Britney's Mama Drama: Part I

Back in February, when I first wrote about Britney Spears' feelings of rage toward mother Lynne right after she shaved her head, I did not imagine that it would go so far as Brit serving a DIY "restraining order" to her mama. But here we are. As retrograde Chiron (the "wounded healer" asteroid) approaches the Moon (representing emotions and the mother), an aspect that was first exact during the February head-shaving drama, Britney's issues of rage and rebellion toward her mother are again coming to a head. So is there hope for this family relationship yet?

While I unfortunately cannot do a definitive chart for Lynne as of now, due to incomplete data (if anyone knows the town where she was born, please let me know -- thanks much to Pluto for narrowing it down, as well as for suggesting the topic in the first place!), a look at her planets superimposed on Britney's natal chart reveals some interesting nuances of their dynamic. See Britney Spears' birth chart (Astrotheme)

For instance, the midpoint of Lynne's not-quite-conjunct Sun at 13 Taurus and Mercury at 25 Taurus falls directly on -- huh, what do you know? -- Britney's Chiron at 19 Taurus.

The way Chiron is translating light between Lynne's Sun and Mercury could suggest, rather weirdly, that she is at her most focused and centered when she is tapping in to Britney's Chiron energy, the ability to heal in others what is in ourselves damaged. Perhaps Lynne sees herself as a "fixer" in Britney's life when it comes to issues (like marriage and family) that she herself has not quite gotten a handle on yet. It's interesting that Britney is reported to be angry at her mother for forcing her into rehab when she didn't think she had a problem -- and has allegedly accused Lynne of being the one with an addiction, to prescription pills.

Further, Britney's mother's Sun in stubborn Taurus closely squares Britney's Moon (not to belabor the point, but representing the mother principle) in Aquarius. An Aquarius Moon in itself suggests a mother who is more of a friend than a parent, and indeed, in happier days Britney did describe her mom as her best friend. But the square to Lynne's Sun suggests that despite, or perhaps because of, this more egalitarian mother-daughter relationship, Britney still feels the need to rebel against and challenge her mom.

This is, obv, just the tip of the iceberg, but since I have to get going now (once in a great while I do actually have plans, you know), I figured I'd split this post up into installments, to avoid incurring any further ire at the consecutive birthday posts. ;) Stay tuned for more on the Spears family saga.

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: Can Consecutive Signs Work?

As long promised, I have examined the horoscopes of new couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel to determine their compatibility. And I have to say I was rather surprised at the result.

Now, as longtime readers well know, I am (a) averse to the idea of consecutive Sun signs pairing up; and (b) deeply invested in the prospect of J.T. reuniting with his one true love, Britney Spears. So I was all set to dismiss this couple out of hand, proclaiming her an oversensitive Pisces who would be emotionally unsatisfied by an unfeeling Aquarian like Justin. But, most vexingly, it turns out they actually have more going for them than I expected.

See, for a Pisces, Jessica is really not all that touchy-feely emotional. She has Mercury conjunct Justin's Aquarius Sun and her Venus in Aquarius as well; Mars, Saturn, and Pluto are in airy Libra. See Jessica Biel's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) And it is extremely likely that Jessica has a Gemini Moon -- unless she was born very close to midnight, in which case her Moon would be at 0° Cancer. On the off chance that her Moon is in watery Cancer, Jessica would be a lot less compatible with Justin, being a much more emotional, sensitive being. But assuming that she does have a Gemini Moon, Jessica actually has a predominance of six planets in air signs, which makes her much more simpatico than the average Pisces with airy Aquarian Justin.

Conversely, Justin has his Mercury in Pisces, Jessica's Sun sign. See Justin Timberlake's birth chart (Astrotheme) The fact that they have their Mercurys in each other's Sun signs is an indicator that they understand each other and have good communication. Curses!!!

But it seems to me -- and again, I am deeply biased -- that while all their air-sign planets may vibe harmoniously, there is not that much in the way of passionate chemistry between them. Her Neptune is within two degrees of his Moon-Neptune, so she does fit his fantasy image of a woman, but that would be true of many women born roughly within the same year of him (Britney's Neptune's conjunction to Justin's Moon-Neptune, for instance, is almost exact).

There may be some romantic vibes thanks to her Mars in Libra loosely conjunct his Pluto, and her Pluto in Libra trine his Mars; however, Saturn smack between her Mars and Pluto would tend to damp down those flames of passion a bit.

Other than that, there are not many strong aspects to speak of between their two charts. They may get along just fine and have fun together, with all that breezy, social air-sign energy ... but nothing really jumps out to indicate any real binding connection, or can't-live-without-you ardor. In fact, their Suns are semisextile to each other, which speaks to the kind of tomato-tomahto just-slightly-out-of-tune-with-each-other dynamic I caution against when it comes to consecutive signs.

True, it is possible that her Gemini Moon opposes his Sag Moon, which would bring romantic sparks. But even a Moon opposition between those two mutable, commitment-phobic signs would not necessarily augur a lasting, long-term relationship. I can't help feeling that Justin and Jess are just having fun for right now, and perhaps looking to keep things light and noncommittal. By the way, did I mention that I believe Justin is going to end up with Britney?

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Has Britney Seen the Light?

As faithful readers and devoted Britney Spears fans may recall, I recently recommended the recitation of a mantra and the meditation exercise of visualizing Britney surrounded by healing white light as a manifestation of support and encouragement for our beloved BritBrit. {Full story}

Now it looks as if Britney may have actually received this white light. Despite her attempt to evince a basic grasp of sarcasm in this video clip, I cannot help but choose to believe that her reference to white light -- mocking though it may sound -- suggests that this energetic manifestation may have actually, um, manifested.

~ Watch the video {Source: X17 via YouTube}

Retrograde Saturn is approaching a station, which certainly describes Britney's contrarian attitude toward the lessons she's learned lately (i.e. "My management totally knew what they were doing when they sent me to rehab!" Um, Britney?... Yes, actually, they did.). Along with Saturn turning direct on Thursday, Tuesday's New Moon opposing Britney's natal Saturn-Pluto conjunction suggests that a fresh start is at hand. Britney can definitely turn this beat around if she works at it.

