Does Suri Cruise Exist? The Plot Thickens

The saga of so-called Suri Cruise just keeps getting weirder and weirder. It's a conspiracy theorist's delight! The vigilant folks at TMZ have obtained a birth certificate for Suri and, in a fitting discovery for a Mercury retrograde, revealed that there was a mysterious delay in filing it—plus the signature was by a "friend" rather than either Tom or Katie. Weird! {Source}

Perhaps even more importantly for our purposes, this birth certificate, as a couple of sharp-eyed readers were kind enough to point out to me, lists a birth time for Suri of 3:26 AM. {Source} This means, as reader L. noted, that Neptune's conjunction to the Ascendant, which, as I have discussed, describes the veil of deception surrounding her birth, now comes from the 12th house rather than the 1st house. ~ See Suri Cruise's birth chart (Exclusive to CelebAstroBlogy ~ UPDATED 7/15/06 with revised birth time)

With this corrected birth time, the Neptune-Ascendant conjunction is actually a couple of degrees tighter, and coming from the 12th house, it describes the mystery surrounding Suri perhaps even more fittingly. The secretive 12th house symbolizes the dissolution of the self into nebulousness and mystery. After living in the media glare (Neptune in Aquarius) prior to her birth (Ascendant), Suri seemed to simply fade away into the ether.

The 12th house is also associated with institutions of confinement, like hospitals and prisons, and Suri (if indeed she exists) would certainly seem to have been quarantined or sequestered from the world. (Could she perhaps have been born with some condition that Scientology doesn't believe in treating?!)

Another interesting feature of the adjusted birth time is that Venus and Uranus in Pisces are now intercepted in the 1st house. Planets in an intercepted sign are stifled, with no natural outlet for their energy. The Venus-Uranus conjunction, which is extremely tight, suggests unconventional relationships. With the interception, Suri (if she exists at all) may feel isolated and alienated, unable to form relationships or made to feel like a freak if she expresses affection. Or this placement could be an indication, again, that Suri exists in some sort of bizarro fantasy world beyond the reach of other humans.

This issue is surfacing again now as Neptune retrogrades over its position in Suri's natal chart. Once Neptune turns direct, it will make another pass over its natal position on Feb. 8, 2007 and continue to hover around Suri's Ascendant before crossing it in February 2008. We might have to wait another year and a half before seeing this child, or learning the truth about her!

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Related: • Poll Results: Why Are There No Photos of Suri? (7/11/06) • Does Suri Cruise Really Exist? (6/22/06) • Just How Screwed Up Will Suri Cruise Be? (4/21/06) • TomKitten Is an Aries! (4/18/06) • TomKitten = KittyTaurus? (4/13/06) • Whither TomKat? (2/17/06) • No, Really, What's Up With Katie's Belly? (1/23/06)

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Celeb Birthdays: July 15

Actress Diane Kruger and rapper Jim Jones turn 30. See Diane Kruger's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Yaaay, a 90210 birthday! Brian Austin Green, you're so precious to me! Am I precious to you? Hard to believe, but the erstwhile David Silver turns 33 today. See Brian Austin Green's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Felicity dorkus and Jennifer Garner ex Scott Foley is 34 today. See Scott Foley's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Beth Ostrosky, who is Howard Stern's girlfriend and evidently does something else that escapes me, is 34 as well.

Comedian Eddie Griffin is 38.

Another Felicity alum, Amanda Foreman, is 40. So is second-generation rock drummer Jason Bonham.

The Surreal Life's haggard glamazon Brigitte Nielsen turns 43. See Brigitte Nielsen's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Forest Whitaker and actress Lolita Davidovich both turn 45 today. See Forest Whitaker's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See Lolita Davidovich's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Scott Baio wingman Willie Aames turns 46, though he will be perpetually adolescent in my mind. See Willie Aames' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Rocker Marky Ramone and guitarist Joe Satriani both hit the big 5-0 today. See Joe Satriani's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Disco singer Alicia Bridges is 53.

Lost actor Terry O'Quinn is 54. See Terry O'Quinn's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Ex-wrestler and ex-governor Jesse Ventura is 55. See Jesse Ventura's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Singer Linda Ronstadt is 60. See Linda Ronstadt's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Veteran B-list actor Jan-Michael Vincent is 62. Check out that bowl configuration in his chart. See Jan-Michael Vincent's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Alex Karras, football player and Webster's dad, is 71. See Alex Karras's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Novelist Clive Cussler is 75.

