Celeb Birthdays: March 15-16

• March 15

Actress Eva Amurri, whom I adore from Saved!, is 22. See Eva Amurri's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Rapper Young Buck is 26. See Young Buck's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Two "DJ"s from horrible "rock" bands share a birthday: Slipknot's Sid Wilson is 29, and Linkin Park's Joe Hahn is 30. See Sid Wilson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Minnie Mouse-looking hosebeast actress Eva Longoria of Desperate Housewives, who really needs to go away now, is 32. See Eva Longoria's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas is 32.

Musician Mark Hoppus of Blink-182 is 35.

Model and Rod Stewart baby-mama Penny Lancaster is 36. See Penny Lancaster's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Better-seen-and-not-heard Sugar Ray singer and TV host Mark McGrath is 39. See Mark McGrath's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Poison frontman Bret Michaels is 44. I would like to take this opportunity to remind my readers that "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" is a BRILLIANT. FREAKING. SONG.

Twisted Sister frontman and Tipper Gore archnemesis Dee Snider is 52.

Rocker Ry Cooder is 60.

Musician Sly Stone of Sly and the Family Stone is 63, and evidently one taco short of a combo platter nowadays.

Creepy-deepy director David Cronenberg (Dead Ringers) is 64.

See David Cronenberg's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Mike Love of the Beach Boys is 46. See Mike Love's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Musician Phil Lesh of the Grateful Dead is 47. See Phil Lesh's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Judd Hirsch (Taxi) is 72. See Judd Hirsch's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart is 72. See Jimmy Swaggart's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Carl Smith, who is evidently a country singer of some sort and was married to June Carter Cash, hits 80 today. Wait, I thought she was married to Johnny Cash? Okay, stupid joke. I'm tired.

• March 16

Actress-ish Brooke Burns, who I always get confused with Brooke Burke, is 29. See Brooke Burns's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Nick Spano (Even Stevens), who I always get confused with Nick Zano, is 31.

Actress Lauren Graham of Gilmore Girls, who TOTALLY should play Wonder Woman but doubtless won't because studio execs are idiots, hits 40 today. See Lauren Graham's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Director Gore Verbinski (Pirates of the Caribbean) is 43.

Singer-songwriter Patty Griffin is 43.

Comic book creator Todd McFarlane (Spawn) is 45.

Hip-hop hype man and reality star Flavor Flav is 48.

Rocker Nancy Wilson of Heart is 53.

French actress Isabelle Huppert is 54. See Isabelle Huppert's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Kate Nelligan (The Prince of Tides) is 57. See Kate Nelligan's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Erik Estrada of, duh, CHiPs is 58. See Erik Estrada's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Victor Garber (Alias) is also 58. See Victor Garber's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Game show host Chuck Woolery, whose name the Beastie Boys memorably rhymed with "tomfoolery," is 66.

Director Bernardo Bertolucci is 67. See Bernardo Bertolucci's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor-comedian Jerry Lewis is 81. See Jerry Lewis's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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