In the meantime, keep that white light coming!

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Is Britney Really All Better???

This is a joyous day indeed, for Miss Britney Spears has left Promises rehab facility in Malibu after reportedly passing her treatment program with flying colors and totally turning herself around. {Source} A glance at her horoscope hints that our beloved BritBrit really may be on the road to recovery.

The March 18 solar eclipse at 28° Pisces fell within orb of opposition to Britney's Mars, perhaps shedding some light on the anger issues she was experiencing around the time she shaved her head. {Full story} See Britney Spears' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Currently, the trine uniting transiting Jupiter (growth) and Saturn (structure) is bolstering Britney's natal Saturn, which is neatly at the midpoint of the two transiting planets, forming sextiles with each. Sextiles are all about opportunity, and this configuration offers Britney a great window of opportunity to grow and change as a person and artist by harnessing the self-discipline and restraint she needs as an adult and parent.

With transiting Chiron still hovering around her Moon until next year (we could see another outburst like the head-shaving incident in mid-August, when the retrograde conjunction is exact), Britney is obviously not to the mountaintop yet, in terms of working through her rage and healing her relationship with her mother -- as well as her relationship with herself. But I'm very pleased to see the Jupiter-Saturn trine giving her a little foothold. Keep up the good work, Britney baby!

P.S. Don't forget: If you want to send Britney positive healing energy (or are just wondering what's up with that thing on her head, above), try this mantra meditation.

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Celeb Birthdays: March 21

Huzzah, it's a beautiful new day! My beloved Britney has gotten well! (Because, you know, that only takes 30 days...) More on BritBrit soon.... Meanwhile, please enjoy these Aries, who include one of her exes.

Deryck Whibley of faux-punk band Sum 41 is 27. See Deryck Whibley's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

I can't decide whether to say something hideously mean about Kevin Federline, who turns 29 today, because (a) it's like shooting fish in a barrel at this point and (b) I'm reserving judgment until I see how he treats Britney post-treatment. More on K-Fed TK soon. See Kevin Federline's birth chart (Exclusive to CelebAstroBlogy)

Rapper Mannie Fresh is 33.

Former MTV VJ Ananda Lewis is 34.

Hip-hop producer DJ Premier is 39.

Musician Jonas "Joker" Berggren of the amazingly AWESOME musical phenomenon known as Ace of Base is 40.

Actress and TV host Rosie O'Donnell is 45. See Rosie O'Donnell's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Matthew Broderick is 45. See Matthew Broderick's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Gary Oldman is 49. See Gary Oldman's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Sabrina Le Beauf, who played the older sister who magically appeared on The Cosby Show even though they only had four kids in the first season, is 49. That rift in the sitcomtinuum always bothered me.

Musician Roger Hodgson of Supertramp is 57. See Roger Hodgson's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Rocker Eddie Money is 58. See Eddie Money's birth chart (Astrotheme)

One-term Bond Timothy Dalton is 61. See Timothy Dalton's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Rose Stone of Sly & the Family Stone is 62.

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Will Britney Learn Saturn's Lessons In Time?

Now that Britney Spears is in rehab for the third time, will she take to the treatment? Is she finally ready to use the positive energy of the transiting Saturn sextile I mentioned earlier {Full story} to work on getting her life back on track before her Saturn return a couple of years from now? So far she seems to be committed to the Promises program, but for how long?

A look at Britney's progressed chart (showing where a person has evolved to at the present time) reveals many of the same themes of anger and rebellion present in her transit chart. Thankfully, it also reinforces the constructive "tough love" energy of the Saturn sextile, suggesting that there is still a chance for Britney's family to get through to her and for her to work through this and emerge stronger.

In Britney's progressed chart, the Sun in Capricorn is almost exactly squaring Mars in Libra. A lot of anger is coming out now. Britney is expressing her rage (Mars) about the identity (Sun) that has been defined for her by the establishment (Capricorn). (Also, Libra is the sign of partnership, and Britney is obviously taking out some of that rage on estranged husband Kevin Federline; witness her distressing bashing-SUV-with-umbrella scene outside his house.) Progressed Mars has also crossed Britney's natal Ascendant, bringing her anger out into the forefront for all to see.

Interestingly, in her progressed chart as in the transit chart, we find a Chiron-Moon aspect. The progressed Moon is trining natal (and progressed) Chiron, facilitating the flow of inwardly directed aggression. This aspect also describes the pain Britney is causing her mother (Moon) now, even as her mother seeks to bring her healing. Chiron represents the "wounded healer" archetype, and has the potential to serve as a bridge between the chaotic (no pun intended), turbulent energy she's been experiencing as Uranus squares her Sun, and the window of constructive opportunity presented by transiting Saturn's sextile to its natal position.

The progressed Moon in Capricorn is also squaring natal Saturn, an aspect that very much describes the way Britney's parents have been goading her to get her act together. This aspect heartens me greatly to see, as it depicts the challenge Britney is facing to get her life in order and deal with her emotions -- but also the potential for focus, strength, and determination, especially with the support of her family.

As she works toward her recovery, I would like to offer fellow Britneyphiles a way to energetically manifest their concern and support for her as she works on dealing with her issues. The image above shows Britney's crown chakra adorned with a lotus containing a jewel. This image is suggestive of the Tibetan Buddhist mantra Om mani padme hum, or "The jewel is already in the lotus," a phrase whose meaning is difficult to sum up but essentially conveys that the completion and even perfection we thrash about seeking are actually already within us. {More info} It's a bit like Dorothy journeying all the way through Oz only to realize that all along she possessed the power to return home. Sagittarians like Britney are born seekers, and my intuitive feeling is that right now she is casting around outside herself for something she needs to look within herself to find. Fans of Britney who wish to send her compassionate, nonjudgmental loving-kindness energy during this time might consider chanting this mantra silently or aloud while envisioning Britney surrounded by healing, purifying white light. Yes, I am totally serious. What?

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Why Did Britney Shave Her Head?

