Celeb Birthdays: April 5

Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes is 35. Check out my brief discussion of Neptune's placement in his chart. ~ See Pharrell Williams' astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Soft-core star and former Clooney arm candy Krista Allen is 36. See Krista Allen's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Cibo Matto singer Miho Hatori is 38.

Two-hit non-wonder Paula Cole hits 40 today. Hopefully she's scraping by on residuals from Dawson's Creek syndication. See Paula Cole's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Pearl Jam's Mike McCready is 42. See Mike McCready's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Christopher Reid, a.k.a. rapper-actor Kid of "and Play" fame, is 44.

If anyone cares about wrestling, someone named Diamond Dallas Page is 51 today.

Stan Ridgway, frontman for one-hit wonders Wall of Voodoo (you know, "I'm on a Mexican radio, whoa-oa"), is 54.

Actor Mitch Pileggi, a.k.a. Skinner on The X-Files, is 56. See Mitch Pileggi's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

ABBA's Agnetha Fältskog is 57. See Agnetha Fältskog's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Max Gail of Barney Miller, which I never liked, is 65.

Actor Michael Moriarty of Law & Order: Boring Non-Mariska Unit is 67. See Michael Moriarty's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

B-movie auteur Roger Corman is 82. See Roger Corman's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Someone with the punny name Gale Storm, who evidently used to be very famous, and is still alive, is 86. See Gale Storm's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: April 4

Jeeze Louise, today's celebrity birthday roll call reads like a cast of After-school Special characters. Check out the many cautionary examples of why drugs and premarital sex are bad, mmmkay?

Pregutante Jamie Lynn Spears, whom I ironically called "the most mature and sophisticated member of her family by a country mile" two years ago, is 17. I'm thinking of doing a post on how she'll handle motherhood. Interest? Anyone? Anyone? See Jamie Lynn Spears' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Johnny Borrell of Razorlight, a.k.a. the British dude who dumped Kirsten Dunst before she went into rehab, is 28.

Sadly, the late Heath Ledger, whom I ironically called "all-around sickeningly-perfect-life-having" two years ago, did not go into rehab. He would have been 29 today ... namaste, dude. Read CelebAstroBlogy posts about Heath Ledger

Speaking of rehab, actress Natasha Lyonne is 29, although she looks about 40. No, actually, she looks a bit better lately; I hope she makes a comeback, because she really is talented. See Natasha Lyonne's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

X-Games medalist Dave Mirra is 34. I got nothin'.

Complete tool David Blaine is 35. See David Blaine's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer-actress Jill Scott is 36.

1997 called to remind me that bassist Magnus Sveningsson of the Cardigans is 36.

Actor Barry Pepper, who is an actor from Saving Private Ryan rather than a Willy Wonka character as you might guess from his name, is 38. See Barry Pepper's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Beastie Boys DJ Mix Master Mike is 38.

Actress Nancy McKeon, a.k.a. butchy Jo on The Facts of Life, whom I ironically called "The Facts of Life's butchie Jo" two years ago, is 42. See Nancy McKeon's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Speaking once more of rehab, triumphantly comebacked (cameback? Comedback?) former train wreck Robert Downey, Jr., is 43. See Robert Downey, Jr.'s birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

The beyond fabulous Tobias Fünke, a.k.a. David Cross, is 44. Wait a minute, IMDB lists a 2009 Arrested Development movie as having been "announced." Is this just wishful thinking? Don't toy with me like this, Interwebs! See David Cross's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Robbie Rist, a.k.a. the reviled Cousin Oliver on The Brady Bunch, is 44, which should make everyone feel extremely old. Ironically, being an old-school child star, he has never been in rehab (as far as I know, not that I've really followed his "career" "trajectory").

Comedian Graham Norton is 45.

TV producer David E. Kelley is 52, and gets to sleep with Michelle Pfeiffer. See David E. Kelley's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Mary-Margaret Humes, a.k.a. the mom on Dawson's Creek, is 54.

Actress Christine Lahti is 58. See Christine Lahti's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Craig T. Nelson, a.k.a. Coach, is 64. See Craig T. Nelson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Writer Kitty Kelley (no relation to David E., to my knowledge) is 66. See Kitty Kelley's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Estelle Harris, a.k.a. George Costanza's mom, is 76.

Music mogul Clive Davis is 76. Wonder if Kelly Clarkson sent a card?

Writer Maya Angelou is 80. I don't believe she has ever been in rehab. See Maya Angelou's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: April 3

Apropos of absolutely nothing, I would like to begin this birthdays post by volunteering the fact that if I had participated in last night's Top Chef challenge creating a dish inspired by a movie, I would have chosen Spice World. In fact, it's kind of a no-brainer, IMHO. Thank you for your time.

