Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Celeb Birthdays: September 27

The Canadian symbol of everything that is wrong with American music today, faux-punk child bride Avril Lavigne, is 22. See Avril Lavigne's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Rapper Li'l Wayne is 27.

Carrie Brownstein of Sleater-Kinney is 32.

Frosty actress Gwyneth Paltrow, shown here lightening up with überadorable Taurus daughter Apple, turns 34 today. See Gwyneth Paltrow's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Patrick Muldoon, whom you may remember from Melrose Place: The Sucky Later Years, turns 38. See Patrick Muldoon's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time).

Alexis Stewart, daughter of my beloved Martha, turns 41.

Third Eye Blind lead singer Stephan Jenkins is 42.

Hardy Boys actor Shaun Cassidy is 48. See Shaun Cassidy's birth chart (Astrotheme)

The man who can cram an entire rock opera into one song, the incomparable Meat Loaf, turns 59 today. See Meat Loaf's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Oatmeal-eating actor Wilford Brimley is 72.

Actress Jayne Meadows, who is evidently still alive, is 86.

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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Celeb Birthdays: September 26

Tennis superstar Serena Williams (who, as a Libra, is ironically ruled by Venus) and singer-actress Christina Milian share a 25th birthday today. See Serena Williams' birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Christina Milian's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Sheri Moon Zombie is 36 today. See, Mary, a Libra is much better with a Capricorn like Rob Zombie than an Aquarius would be (though it's still not an ideal match). I've said it before and I'll say it again: Consecutive-sign couples do not work.

James Caviezel of The Passion of the Christ is 38. See James Caviezel's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Jillian Barberie, whom I grudgingly came to admit was a talented figure skater on Skating with Celebrities despite her extremely annoying me, hits 40 today.

En Vogue's Cindy Herron is 45.

Terminator's Linda Hamilton hits 50 today. See Linda Hamilton's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

On the occasion of the beautiful (in body and spirit) and talented Olivia Newton-John's 58th birthday, I must renew my campaign to fix her up with the future true love of her life, Sir Paul McCartney. Read about why Paul and Olivia are destined to be together—destined, I tell you!

Actress Mary Beth Hurt is also 58.

Old-school new waver Bryan Ferry turns 61 today. See Bryan Ferry's birth chart (Astrotheme)

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Monday, September 25, 2006

Celeb Birthdays: September 25

Rapper T.I. is 26.

Actress Clea DuVall, who, among other credits, was Marcie, the ignored girl who became invisible, on Buffy, turns 29. See Clea DuVall's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Basketball player Chauncey Billups is 30. See Chauncey Billups' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Quarterback and husband of psycho-conservative Elisabeth Matt Hasselbeck is 31.

Actress-ish Bridgette Wilson-Sampras is 33. See Bridgette Wilson-Sampras's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Dean Ween of, you guessed it, Ween is 36.

Spouses Catherine Zeta-Jones, 37, and icky, icky, icky-poo Michael Douglas, 62, share a birthday. See Catherine Zeta-Jones' birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Michael Douglas' birth chart (Astrotheme)

It seems awfully suspicious to me that Queer as Folk's Hal Sparks, 37, is the same age as CZJ, but there you (supposedly) have it. Anyway, I always liked him on Talk Soup. See Hal Sparks' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor, rapper and alleged swinger Will Smith is 38. Whatever happened to him, anyway? See Will Smith's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

O.C. actor and Jennifer Aniston ex Tate Donovan is 43.