Gentle readers, thank you for your patience. (With every passing hour that I have not had a chance to post, I fear an angry mob with torches and pitchforks outside my building.) Anyhoo, let's cut to the chase and address the burning question of the moment: WTF is going on with Britney Spears and why did she shave her head?

Right now, Chiron, the planetoid of wounding and inner pain, is transiting Britney's Aquarius Moon, which represents her image of herself as a woman and mother as well as her image of her own mother. By shaving her head, Britney was reportedly acting out in defiance against her mother, who was angry about her ditching rehab in less than a day {Source} -- and, of course, she was reacting against her hyper-feminine (Moon) public image (Aquarius). See Britney Spears' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Transiting Mars in Capricorn is also conjunct Britney's Venus, which likewise is suggestive of an act of aggression or hostility against her own femininity. This Mars-Venus aspect can stir up strong passions, both sexual and anger-fueled. As Britney's natal Venus is in the 4th house of family, there again is an indication that her buzz cut signifies an act of rage against her mother.

Mars is also trining Britney's natal Mars, further riling up her temper and tempting her to act impulsive. And it squares Britney's Saturn-Pluto conjunction in the 1st house, prompting her to assert herself with a "You're not the boss of me" defiance against authority. Britney is really bound and determined to rebel against the structures in her life right now, whether that means her mother and family or the music-industry machine that called the shots in her life for so many years.

With transiting Neptune trining her Saturn, Britney's boundaries are blurred; she has lost clear perspective on the structure she needs in her life, and is allowing herself to escape from responsibilities. But without the self-discipline of Saturn, which rules her natal Mars in Capricorn, Britney is like a rudderless boat.

Saturn is sextiling its natal position from now until June, with the aspect exact in mid-March, then again on May 15 after retrograde Saturn turns direct. This could be Britney's last chance to get back on track before her Saturn return, when she really has to face the consequences of the life path she's chosen. Shaving it may have been a symbolic act of catharsis, but what Britney needs to deal with now is the contents of her head.

Never fear, gentle readers, this isn't the last word on our girl by far. More to come on Britney soon.

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Britney's 2006-07 Birthday Forecast: Will She Spiral Out of Control?

My beloved Britney Spears turned 25 yesterday amidst a maelstrom of skanky melodrama. What does her astrological chart predict for the coming year? Will she continue her distressing new friendship with She Who Shall Not Be Named, For Publicity Feeds Her Horrible Power? Or will she triumphantly rebound from her rebound phase, put on a pair of panties and remind the world what a *cough* talented artist she is?

Britney's solar return chart, a birthday horoscope cast to show the tone of the approaching year, suggests a lot of instability and perhaps some skeletons coming out of the closet. Mutable signs are on all four angles of the chart, suggesting Britney will feel pulled in different directions this year rather than setting her own course. And her natal Virgo 12th house comes to the Ascendant of the solar return chart, suggesting that Britney's secret self-destructive urges are coming to the forefront of her personality for all to see. Ya think?

Even amidst all the chaos, there is a chance for Britney to experience some real growth and learning this year, and to find her own voice—again or perhaps for the first time. There is an emphasis on communication in the solar return. Mercury, the chart ruler, is rising from the 2nd house, and five planets are in the 3rd house (natural home of Mercury); of those, four, all in Sagittarius, are also positioned in the natal 3rd house. The 3rd rules communication and thought processes, and Britney certainly has a lot of thinking to do. She may go off half-cocked in quite a few different directions this year, as she reaches toward various dreams and ideas of where she wants to go as a person. But even as she tries on various personae for size, this process of discovery could lead to genuine maturation and an expansion of Britney's understanding of herself. A few months from now, she may be able to begin finding her own voice and speaking out about who she really is.

Also this year, the solar return Moon is in Taurus in the 8th house, suggesting that the legal throwdown with K-Fed over money and their shared property will occupy a lot of Britney's emotional energy. The SR Moon opposes Britney's natal Jupiter (ruler of her natal and SR Sagittarius planets), so this draining battle is likely to be an obstacle in the way of her personal growth, but with the SR Moon in Taurus, ultimately she will stand her ground and defend her assets. She might find that even though it takes a lot out of her, she emerges from the face-off feeling stronger and more confident.

Let's hope a trial by Sagittarius fire brings Britney some wisdom and a deeper perspective. If nothing else, she needs to learn there's more to life than partying till dawn and catfighting with skanks.

Related:
• Britney Divorces Kevin! The World Makes Sense Again! (11/7/06)
• UPDATE: Britney's Baby's Real Name and Birth Chart (10/26/06)
• Sutton Pierce Federline's Natal Chart (9/24/06)
• Is Britney Finally Done With Kevin? (5/31/06)
• Britney Spears, Serial Mom (5/10/06)
• Britney: Baby One More Time? (4/29/06)
• Sweet Jesus, Is Britney Pregnant Again?! (3/8/06)
• Britney in Retrograde (2/16/06)
• Britney in the Breakdown Lane? (2/8/06)

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Britney Divorces Kevin! The World Makes Sense Again!

How long I have dreamed of this day. I can scarcely believe this joyous event has come to pass, much less astrologically analyze it with any objectivity. My beloved, bodacious angel, Britney Spears, has filed for divorce from the no-talent, gold-digging, low-capris-wearing, indiscriminately inseminating piece of white trash she inexplicably chose to call a husband, Kevin Federline. {Source} Jaia Ganesha!!!

Britney, baby, I just know this is a new day for you. Sure, you were in a bad relationship, you let yourself go, but now that you've kicked K-Fed to the curb, you're already looking fiercer than we've seen you in eons. {Source ~ Source}(Okay, the picture at right is old, but isn't it an inspirational reminder of the glory days?)