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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A Birthday Forecast for Lil' Kim

July 11 was the 31st birthday of Kimberly Jones, a.k.a. Lil' Kim, who happens to hail from my nabe in Brooklyn. For her birthday, Kim got early release from prison, eight months into a year-long sentence. As promised, here's an astrological forecast for the Queen Bee's B-day. We could be seeing a whole new side of her in the coming year.

Her natal moon in spotlight-loving Leo, the sign of royalty, is the force behind Kim's Queen Bee persona and the larger-than-life presence she manages to convey even with her pint-size frame. See Lil' Kim's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

A difficult yod configuration with Neptune in Sagittarius and Pluto in Libra putting pressure on her Mars in Taurus may be what gives Kim the urge to aggressively express her sexuality (Mars) in an earthy, sensual way (Taurus). This configuration also describes her contention that money (Taurus), power (Pluto) and respect (Libra) are the key to life (idealistic Neptune in philosophical Sag).

Unfortunately Kim's exact time of birth is unknown, so the Moon's precise position cannot be pinpointed. Depending on what time of day she was born, Kim's moon could be receiving a conjunction from transiting Saturn, signifying that she is in the process of major emotional lessons; or getting an opposition from Neptune, forcing her to confront her image in the public eye as a feminine symbol.

With Neptune in Aquarius inconjuncting her Sun in Cancer, expect to see a subtle but deep-rooted shift in Kim's public image. She may pull a Martha and emerge from prison into the media spotlight as a different, more centered woman.

Transiting Pluto, which rules power, sexuality and transformation, is opposing Kim's natal Mercury, the planet of communication, which will be exact early in 2007. Her lyrics could get raunchier and edgier, or she could even do a complete 180° in terms of what she speaks for and about. Uranus will trine her Sun in spring '07, again fostering an unpredictable change in Kim's identity. She might become even more outrageous in defying social boundaries... or perhaps she will make the most shocking transformation imaginable and become conservative and respectable.

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Celeb Birthdays: July 14

These Cancer celebs celebrate their birthays on Bastille Day, and share them with my mother! Happy birthday, Mom!!! Hope it's a great one and that you have an amazing year—see you soon!

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Actor Chad Faust, who was the gay boyfriend sent to brainwashing camp in the very awesome movie Saved!, turns 26. Mom, did you ever see that? You would love it. See Chad Faust's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Taboo of the Black Eyed Peas is 30.

Matthew Fox of Lost hits the big 4-0 today but is still looking darned good. See Matthew Fox's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Tanya Donelly of the Breeders and Throwing Muses is also 40.

Rep. Patrick J. Kennedy is 49 today. Read CelebAstroBlogy's astrological analysis of his car crash, addiction issues and the "Kennedy curse."

Bigwigs Graydon Carter of Vanity Fair and Tommy Mottola of Sony turn 57.

Vincent Pastore of The Sopranos is 60. See Vincent Pastore's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Eternally cool Scorpio-rising actor Harry Dean Stanton is 80. See Harry Dean Stanton's birth chart (Astrotheme)

*UPDATE: I seem to have overlooked former president Gerald Ford, who turns 93 today and, like me, has klutzy-making Mars on the Ascendant. CelebAstroBlogy regrets the error. See Gerald Ford's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: July 13

Corey Clark, former American Idol contestant and possible contributor to Paula Abdul's meltdown, is 26.

B-list Up-and-coming actress Ashley Scott is 29. See Ashley Scott's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

R&B singers Deborah Cox, 32, and Gerald Levert, 40, share a birthday today. See Deborah Cox's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Right about now, Fatboy Slim is turning 43. HAR! Get it?!?!

Director Cameron Crowe is 49. See Cameron Crowe's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Phil Margera, Bam's dad, is 49. You know, it really upsets me when his son whales on him like that. I think they need serious family therapy to get to the root of all that aggression.

Country singer Louise Mandrell is 52. See Louise Mandrell's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Didi Conn of Grease and Benson is 55.

Actress Daphne Maxwell-Reid is 58.

A very happy 60th to Cheech Marin! I think we can all guess what's in his birthday cake.... See Cheech Marin's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Harrison Ford, living screen legend who rarely comes out of his notoriously private Cancer shell, is 64. I'm sure Calista will put frosting on a rice cake or something. See Harrison Ford's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Highbrow actor and Star Trek captain Patrick Stewart, who seems to have such a jolly and open attitude, is 66. See Patrick Stewart's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Cajun chef Paul Prudhomme is also 66.