Actress Aida Turturro and basketball player Scottie Pippen are both 44. See Scottie Pippen's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

The incomparably talented and beautiful Heather Locklear turns 45, although she is ageless. See Heather Locklear's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Badass actor Michael Madsen is 48. See Michael Madsen's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill, is 55. See Mark Hamill's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Happy Days' Potsy, Anson Williams, and actress Mimi Kennedy both turn 57

Erstwhile supermodel Cheryl Tiegs is 59. See Cheryl Tiegs' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Überhostess Barbara Walters is 75. Whose party do you think Elisabeth Hasselbeck will attend? See Barbara Walters' birth chart (Astrotheme)

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Sunday, September 24, 2006

Sutton Pierce Federline's Natal Chart

Presenting the astrological birth chart for Britney Spears' second son, SPF II, brother of Sean Preston, fourth (!!!) spawn of K-Fed, a.k.a. Sutton Pierce Federline!

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Thank God Britney did not make good on her threat to run off and give birth in Namibia, so her baby was born in a nice, unambiguous time zone. Media accounts have Sutton Pierce entering the world around 2:00 AM on September 12 [edited from Sept. 13, which was a typo; the chart was actually cast for the 12th] in L.A. {Source}This gives him a Cancer Ascendant that forms nice sextiles to his Virgo Sun and Taurus Moon.

But honestly, I am a little worried about this kid. With that Cancer Ascendant and his Sun, Mercury and Venus in Virgo, young Sutton is a sensitive soul with a tendency to be anxious and high-strung. His Sun's opposition to Uranus makes Sutton emotionally volatile, prone to picking up on other people's emotional energy and getting out of control.

What really troubles me, though, is the daunting grand cross between the Moon (emotions and the mother), Jupiter (growth and expansion), Saturn (responsibilities and the father), and Neptune (fantasies, ideals and delusions). It would seem that SPF II's larger-than-life, um, life, and the grandiose images posed by his parents, could set up some major obstacles for him in terms of fulfilling his own dreams. When this kid gets reality-checked, it could come down on him hard.

Interestingly, both of Britney's sons' Suns fall in her natal 12th house, suggesting that they play a backstage role in her life. See Britney Spears' birth chart (Astrotheme) She has already spoken of her desire for Sean to have a sibling to keep him company when she brings him along on tour (which is a lot like the logic people use in deciding to get a second cat because they're gone during the day, rather than have a second child, but whatever). With his Sun, Mercury, Venus and Mars all in Britney's 12th house, it could be a challenge for Sutton to come out from behind the scenes and find his own way. Sutton's Mars conjuncts his 4th house cusp, suggesting that he might stay close to home and cling to family ties. (I would have said cling to his mother's apron strings, but it's a bit hard to picture Brit Brit in an apron.)

His Virgo planets, Taurus Moon and Cancer Ascendant make Sutton caring, nurturing and concerned about other people. Hopefully he will be able to tap into these qualities without developing a tendency to take care of others' needs at the expense of his own. With that grand cross configuration, he does have some struggles ahead. And if his parents would appear to be part of the problem, at least they—well, at least Britney—can afford to get him therapy.

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Related:
Britney Spears, Serial Mom (5/10/06)
Britney: Baby One More Time? (4/29/06)
Sweet Jesus, Is Britney Pregnant Again?! (3/8/06)
Britney in Retrograde (2/16/06)
Britney in the Breakdown Lane? (2/8/06)

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Celeb Birthdays: September 24

Yes, folks, today's celebrity birthday pickings are slimmer than Kate Bosworth. Enjoy anyway....

My Big Fat Greek Wedding's Nia Vardalos is 44. See Nia Vardalos's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Erstwhile syndicated Hercules Kevin Sorbo, a double Libra, is 48. See Kevin Sorbo's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Talking head Alan Colmes is 56.

Director Pedro Almodóvar is 57. See Pedro Almodóvar's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Gordon Clapp is 58.See Gordon Clapp's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

CNN's Lou Dobbs is 61.

Because all existence is suffering, three celebs who should be celebrating birthdays today aren't: Amazing SNL and Simpsons smarmster Phil Hartman would be 58; photographer and veggie icon Linda McCartney would be 65; and benevolent Muppetmaster Jim Henson would be 70 today. See Phil Hartman's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Linda McCartney's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Jim Henson's birth chart (Astrotheme)

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