In Britney's horoscope, change has been brewing for some time. See Britney Spears' birth chart (Astrotheme) Back in May, I wrote:

...Britney has Pluto sextiling its natal position, passing over her Neptune, and squaring her 12th-house Mars. This represents a time of transformation during which she sees the truth about her illusions come to light, and makes profound changes in her sometimes self-destructive M.O. (Mars in the 12th house).... Jupiter ... will make its last conjunction to Kevin's Uranus in mid-September (which could well be around the baby's actual birth date, considering how celebs like to pad their due dates). It's quite possible he could hang on till then in his basement lair, lurking in the corners of Britney's life. But Pluto has a way of unearthing the truth, and it won't be long before our beloved Britney sees the light about her marriage. {Full story}

Now, as retrograde Uranus draws toward a station in square to Britney's Sun, she is itching to break free of the confines of her current identity, perhaps shocking the world with a whole new persona. To feel vital and true to herself now, Britney needs to change. It may be scary and unsettling to shake up the status quo and take a sharp left turn on her life path, but this might be just what Britney needs to clear away stale psychic energy and find her center again.

Kevin, meanwhile, is going through a hugely momentous life shift: his first Saturn return, a time of reckoning and new responsibilities, when a person transitions into adulthood and reaps the consequences—for better or worse—of his or her work toward achieving maturity thus far. See Kevin Federline's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

The Saturn return is kind of like a cosmic midterm exam. And I think we can all guess how well K-Fed does on standardized tests. The divorce as well as the dismal response to his fledgling "career" as a "musical" "artist" (which, one suspects, may well have been the last straw for Britney, as she was finally confronted with a realistic assessment of his nonexistent breadwinner potential) suggests that Kevin has spent less time learning lessons from the universe than he has partying in Vegas.

Along with signifying adult responsibilities, Saturn also represents the father principle, and Kevin is being called to account for his parenting skills as much as anything else. Britney is seeking sole custody in the divorce petition, and it's hard to imagine Kevin fighting for the right to be encumbered by his kids on weekends when he could be out partying. But for an overgrown child of a man like Kevin, Saturn can come down pretty hard with the old reality check. He may be stunned to find out how difficult life on his own is, without the safety net of Britney's fame and money.

With Mercury and Venus on his Uranus, news of the divorce may have already come as a shock to him. Now, as Saturn gets set to station and turn retrograde just minutes away from its position in Kevin's natal chart, he has a rough road ahead. He will have to go back and make up for lost time in learning the lessons of adulthood and parenthood he should have been working on all along.

So, it looks like K-Fed's long-awaited and richly deserved slide into obscurity has begun ... and with it Britney's imminent resurgence to fame and fabulosity. She'll be starting 2007 on a high note, receptive to receiving new blessings from the universe as Jupiter conjuncts her Sun. Our original-flava Britney is back and ready to reclaim her one true love, Justin Timberlake, from the clutches of old Frying-Pan-Face Diaz. Man, between this and the Democrats retaking the House, I might just start to regain faith that there is some sense to the universe.

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Related: UPDATE: Britney's Baby's Real Name and Birth Chart (10/26/06) Sutton Pierce Federline's Natal Chart (9/24/06) Is Britney Finally Done With Kevin? (5/31/06) Britney Spears, Serial Mom (5/10/06) Britney: Baby One More Time? (4/29/06) Sweet Jesus, Is Britney Pregnant Again?! (3/8/06) Britney in Retrograde (2/16/06) Britney in the Breakdown Lane? (2/8/06)

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UPDATE: Britney's Baby's Real Name and Birth Chart

Whoo-hoo! A birth certificate has finally settled the many rumors about Britney Spears' second son not being named Sutton Pierce or not even being a boy. In fact, Britney's infant is named Jayden James Federline, indeed sports a Y chromosome, and was born at 1:11 AM in Los Angeles on September 12 {Source: TMZ}. Now that's what I like to see—official documents confirming birth data! Big ups to TMZ!

Apart from my annoyance at having to redo the birth chart, which I originally calculated for 2:00 AM per media reports (imminent Mercury retrograde, anyone?), I must admit I am relieved that Britney did not actually give both her sons the initials SPF, as I was beginning to worry that she considered that some sort of magical nomenclatural substitute for actually covering up her babies when she takes them out in the sun. Anyway, here is the birth chart with the corrected name and time:

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Little JJF's chart is not substantively different from the one with the 2:00 am birth time analyzed last month. Sensitive Cancer is still on the Ascendant and the Moon is in loyal, nurturing Taurus. The North Node moves to the Pisces Midheaven, which bodes well for his professional success in a creative and/or spiritual field and suggests that there may be a karmic mission entwined with his career path.

Venus' move to the 3rd house will make him a bit more social and his relationships a little more changeable, mitigating the clingy tendencies of the Taurus Moon; but then, Mercury and Mars in the 4th house suggest a shy homebody with his nose buried in a book. His Sun conjunct the Sun and Mercury of fellow Virgo sib Sean Preston (shown with Mom and Dad Kevin Federline above) indicates the brothers will have a close identification, though, like all close siblings, they may rip each other to shreds while jockeying for position and for points of differentiation.

As I mentioned previously, Jayden James may have a tendency to cling to his mother for comfort with that 4th-house emphasis. He will certainly be perceptive and attuned to others' feelings, perhaps worrying about them too much with Mercury at 29° Virgo.

One mildly worrisome point of note is that the earlier birth time makes the grand cross in Jayden's chart tighter by a degree or so than the 2:00 AM time did. As discussed previously, this configuration creates a lot of stress in Jayden's life, related to his parents and their larger-than-life celebrity image. But the North Node–Midheaven conjunction gives me hope that Jayden will choose to go down a different path; rather than trying to compete with or live up to his famous parents' glamour (uh, such as it is) and material success, he may decide to pursue a life of asceticism and service, in which success is defined by how many lives he can touch and transform. Flash forward 18 years, when J.J. and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt spot each other across a crowded Peace Corps tent.... Can't wait!

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Related:
Sutton Pierce Federline's Natal Chart (9/24/06)
Britney Spears, Serial Mom (5/10/06)
Britney: Baby One More Time? (4/29/06)
Sweet Jesus, Is Britney Pregnant Again?! (3/8/06)
Britney in Retrograde (2/16/06)
Britney in the Breakdown Lane? (2/8/06)

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Sutton Pierce Federline's Natal Chart

Presenting the astrological birth chart for Britney Spears' second son, SPF II, brother of Sean Preston, fourth (!!!) spawn of K-Fed, a.k.a. Sutton Pierce Federline!

