Friday, March 16, 2007

Celeb Birthdays: March 15-16

• March 15

Actress Eva Amurri, whom I adore from Saved!, is 22. See Eva Amurri's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Rapper Young Buck is 26. See Young Buck's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Two "DJ"s from horrible "rock" bands share a birthday: Slipknot's Sid Wilson is 29, and Linkin Park's Joe Hahn is 30. See Sid Wilson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Minnie Mouse-looking hosebeast actress Eva Longoria of Desperate Housewives, who really needs to go away now, is 32. See Eva Longoria's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas is 32.

Musician Mark Hoppus of Blink-182 is 35.

Model and Rod Stewart baby-mama Penny Lancaster is 36. See Penny Lancaster's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Better-seen-and-not-heard Sugar Ray singer and TV host Mark McGrath is 39. See Mark McGrath's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Poison frontman Bret Michaels is 44. I would like to take this opportunity to remind my readers that "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" is a BRILLIANT. FREAKING. SONG.

Twisted Sister frontman and Tipper Gore archnemesis Dee Snider is 52.

Rocker Ry Cooder is 60.

Musician Sly Stone of Sly and the Family Stone is 63, and evidently one taco short of a combo platter nowadays.

Creepy-deepy director David Cronenberg (Dead Ringers) is 64.

See David Cronenberg's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Mike Love of the Beach Boys is 46. See Mike Love's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Musician Phil Lesh of the Grateful Dead is 47. See Phil Lesh's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Judd Hirsch (Taxi) is 72. See Judd Hirsch's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart is 72. See Jimmy Swaggart's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Carl Smith, who is evidently a country singer of some sort and was married to June Carter Cash, hits 80 today. Wait, I thought she was married to Johnny Cash? Okay, stupid joke. I'm tired.

• March 16

Actress-ish Brooke Burns, who I always get confused with Brooke Burke, is 29. See Brooke Burns's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Nick Spano (Even Stevens), who I always get confused with Nick Zano, is 31.

Actress Lauren Graham of Gilmore Girls, who TOTALLY should play Wonder Woman but doubtless won't because studio execs are idiots, hits 40 today. See Lauren Graham's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Director Gore Verbinski (Pirates of the Caribbean) is 43.

Singer-songwriter Patty Griffin is 43.

Comic book creator Todd McFarlane (Spawn) is 45.

Hip-hop hype man and reality star Flavor Flav is 48.

Rocker Nancy Wilson of Heart is 53.

French actress Isabelle Huppert is 54. See Isabelle Huppert's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Kate Nelligan (The Prince of Tides) is 57. See Kate Nelligan's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Erik Estrada of, duh, CHiPs is 58. See Erik Estrada's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Victor Garber (Alias) is also 58. See Victor Garber's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Game show host Chuck Woolery, whose name the Beastie Boys memorably rhymed with "tomfoolery," is 66.

Director Bernardo Bertolucci is 67. See Bernardo Bertolucci's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor-comedian Jerry Lewis is 81. See Jerry Lewis's birth chart (Astrotheme)

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Celeb Birthdays: March 14

Actor Jamie Bell, a.k.a. The Kid From Billy Elliot, is 21. See Jamie Bell's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Taylor Hanson of Hanson is an old married man with kids at 24. See Taylor Hanson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Woop woop, it's a Buffy birthday! Actress Mercedes McNab, who was genuisly ditzy as Harmony (how hilarious was it when she had minions?), is 27.

Himbo actor Chris Klein is 28. See Chris Klein's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Dawson's Creek and Scream mastermind Kevin Williamson is 42. Say, he and Jennifer Love Hewitt sure had a steep drop-off in their career trajectories at the turn of the 21st century.

King of the Z-listers Adrian Zmed is 43. See Adrian Zmed's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Tamara Tunie, who plays the medical examiner lady on Law & Order: SVU, is 48.

Total tool Rick Dees is 57.

Annoying, unfunny comedian Billy Crystal hits 60 today. Did I mention that When Harry Met Sally is an awful movie? Yeah, I said it. See Billy Crystal's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Steve Kanaly of Dallas is 61.

Music industry titan Quincy Jones is 74. See Quincy Jones's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Michael Caine is also 74. I am not a fan. See Michael Caine's birth chart (Astrotheme)

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Celeb Birthdays: March 12-13

• March 12

Train-wreck rocker Pete Doherty of Babyshambles is 28. See Pete Doherty's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Author Dave Eggers is 37.

Blur guitarist Graham Coxon is 38.

Actor Aaron Eckhart is 39. See Aaron Eckhart's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Baseball player Darryl Strawberry is 45. See Darryl Strawberry's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Courtney B. Vance is 47.

Singer Marlon Jackson of the Jackson Five is 50.

Iron Maiden bassist Steve Harris is 50.

Porn legend Ron Jeremy is 54.

A douchebag who fills me with a blinding, white-hot rage, James Taylor, is 59.

Train-wreck performer Liza Minnelli is 61. See 's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Singer Al Jarreau is 67.

Actress Barbara Feldon of Get Smart, who is evidently still alive, is 75. See Barbara Feldon's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

• March 13

Actor Emile Hirsch (The Girl Next Door) is 22. See Emile Hirsch's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Danny Masterson, who is so great on That '70s Show, and whom it grieves me greatly to acknowledge is a Scientologist, is 31.

Actress Annabeth Gish of The X-Files is 36. See Annabeth Gish's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Fantastic Four director Tim Story is 37. See Tim Story's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

U2 bassist Adam Clayton is 47. See Adam Clayton's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Most excellent actor William H. Macy is 57. See William H. Macy's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer-songwriter Neil Sedaka is 68.

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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Celeb Birthdays: March 11

Actress Thora Birch of Ghost World, who needs to work more, is 25. See Thora Birch's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Destiny's Child castoff LeToya Luckett is 26. See LeToya Luckett's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Twin brothers Benji and Joel Madden of Good Charlotte are 26. You can consider this chart applicable to both of them since there's no birth time anyway. See Joel Madden's birth chart (Vega Attractions, no birth time)

Christopher Rice, writer and son of Anne, is 29.

Professional jackass Johnny Knoxville is 36. See Johnny Knoxville's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor-director Terrence Howard is 38. See Terrence Howard's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Whiny, bespectacled '90s songstress Lisa Loeb is . See Lisa Loeb's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time),

Actress Alex Kingston of ER is 44. See Alex Kingston's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

German singer Nina Hagen is 52. See Nina Hagen's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Director Jerry Zucker, who brought such joyful works of genius as Airplane! and Top Secret! to the world, is 57. See Jerry Zucker's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Bobby McFerrin, who has visited untold horror on the world with "Don't Worry Be Happy," is also 57.

Squinty-eyed newsman Sam Donaldson is 73. See Sam Donaldson's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Fox's evil emperor, Rupert Murdoch, is 76. See Rupert Murdoch's birth chart (Astrotheme)

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