Hogan's Heroes' Bob Crane would have been 78 today. I rarely include birthdays of dead celebs, but I mention this because his chart is kinda interesting as a study of people with secret kinky double lives who are eventually shot dead. Check out the concentration on the east side of the chart, the Sun-Venus-Pluto conjunction in Cancer, the Mars-Jupiter-Chiron conjunction in Taurus, and the Gemini Ascendant opposed by Saturn. See Bob Crane's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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What's REALLY in the Stars for Star Jones?

Um, would CNN please stop biting my steez? I'll grant that the "Baby One More Time" headline for Britney's second pregnancy was kind of a no-brainer, but now they are most definitely encroaching on CelebAstroBlogy territory with the headline "What's in the stars for Jones Reynolds?" {Source} Um, hello! As everyone who's anyone knows, "What's in the stars's stars today" is the definitive CelebAstroBlogy tagline. Such flagrant intellectual property violation! I am appalled.

Furthermore, those CNN charlatans do not even deliver on the headline's promise with any astrological predictions regarding haggard and deflated diva Star Jones Reynolds, who has famously been ousted from The View and burned her bridges big-time. Sorry, but an article consisting of speculation on someone's next career move does not constitute a glimpse into the stars. Now, I am a sucker for a clever pun that actually means something, but there is no linguistic affectation I hate worse than a punny phrase that doesn't make any real sense. (Except maybe the use of "literally" in a statement that is actually figurative... or the anti-word "superette," which consists solely of a prefix and suffix that negate each other, and why can't they just say "market"?! But I digress....) Therefore, while I really could not care less what happens to SJR (Oh! I also hate when people say "I could care less"), I felt I should pick up CNN's slack by taking an actual look at what is in the stars for Star.

Now, it's not difficult to see from her natal chart that Star has some aspects that could really rub people the wrong way. The me-me-me, gimme-gimme-gimme Sun and Venus in Aries certainly describe her shamelessly-freebie-scrounging Bridezilla behavior.

Mind you, not everybody who has an Aries Sun and Venus like Star is so narcissistic, greedy and selfish. But throw into the mix a conjunction of aggrsssive, impulsive Mars, Aries' ruler, with Chiron (wounding) and Mercury (communication), all in self-destructive Pisces, and you see why Star has a tendency to put her foot in her mouth. Blurting out that she was leaving and pissing off Barbara Walters was characteristic of that conjunction's impulse to go down with the ship. See Star Jones Reynolds's birth chart (Acumind.com, no birth time) And right now, unpredictable, rebellious Uranus is retrograding toward her Mercury, which again rules communication, making her especially prone to an impetuous outburst that could be her undoing.

This is definitely a rocky time for Star in many ways. Chiron (wounding) is on her Saturn in Aquarius, while Saturn in Leo has been opposing its natal position. Saturn rules life lessons, and the Saturn opposition is an important point in the life cycle, a time of reckoning when a person gets a cosmic heads-up about how he or she has been living. The Saturn opposition offers you a chance to become aware of what you need to work on; if you've made no effort to change by the time the Saturn return rolls around, let me tell you, you're in for a world of hurt. Saturn's opposition to Star's natal position was first exact in September 2005, when E! declined to renew Star's contract. Saturn retrograded back to the opposition in January 2006, when Star made comments comparing Dubya to Osama bin Laden, and made its third and final exact pass on June 18. Star preemptively announced she was leaving The View on June 27 {Source}amid swirling rumors about her surgery (Chiron) and criticism of her professional reputation (Saturn). (If anyone can pinpoint the approximate date of her weight-loss surgery, it would be interesting to see where Chiron transits fit in.)

The next several months will continue to be turbulent and volatile for Star as Uranus retrogrades over her Mercury and comes to station within a couple of degrees of her Mars-Chiron in mid-November. Look for another explosion from Star around that time, especially since transiting Pluto will be approaching a trine to her natal Uranus. Star may once again think she's empowering herself and taking control of a situation by making a spontaneous move, but again she may end up sabotaging and embarrassing herself.

On the bright side, her marriage appears to be surprisingly solid at this time, as transiting Saturn is within orb of a trine to her Venus, which will be exact in September. We cannot rule out the possibility that this stability is the result of a contractual obligation orchestrated to gratify Star's enormous ego, but still, she's got that going for her.

Okay, I really can't bear to spend any more time thinking about this woman, but I think I've proved my point to CNN: Stay off my turf! Leave the stargazing to the astrologers and stick to what you do best! I'm not sure what that is, exactly, but I'm sure it involves Anderson Cooper looking all dreamy and impassioned.

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Celeb Birthdays: July 12

Malcolm in the Middle's Erik Per Sullivan is 15. Like my mom, whose b-day is coming up in a couple days, he was born in Worcester (properly pronounced "Wistah"), Mass. See Erik Per Sullivan's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Lost actress, evidently in more ways than one, Michelle Rodriguez is 28. See Michelle Rodriguez's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

The archetypal adorably sensitive Cancer man, That '70s Show's Topher Grace, also turns 28 today.