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Thank God Britney did not make good on her threat to run off and give birth in Namibia, so her baby was born in a nice, unambiguous time zone. Media accounts have Sutton Pierce entering the world around 2:00 AM on September 12 [edited from Sept. 13, which was a typo; the chart was actually cast for the 12th] in L.A. {Source}This gives him a Cancer Ascendant that forms nice sextiles to his Virgo Sun and Taurus Moon.

But honestly, I am a little worried about this kid. With that Cancer Ascendant and his Sun, Mercury and Venus in Virgo, young Sutton is a sensitive soul with a tendency to be anxious and high-strung. His Sun's opposition to Uranus makes Sutton emotionally volatile, prone to picking up on other people's emotional energy and getting out of control.

What really troubles me, though, is the daunting grand cross between the Moon (emotions and the mother), Jupiter (growth and expansion), Saturn (responsibilities and the father), and Neptune (fantasies, ideals and delusions). It would seem that SPF II's larger-than-life, um, life, and the grandiose images posed by his parents, could set up some major obstacles for him in terms of fulfilling his own dreams. When this kid gets reality-checked, it could come down on him hard.

Interestingly, both of Britney's sons' Suns fall in her natal 12th house, suggesting that they play a backstage role in her life. See Britney Spears' birth chart (Astrotheme) She has already spoken of her desire for Sean to have a sibling to keep him company when she brings him along on tour (which is a lot like the logic people use in deciding to get a second cat because they're gone during the day, rather than have a second child, but whatever). With his Sun, Mercury, Venus and Mars all in Britney's 12th house, it could be a challenge for Sutton to come out from behind the scenes and find his own way. Sutton's Mars conjuncts his 4th house cusp, suggesting that he might stay close to home and cling to family ties. (I would have said cling to his mother's apron strings, but it's a bit hard to picture Brit Brit in an apron.)

His Virgo planets, Taurus Moon and Cancer Ascendant make Sutton caring, nurturing and concerned about other people. Hopefully he will be able to tap into these qualities without developing a tendency to take care of others' needs at the expense of his own. With that grand cross configuration, he does have some struggles ahead. And if his parents would appear to be part of the problem, at least they—well, at least Britney—can afford to get him therapy.

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Related:
Britney Spears, Serial Mom (5/10/06)
Britney: Baby One More Time? (4/29/06)
Sweet Jesus, Is Britney Pregnant Again?! (3/8/06)
Britney in Retrograde (2/16/06)
Britney in the Breakdown Lane? (2/8/06)

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Poll Results: When Will Britney Give Birth?

Okay, okay, as I've already abjectly apologized for, we're playing catch-up here on CelebAstroBlogy this week. So, these poll results are a wee smidge late. And since my original post on Britney Spears' due date, there have been (according to others who were able to access the Interwebs this week) a flurry of reports about a forthcoming scheduled C-section. Were our readers prescient in their response to the poll question? Time will tell soon enough.

When will Britney Spears give birth?
And the results are...

Two-thirds of readers believe Britney will give birth in late September, after firstborn son Sean Preston Federline's birthday, giving her baby a Libra Sun. The fall equinox, when the Sun enters Libra, isn't until September 23, so if the rumors about an imminent C-section are true, SPF will wind up with a fellow Virgo sib. Rest assured that, barring further cosmic technical difficulties from the universe (knock wood!), CelebAstroBlogy will be bringing you the new Baby Spederline's birth chart ASAP. So stay tuned!

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Related:
Britney Spears, Serial Mom (5/10/06)
Britney: Baby One More Time? (4/29/06)
Sweet Jesus, Is Britney Pregnant Again?! (3/8/06)
Britney in Retrograde (2/16/06)
Britney in the Breakdown Lane? (2/8/06)

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Poll of the Week: When Will Britney Give Birth?

Britney Spears may feel like she has been pregnant for ten years {Source}, but it seems her second pregnancy is flying by—with not nearly enough bump photos, if you ask me. And as usual with celebrity due dates, there is a complete lack of consensus around when Britney will give birth to Sean Preston's sibling.

Some outlets report that the latest Federline is due right around SPF's first birthday (September 14), while K-Fed himself recently offered up "Halloween" as D-day for his (what kind of a God would allow this?!?!) fourth child's arrival into the world. {Source} But of course, celebrities are notorious for throwing out late due dates to keep the press away from the delivery room, and one assumes that K-Fed's math skills are on a par with his verbal and rapping skills, so it is necessary to take this pronouncement with a margarita glass worth of salt.

Pursuant to consultation with Senior Bumpalysist Karen, who believes Brit Brit to be about eight months along, it seemed clear that Britney would make sure to stagger her scheduled C-section around Sean's birthday, so that she could throw him a party. But would she plan to give birth before or after her son's big day? Or might Kevin be telling the truth, meaning we have a whole two months more of giganta-bump photo ops to look forward to? This is the question posed to you, gentle readers.

The Poll of the Week is...
When will Britney Spears give birth? ~ Vote now!

Voting closes Tuesday, September 5. Check back Wednesday, September 6, for the results!

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Related:
Britney Spears, Serial Mom (5/10/06)
Britney: Baby One More Time? (4/29/06)
Sweet Jesus, Is Britney Pregnant Again?! (3/8/06)
Britney in Retrograde (2/16/06)
Britney in the Breakdown Lane? (2/8/06)

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Is Britney Finally Done With Kevin?

This really could be the biggest week in celebrity news ever. Not only were we blessed by the birth of Shiloh Nouvel "New Messiah" Jolie-Pitt (and let us not forget poor, forgotten Kingston Rossdale), but there are also murmurs that the other most eagerly anticipated event in the star stratosphere may come to pass:

"AFTER just 20 stormy months of marriage, Britney Spears has finally had enough of her loser husband Kevin Federline.

For weeks they've been leading separate lives. Now their relationship is so strained that Britney - who is pregnant with their second child - has banished 28-year-old Federline to a self-contained "bachelor" flat in the basement of their Californian mansion....

Ominously, her spokesman refused to deny claims...that she thinks her second marriage is over and wants a divorce....

According to a close friend of Britney, she had hoped that her marriage could survive at least until the birth of their second child in October.

