horoscopes of new couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel to determine their compatibility. And I have to say I was rather surprised at the result.

Now, as longtime readers well know, I am (a) averse to the idea of consecutive Sun signs pairing up; and (b) deeply invested in the prospect of J.T. reuniting with his one true love, Britney Spears. So I was all set to dismiss this couple out of hand, proclaiming her an oversensitive Pisces who would be emotionally unsatisfied by an unfeeling Aquarian like Justin. But, most vexingly, it turns out they actually have more going for them than I expected.

See, for a Pisces, Jessica is really not all that touchy-feely emotional. She has Mercury conjunct Justin's Aquarius Sun and her Venus in Aquarius as well; Mars, Saturn, and Pluto are in airy Libra. See Jessica Biel's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) And it is extremely likely that Jessica has a Gemini Moon -- unless she was born very close to midnight, in which case her Moon would be at 0° Cancer. On the off chance that her Moon is in watery Cancer, Jessica would be a lot less compatible with Justin, being a much more emotional, sensitive being. But assuming that she does have a Gemini Moon, Jessica actually has a predominance of six planets in air signs, which makes her much more simpatico than the average Pisces with airy Aquarian Justin.

Conversely, Justin has his Mercury in Pisces, Jessica's Sun sign. See Justin Timberlake's birth chart (Astrotheme) The fact that they have their Mercurys in each other's Sun signs is an indicator that they understand each other and have good communication. Curses!!!

But it seems to me -- and again, I am deeply biased -- that while all their air-sign planets may vibe harmoniously, there is not that much in the way of passionate chemistry between them. Her Neptune is within two degrees of his Moon-Neptune, so she does fit his fantasy image of a woman, but that would be true of many women born roughly within the same year of him (Britney's Neptune's conjunction to Justin's Moon-Neptune, for instance, is almost exact).

There may be some romantic vibes thanks to her Mars in Libra loosely conjunct his Pluto, and her Pluto in Libra trine his Mars; however, Saturn smack between her Mars and Pluto would tend to damp down those flames of passion a bit.

Other than that, there are not many strong aspects to speak of between their two charts. They may get along just fine and have fun together, with all that breezy, social air-sign energy ... but nothing really jumps out to indicate any real binding connection, or can't-live-without-you ardor. In fact, their Suns are semisextile to each other, which speaks to the kind of tomato-tomahto just-slightly-out-of-tune-with-each-other dynamic I caution against when it comes to consecutive signs.

True, it is possible that her Gemini Moon opposes his Sag Moon, which would bring romantic sparks. But even a Moon opposition between those two mutable, commitment-phobic signs would not necessarily augur a lasting, long-term relationship. I can't help feeling that Justin and Jess are just having fun for right now, and perhaps looking to keep things light and noncommittal. By the way, did I mention that I believe Justin is going to end up with Britney?

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Celeb Birthdays: June 17

Tennis star Venus Williams is 27. As I already remarked on her planetary name last year, I won't get into it again now. See Venus Williams' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony rapper Krayzie Bone is 34.

Singer Paulina Rubio is 36. See Paulina Rubio's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

SNLer Will Forte turns 37 today. He kind of weirds me out sometimes.

Actor Jason Patric is 42. See Jason Patric's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Greg Kinnear, who I am actually starting to not hate ever since Little Miss Sunshine, is 44. See Greg Kinnear's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Thomas Haden Church, whose birthday gives me an opportunity, which I never miss, to mention one of my favorite films ever, Tales From the Crypt; Demon Knight, in which he co-stars, is 47. See Thomas Haden Church's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Director Bobby Farrelly of the Farrelly brothers is 49, as is Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra. See Jello Biafra's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Roidy former SNLer Joe Piscopo is 56. See Joe Piscopo's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Singer Barry Manilow, whom I have forgiven since Stephen Colbert has, turns 64 today. See Barry Manilow's birth chart (Astrotheme)

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