Travis Best of the Indiana Pacers is 34. See Travis Best's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Are all the great figure skaters Cancers? Medalist Kristi Yamaguchi turns 35. See Kristi Yamaguchi's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Rolonda Watts, on whose eponymous talk show I once appeared at a tender age giving astrological compatibility readings, is 47. See Rolonda Watts's birth chart (Astrotheme)

AbFab's lushtastic Jennifer Saunders is 48.

Actor Mel Harris is 49. See Mel Harris's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Cheryl Ladd and producer Brian Grazer both turn 55 today. See Cheryl Ladd's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See Brian Grazer's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Shorts-sporting, oldies-sweating, puppy-dog-like fitness guru Richard Simmons is 58. See Richard Simmons' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Fleetwood Mac's Christine McVie is 63.

Paternalistic comedian Bill Cosby is 69. See Bill Cosby's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: July 11

These Cancer celebs share a birthday with my Uncle Jim, who turns 50 today. Happy b-day, Buba!!!

It's a big day for lil' people: Rapper Lil' Zane is 24, and free-at-last rapper Lil' Kim is 32. Stay tuned for a birthday forecast for the Queen Bee. See Lil' Kim's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Michael Rosenbaum of Smallville is 34. See Michael Rosenbaum's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer, L Word actress and k.d. lang's missus Leisha Hailey is 35. See Leisha Hailey's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) *UPDATE: We have been informed by sources from within the International Sisterhood of Lesbians (ISL) that k.d. and Leisha are, and I quote, "so not an item anymore." CelebAstroBlogy regrets the error.

Justin Chambers of Grey's Anatomy is 36. See Justin Chambers' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Greg Grunberg of Alias is 40. See Greg Grunberg's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Soap star and poster child for trout-pout freakout Lisa Rinna is 43. See Lisa Rinna's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Bon Jovi's Richie Sambora would be 47 if he and his hosebeast of a girlfriend were not dead to me. See Richie Sambora's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Folkie singer Suzanne Vega is also 47. See Suzanne Vega's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Sela Ward is 50. See Sela Ward's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Boxer Leon Spinks is 53. See Leon Spinks' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Designer Giorgio Armani turns 72. See Giorgio Armani's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Poll of the Week: Will Nicole and Keith Last?

As regular readers know, I maintain that the wedding chart of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban could not bode worse for their union. Key aspects of the chart, as I have ranted remarked previously, would jump out to any astrologer as dealbreakers for a marriage horoscope.

However, this position is controversial, as many residents of the Interweb appear to take issue with this dour forecast and maintain that Nic and Keith will live happily ever after, galloping on kangaroos into the sunset. Um, or something. Anyway, let's tackle this issue head-on with good old-fashioned majority rule. This week's Poll of the Week is:

How long do you think Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's marriage will last? ~ Vote now!

Polling closes Tuesday, July 18. Cast your vote now and feel free to post a comment if you feel particularly passionate. Don't forget to swing by Wednesday, July 19 to see the results!

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Related:
• Nicole and Keith: Worst Wedding Timing Ever! (6/25/06)
• Nicole Kidman Sure Looks Pregnant (6/17/06)
• Did Nicole and Keith Pick the Wrong Wedding Date? (6/9/06)
• Nicole and Keith: What Are They Hiding? (5/18/06)
• Nicole Kidman Uses the F Word (5/17/06)
• Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban: Heading for a Wedding or a Breakup? (3/13/06)
• Update: Nicole and Keith's Scorpio Connection (2/18/06)
• Never Mind Keith -- Can Nicole Commit? (2/07/06)

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Poll Results: Why Are There No Photos of Suri?

The results are in! Last week's Poll of the Week, following up on our recent post covering the burning question "Does Suri Cruise Really Exist?" was: Why haven't we seen photos of Suri Cruise yet?

And it's a tie! The two winning options are...dumroll, please....

Why haven't we seen photos of Suri Cruise yet?

~ Waiting for Nicole and Keith to announce pregnancy in order to steal thunder (23.5%)

~ Baby came out looking too much like Chris Klein (23.5%)

Perhaps tellingly, the explanation put forward by the mainstream media, "Couldn't agree on price for photos," received zero votes.