We hear: 'She wanted to wait, but their relationship has become so hostile she just doesn't see how she can make it work.'" {Source}

Lord knows we've been burned before by getting our hopes up that Britney will finally sever the purse strings and G-strings connecting her to Kevin. (Remember when she had his Ferrari repossessed? That was so awesome. And then it was returned with custom "Federline" rims? That was so lame.) But there is a chance this could really be happening.

I almost never look at K-Fed's chart other than in relation to Britney, but it is worth noting that Venus (love, money and possessions) is passing over his Chiron, the planet of wounding, in Taurus, the money sign. His financial and/or relationship situation is causing him some pain. And Jupiter is crossing his Uranus in Scorpio, possibly auguring a reversal of fortune. Scorpio happens to be the sign that rules sex and other people's money. See Kevin Federline's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Meanwhile, Britney has Pluto sextiling its natal position, passing over her Neptune, and squaring her 12th-house Mars. This represents a time of transformation during which she sees the truth about her illusions come to light, and makes profound changes in her sometimes self-destructive M.O. (Mars in the 12th house). Britney could really be taking to heart all the media attention (Neptune) about her being a bad caregiver (Virgo) and undermining her baby's well-being (12th house). See Britney Spears' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Jupiter is retrograde and will make its last conjunction to Kevin's Uranus in mid-September (which could well be around the baby's actual birth date, considering how celebs like to pad their due dates). It's quite possible he could hang on till then in his basement lair, lurking in the corners of Britney's life. But Pluto has a way of unearthing the truth, and it won't be long before our beloved Britney sees the light about her marriage.

Related:
Britney Spears, Serial Mom (5/10/06)
Britney: Baby One More Time? (4/29/06)
Sweet Jesus, Is Britney Pregnant Again?! (3/8/06)
Britney in Retrograde (2/16/06)
Britney in the Breakdown Lane? (2/8/06)

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Britney Spears, Serial Mom

Oh, Britney, Britney, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here?

Oh, pretty Britney, I thought you just let yourself go... but now you're really pregnant. [Source - um, way to rip off my headline, CNN]

According to E! Online, "Spears is reportedly due in October, just a couple of weeks after Sean Preston [Federline]'s first birthday." [Source] Ah, but those two weeks mark the transition from Virgo to Libra, which means that Bebe Deux will be a very different personality from little SPF: social and outgoing where he is withdrawn and shy. If the baby is born in the early days of October with a charming, graceful Libra Sun and Venus, seductive Mercury in Scorpio and an audience-seeking Aquarius Moon, he/she could even follow in Britney's footsteps to become an artist (of sorts) and sex symbol. Well, not straight from the womb, obviously, but you know what I mean.

I cannot bring myself to comment further at this juncture, although the words "What kind of a God would allow this?" do come to mind. Rest assured that we will be maintaining a vigilant watch for any updates on Britney's due date. Meanwhile, people, I can't stress this enough: Get your local Federlines spayed and neutered!!!

Related:
Britney: Baby One More Time? (4/29/06)
Sweet Jesus, Is Britney Pregnant Again?! (3/8/06)
Britney in Retrograde (2/16/06)
Britney in the Breakdown Lane? (2/8/06)

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Britney: Baby One More Time?

Oh, my poor, dear Britney. What can I say about your marriage, life and possible, now seemingly ever more certain, pregnancy that will get you to heed my warnings? Now the ever-reliable Us Weekly is reporting that Britney is definitely, visibly, inconcealably (especially in a bikini) pregnant, per a bunch of people sitting around a hotel pool, who obviously could not be wrong. [Source]

Supposedly Britney is due on October 2 or 3, which would make her second-born a Libra, a good match for a Sag like Britney (although very different from Virgo sib Sean Preston). See Sean Preston Federline's birth chart (Astrotheme) And if the baby were indeed born on Oct. 2 or 3, it would have an Aquarius Moon like Britney. See Britney Spears' birth chart (Astrotheme)

But is Britney really pregnant? The gossipmonger I respect most, Ted Casablanca, is voicing some suspicions:

"There was the Caesars employee who described Brit as 'definitely pregnant' only to shake her head and say 'of course, it could be baby weight.'

Far more insistent was one of K-Fed's numerous amigos.... 'I'm here with them,' he said, all proud.... 'And my boy's gonna be a daddy again. She's having the baby in September. C-section.'

Such odd talk from a dude, doncha think? Especially given that he was at a table full of strangers. Yet so specific was this information that I had no choice but to put in a call to Brit's lovely flack. Apparently, the Spears spokeswoman didn't like this guy's maneuverings, either. She hasn't responded. So far." [Source]

For the past couple of years, Neptune, the planet of confusion and deception, has been conjuncting Britney's Moon, representing the mother principle, in Aquarius, sign of the public and mass media, in the 5th house of childbirth. So it's no surprise that there is widespread lack of clarity about what's really happening in Brit's belly. With Mars having just crossed her Midheaven (career goals), she has recently been focused on her career (working on her album in Hawaii). Chiron, the planet of wounding, is inconjuncting Mars as it approaches a station within a few degrees of Britney's 5th-house Moon. This suggests that a pregnancy would force Britney to adjust her current career comeback-oriented M.O. If, as Us reports, she indeed cried when she got the pregnancy news, she could be grieving the loss of her album (a creative output that, like childbirth, is ruled by the 5th house) and the chance to get back into the spotlight, as well as the fact that another baby keeps her tethered to Kevin (Us says she had thoughts of splitting with him, hence the tears upon learning of the pregnancy).

Lord knows that as much as I love Britney, anything that keeps her married to Kevin, not to mention brings more Federlines into the world, cannot be a good thing. Well, of course time will tell whether Brit has a bun in the oven or just a little excess padding. I don't know what those people by the pool saw, but based on her chart alone, I'm still holding out some hope that my girl will wait to have her next baby with her next husband.

Related:
Sweet Jesus, Is Britney Pregnant Again?! (3/8/06)
Britney in Retrograde (2/16/06)
Britney in the Breakdown Lane? (2/8/06)

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Justin and Cameron: Wrong, Wrong, Wrong!