Two celebrity daughters who may or may not grow up to become dysfunctional freaks share a birthday today: Ella Bleu Travolta is 8, and Paris Michael Jackson is 10. See Ella Bleu Travolta's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Paris Michael Jackson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress--excuse me, comedienne, according to Kelly Kapoor--Amanda Bynes, who shares a birthday with her former What I Like About You co-star (see below) is 22. See Amanda Bynes' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Leona Lewis is 23. If I understand correctly, she won some British reality show contest and is now an actual musical artist on our shores? WTF?! See Leona Lewis' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Cobie Smulders of How I Met Your Mother (which I recently watched for the first time, for some reason) is 26. Wait, so Joss Whedon was just kidding about wanting her to play Wonder Woman?

The very appropriately named actor-comedian Aries Spears of MAD TV is 33. Note that Aries represents the warrior archetype, so his last name is very appropriate too. (No relation to Britney, BTW.)

The eternally lovely Jennie Garth, a.k.a. Kelly Taylor, is 36. I can't decide if my favorite image of her is collapsing on the Peach Pit bathroom floor from diet pills, making out with Dylan to the tune of "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover," making out with Dylan in the pool, or maybe just those flowered spandex bike shorts and oversize blazers she wore in Season 1 (not together). There are just so many wonderful memories! Okay, I'll stop now. See Jennie Garth's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Olympic skier Picabo Street is 37.

Singer Sebastian Bach of Skid Row is 40, which makes me feel old and depressed.

Artist and musician-by-association Jamie Hewlett of Gorillaz is 41. Appropriately enough, his Chinese sign, per Astrotheme, is Earth Monkey. (He also created a show called Monkey: Journey to the West.) See Jamie Hewlett's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Social Distortion frontman Mike Ness is 46.

Total douchebag Eddie Murphy is 47. You don't mess with Mel B, buddy! See Eddie Murphy's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor David Hyde Pierce, a.k.a. Niles, is 49.

So-good-at-being-odious actor Alec Baldwin hits 50 today. OMG, I CANNOT WAIT for the return of 30 Rock!!! See Alec Baldwin's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Wayne Newton is 66. See Wayne Newton's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Marsha Mason is also 66. Whatever happened to her? Did Neil Simon, like, have her disappeared or something? See Marsha Mason's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Eric Braeden of The Young and the Restless is 67. See Eric Braeden's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Doris Day, who is evidently still alive, is 84. See Doris Day's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: April 2

Gentle readers, I apologize for the sporadic posts of late. I am in the process of moving, and as we all know, that throws one's life into utter chaos, especially when Mercury, Venus, and Uranus are conjunct in late Pisces. Please bear with me during this transition, and please send me positive energy to deal with the process of two Tauruses with fire-sign Moons trying to agree on a design scheme. (Already my sparkly-pink-walls-and-chandeliers idea has been shot down! Can you imagine?!)

Actress Bethany Joy Galeotti, or Lenz, I don't know for sure and frankly could not care less, of One Tree Hill, is 27. See Bethany Joy Galeotti's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Keyboardist Jesse Carmichael of Maroon 5 is 29. Have they run their course? Let's hope so.See Jesse Carmichael's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress-singer Roselyn Sánchez (Without a Trace) is 35. See Roselyn Sánchez's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Prince Paul is a scrub. He is also 41.

Actor Christopher Meloni, a.k.a. Elliot Stabler on Law & Order: SVU, is 47. He is apparently somehow involved with Joss Whedon's new Interweb musical, so between that and his close association with Mariska Hargitay, I cannot help but feel love for him. See Christopher Meloni's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Keren Woodward of Bananarama is 47. Is she the one who looks like a skanky man ... a hot tranny mess, if you will?

Ooh! Ooh! Actor Ron Palillo, a,.k.a. Arnold Horshack, is 54.

Cars drummer David Robinson is 55.

Country artist Emmylou Harris is 61. See Emmylou Harris' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Arguably "feminist" author Camille Paglia is 61. See 's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Linda Hunt (The Year of Living Dangerously), who could arguably be called a hot tranny mess, is 63. See Linda Hunt's birth chart (Astrotheme)

TV chef Hiroyuki Sakai (Iron Chef) is 66.

The man who made Weird Al possible (bless him!), DJ Dr. Demento, is 67.

Actress Penelope Keith, whom I have never heard of, is 68. See Penelope Keith's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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