• Related: Does Suri Cruise Really Exist? (6/22/06)

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Celeb Birthdays: July 10

Brand-new divorcée Jessica Simpson is 26. Thanks to Tali of the AstroTwins, I now know her birth time (and I am shocked—shocked—to learn that she is a Cancer Moon), so stay tuned for birthday predictions! See Jessica Simpson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

American Pie's Thomas Ian Nicholas is also 26. Dude, you were sooo cute and likable in that movie, you really should have leveraged that exposure into something, anything else. Movies, TV, Grand Theft Auto voiceovers, whatever. Seriously, TIN, you need a new agent. I say this in a constructive spirit, as someone who, again, finds you cute and likable. Um, in closing, happy birthday!

Hottie ex–MTV VJ Quddus is 26 too. Now, what is he doing these days? He too needs a new agent. This man is waaay too hot not to be onscreen, like, constantly.

Adrian Grenier of Entourage is 30. I would like to remind everyone that he got his start in that Melissa Joan Hart movie and the accompanying Britney Spears video, so he better not even front. See Adrian Grenier's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Cher and Gregg Allman's son, Elijah Blue Allman, is 30.

Gary LeVox of Rascal Flatts is 36.

Brave and tragic mom Cindy Sheehan is 49. With her Mercury in Cancer in the 9th house squaring her Libra Ascendant, it is important to her as a mother to speak out for what she believes. See Cindy Sheehan's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Neil Tennant of the extremely fabulous Pet Shop Boys is 52. You know, as much as their music is quintessentially '80s, I gotta say it holds up in a big way, particularly for booty-shaking purposes. Covering Willie Nelson's country ballad "Always on My Mind" as a supercharged Europop dance confection? Freakin' genius.

Metal man Ronnie James Dio of...wait for it...Dio is 57. See Ronnie James Dio's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Folk singer Arlo Guthrie is 59. See Arlo Guthrie's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: July 9

Gentle reader, I sincerely apologize for the late post. It seems there is some sort of custom during the summer months that involves actually leaving one's computer during daylight hours and being exposed to sunlight. Even my beloved laptop, which I would gladly marry if only my weekend-sojourn state of Massachusetts would legalize it, is unfit to be exposed to this very messy thing called a "beach," where sand and other detritus simply cannot be contained. Hence, I beg your pardon in celebrating these highly important celebrities' birthdays a bit belatedly.

Virgo-rising Wonder Years star Fred Savage hits the big 3-0 today. See Fred Savage's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Pallid White Stripes frontman Jack White turns 31 today. See Jack White's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Tremendously talented sometimes–train wreck Courtney Love supposedly turns 42 today, but there's a bit of controversy about her birth date, and Lord knows she herself probably can barely remember how old she is at this point. See Courtney Love's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Virgo-rising Simple Minds frontman Jim Kerr is still alive and kicking at 47. See what I did there? See Jim Kerr's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Top Gun's Kelly McGillis turns 49. See Kelly McGillis's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Soft Cell's Marc Almond turns either 49 or 50, depending on what source you follow. According to Astrotheme (which puts his age at 49, a year under IMDB and Wikipedia) his Sun would be in a very tight conjunction with the Ascendant. At least we can all agree that "Tainted Love" is one of the best pop songs of all time. See Marc Almond's birth chart (Astrotheme, 1957 birth date)

Yet another Virgo Ascendant, actor Tom Hanks, who, as far as I'm concerned, did his finest work in Bosom Buddies, is 50. See Tom Hanks' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Hottie actor Jimmy Smits is 51. See Jimmy Smits' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Entertainer John Tesh, whose name is synonymous with the phrase "What kind of a God would allow this?", turns 54.

You have to respect someone who can win an Oscar and still retain his Hey! It's That Guy! cred. Adaptation's Chris Cooper is 55. See Chris Cooper's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Mitch Mitchell of the Jimi Hendrix Experience is not only experienced but probably overqualified at 59.

Man, if I hadn't spent the day acquiring a labyrinth of tan lines and the evening karaoking my heart out, I'm sure I would have had time to analyze the natal chart of cuckoo murderer O.J. Simpson,who turns 59 today. That Saturn-Pluto conjunction in the 12th is nastay. See O.J. Simpson's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Writer Dean Koontz is 61. And as faithful readers know, I am attentive to usage of that word as opposed to "author."

Bad mother-something-or-other Richard Roundtree, a.k.a. the legendary Shaft himself, is 64. See Richard Roundtree's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Brian Dennehy is 68. See Brian Dennehy's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Oliver Sacks, author of the amusing and fascinating The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat, turns 73 today.

The man who mistook Iraq for a threat, Donald Rumsfeld, turns 74 today. Again, I would totally read his natal chart if I were not about to pass out. See Donald Rumsfeld's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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