Gentle reader, I hope it will not escape your notice that I am nothing if not a responsive correspondent. Yesterday I posted an update on Britney Spears' rumored second pregnancy [link] and solicited suggestions as to whom Britney should get with once she finally kicks K-Fed to the curb. The unanimous feedback from all two of my fans echoed the secret hope deep within my own heart: that one day, Britney will resume her rightful throne as the Princess of Pop beside her prince, her one true love, Justin Timberlake. Yet he remains in the thrall of Miss Face-Hit-With-a-Frying-Pan herself, the One Who Thought She Was Too Good for Matt Dillon and Could Not Have Been More Wrong, Cameron Diaz.

Folks, you know how I feel about Aquarius-Virgo couples (see also: Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong; Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen). Will the ill-conceived union of Justin & Cam at last be torn asunder, paving the way for the glorious Justin-Britney reconciliation? Or, as some sickening scuttlebutt would have it, is J.T. fixing to make an honest woman of old Frying Pan Face?

Now, Justin (Justin's birth chart; Astrotheme) and Britney (Britney's birth chart; Astrotheme) have such compatible horoscopes it breaks your heart to look at them -- he has Sun in Aquarius and Moon in Sagittarius, she has Sun in Sagittarius and Moon in Aquarius; this double Sun-Moon reciprocity is one of the best auspices for a romantic match. (Some would say for a man and a woman, but I prefer to consider gender in astrology in archetypal terms.) And not only that, but Justin's Sun is exactly conjunct Britney's Moon, which is such a good indicator that he meets her emotional needs, I could cry. And OH MAH GAHD, their Venuses are almost exactly conjunct in Capricorn, I'm not even kidding. They have the exact same approach to and values when it comes to relationships. These two need to get married already! Tell the people!!!

But when you look at Justin and Cameron's charts together (Cameron's birth chart; Astrotheme), you're like, hello? What am I missing? I'll grant that Justin, with his Sun in the Virgo-ruled 6th house, may vibe a bit better with a Virgo Sun chick than your average Aquarius, but that's really not saying much. And these two do not have much in the way of aspects. Their Venuses oppose each other, which is about as modest a positive aspect as Britney and K-Fed's Venus-Mars opposition. But come on, a Virgo with Cancer rising and a Taurus Moon, and an Aquarius with Leo rising and a Sag Moon? I'm guessing that from moment one, Cameron has been trying to sink her claws of commitment into Justin while he bobs and weaves. She's all, "Where is this going? What am I to you? Can I keep a toothbrush and a change of underwear here?" and he's all, "Whoa, why does it have to be about labels? Can't we just, like, live in the moment? Why don't you just turn your underwear inside out?" Okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the picture. With all that air and fire, Justin does not need an earth-sign ball and chain like Cameron. And in fairness, she certainly doesn't need a hard-to-pin-down Aquarian constantly denying her the sense of security her Taurus Moon craves.

(BTW, Matt Dillon: also an Aquarius. Is Cameron just a masochist or something? I mean, she was on the right track finding a fellow earth sign in Capricorn Jared Leto, but you don't need astrology to tell you that you're in for a world of hurt dating a man-whore like him.)

With upheaval-inducing Uranus transiting his 7th house of relationships (it won't be out once and for all until 2009), this is no time for Justin to settle down in a marriage; he is working on his own issues and going through a lot of inner change and turmoil. As Saturn transits his 12th house, Justin has been keeping a low profile. Neptune is just moving off a confusing "who am I?" conjunction to his Sun, but will retrograde back toward it, and only toward the end of the year will Justin start to regain a clear perception of his own identity. Meanwhile, Pluto on his Moon has been stirring up more emotional transformation, though its influence is now starting to wane. Justin is definitely going through one of those phases where he questions what his life is all about and whether he's experienced all it has to offer. The emotional restlessness of Pluto transiting his Sag Moon does not bode well for anyone who might be, say, constantly carping at him to marry and impregnate her before her fertility odds nosedive.

I can't wait until May, when Justin's progressed Moon contacts his natal Uranus in Scorpio. Some intense feelings that he has been suppressing may boil to the surface at this time. I can only hope that this Uranian upheaval will mean that Justin bursts free of Cameron's clutches. While he continues to do psychic work on himself for the rest of this year as Neptune makes its last contact with his Sun, Britney could be working on disentangling herself from the K-Fed fiasco and reclaiming her own emotional center as Neptune makes its last contact with her Moon.

It's a long way away, but in December 2008 Jupiter will conjunct Britney and Justin's shared Venus. This time period could be a beautiful window of opportunity for them to reconnect. By then Uranus will be wrapping up its passage through Justin's 7th house and he might just be ready for the relationship that will last a lifetime. To sum up: Britney and Justin, you were destined to be together! Please do not defy the will of the planets!

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Sweet Jesus, Is Britney Pregnant Again?!

Rumors are running rampant that my dear Britney Spears may have yet another bun in her oven. The alternative view holds that Brit simply hasn't lost her pooch from the first one. This is clearly terrifying, because, I mean, what if Federline sperm is super-powerful and after Britney dumps him, Kevin opens a fertility clinic and the earth is overtaken by Federlines? This could be the doomsday prophecy of which the Mayans foretold! Leaving that aside for the moment, however, there are two pressing questions: (1) Is Britney indeed pregnant? and (2) How long till she pulls a Denise Richards and realizes that she's actually better off raising two kids on her own than having to care for the kids and a disease-ridden, impulse-control-challenged man-child?

Well, first things first. Britney is definitely in a strong nesting phase right now. She may have initially told People that she couldn't wait to get back on the road, but she does not want to stray far from home and her baby. In Britney's progressed chart (a measure of where a person has evolved to in her life), the Sun is conjunct the Descendant or cusp of the her natal 4th house, which rules home and family, and the Moon, the natural ruler of the 4th house, which is all about mothering and nurturing. She is strongly identified with her role as mother and nest-builder right now. (The fact that these planets are all in Capricorn may represent that Britney has to be the breadwinner and disciplinarian in the household as well as the nurturer.) Of course, the 4th house emphasis could just mean that Britney is focused on taking care of the child she already has. But with those Capricorn planets lined up, I wonder if she doesn't have a plan to put the mothering thing into high gear and become a baby factory now so she can get back to her career. (After all, why lose the baby weight when you're just gonna gain it back, y'all?)

Now, what about Kevin? Well, with Neptune, the planet of delusion and illusion, finally separating from Britney's Moon, the glow is wearing off her feelings for him. It's not like there are such great aspects for compatibiity in their charts, other than her Venus opposing his Mars, square her Pluto, which makes for all that hot sex she was always talking about on Chaotic. (Gross, yes, but frankly, I'm relieved to know that selfish, shiftless three-planets-in-Aries mofo is good for something.) Kevin's impulsive, spontaneous Sun in Aries trines Britney's Uranus in Sagittarius, which makes her feel wild, adventurous and free around him. Yet Britney's progressed chart, representing where she's at in her life now, shows that she is not really into expressing her free-spirited Sagittarian side right now. It would seem that Britney has grown while Kevin continues to be a party boy.

But, sad to say, that doesn't necessarily mean that Britney will sever ties with Kevin and permanently confiscate the Ferrari keys anytime soon. Neptune is still going to go retrograde and return to within 5° of Brit's Moon. And those Capricorn planets in her progressed chart could also speak to a dogged determination to keep her family together. I'm afraid she might not throw in the towel till late November, when retrograde Uranus stations in a square to her Sun and Britney just can't take it anymore and explodes. In the meantime, I will be compiling a list of whom Britney should date next. Please post your suggestions and I'll run the charts!

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Britney in Retrograde

You all probably know the Rx symbol as standing for prescriptions. But in astrology, Rx is the symbol for "retrograde," when a planet goes behind the Sun and appears to turn backward as seen from Earth. When planets are retrograde, the energies they represent operate in strange, inverted, sometimes counterproductive way. In general it may feel like things are moving backward rather than forward.

I mention this because when I saw these (somewhat recent) photos of Britney in Las Vegas, the first thing that crossed my mind was "She's in retrograde rehab!" On some psychic level, Britney's T-shirt may be expressing a cosmic truth. Certainly it seems like she has been going downhill lately; if I had a nickel for every time I heard the phrase "let herself go" with regard to La Brit, I could buy my own customized Ferrari with astrological symbols on the rims. (Is that what they're called? Rims? I really don't drive...) Anyhoo, I choose to believe that Britney herself is in a sort of retrograde, and her shirt is a cry for help.

Britney's progressed chart, which is a way of showing how a person has evolved over the course of her life, shows a very intense configuration right now. Over the years, her progressed Sun (core personality and self-image) has moved from free-spirited Sag into pragmatic Capricorn. Just as significantly, it has pulled away from the conjunction to her natal and progressed Neptune, the planet of glamour and fantasy, that heralded her heyday as a pop icon (by 2003, when Britney backlash had set in big-time, the progressed Sun was six degrees away from the Neptunes (natal and progressed planets, not the production group). In Britney's progressed chart, the Sun and Moon are now conjunct in Capricorn, squaring her Mars in Libra in the 12th house and sextiling Jupiter in Scorpio in the 1st house. This is a new beginning for her with opportunities for transformative growth, but she will have to work and struggle against her own self-defeating habits to make that change happen. Meanwhile, Saturn and Pluto are straddling the Ascendant, marking a make-or-break moment for how she sees herself and presents herself to the world. This further emphasizes the idea that Brit may be headed for a process of transformation that teaches her some tough lessons, but not without growing pains. Let's hope so, because Britney clearly does need psychic rehabilitation to reverse her current downhill momentum.

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Britney in the Breakdown Lane?

Oh, dear Britney, what is happening to you? With Neptune moving off your Moon and the glow fading from your so-called soulmate relationship with that skeezeball, I thought you were finally getting back in touch with your real feelings. The fact that your Moon is conjunct with that of your newborn son Cletus Jr., I mean Sean Preston; that your caring, responsible Mars in Virgo conjuncts his Sun; and that your Jupiter (growth and expansion) conjuncts baby SPF's Venus, gave me hope that you would be devoting a lot of energy to his physical and emotional needs, and reevaluating your own priorities in the process. While other bloggers (for instance, Perez Hilton) have decried your recent appearance as proof that you have just given up, I have until now willed myself to perceive it as evidence that you have matured and transcended such shallow, superficial concerns as hair, makeup, fashion and ... did I already say hair?

But in any case, there was no excusing your recent incident of driving with Sean on your lap. (CNN: "Britney defends driving with son on lap") Of course, with Uranus in Pisces squaring your Sun, outbursts of erratic behavior are possible. (Perhaps you shouldn't operate heavy machinery for the next few weeks?) And with transiting Mars in bull-headed Taurus inconjuncting Pluto, you probably really did feel overpowered by "physically aggressive paparazzi" (Mars rules physical aggression, Pluto power and control) and flee in panic ... but that impulse clearly backfired, as your instinct to protect your son actually put him in more danger.

Britney, you know I love your spontaneity. With the Sun, Mercury amd Uranus clustered in fiery Sagittarius, being impetuous is just part of who you are. But now that you're a mama, you need to tap into your Aquarius Moon's ability to detach emotionally and keep your cool. You can't just traipse through life letting those mutable-fire planets propel you where they will. Yes, Sagittarians are known for being free-spirited, but most of them don't go barefoot into gas station bathrooms.

Britney, with Mars in Taurus trining your natal Mars in Virgo (and your son's Sun), you have a nice window of opportunity in the first couple weeks of this month to change your habits and set out on a healthier, more consistent routine. Go to Mommy & Baby Yoga and release some of that stale negative energy left over from dealing with the mean photographers. It's important to lay that ground work now, in order to develop the inner resolve to deal with the second half of February through early March, when Uranus will be increasing its pressure on your Sun, making your day-to-day life feel even more out of control and chaotic. (Say, that would be a good name for some sort of televised documentary footage of your life...) Anyway, this is a pivotal moment, my dear. If you don't make an effort to center yourself and clear some of the chaos out of your life, you may well find yourself jerked around by Uranus, and no one wants that.

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