Saturday, November 04, 2006

Celeb Birthdays: November 4

Soap actress Heather Tom is 31. See Heather Tom's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Given the way he parties on an average Saturday night, or any night ending in y for that matter, one can only imagine how Matthew McConaughey will celebrate his 37th birthday. ~ Read CelebAstroBlogy's astrological analysis of Matthew McConaughey's "bro-mance" with Lance Armstrong

Master of Scorpio self-reinvention Sean "Diddy" Combs is also 37 today. See Sean "Diddy" Combs' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Bitchy interior designer Doug Wilson is 42.

Survivor host Jeff Probst is 44.

Do it for Johnny, man! For Johnny!!! Ralph Macchio is 45. God, I feel old. See Ralph Macchio's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Self-proclaimed comedienne Kathy Griffin, who I maintain is horrifically annoying no matter how many people inexplicably attempt to argue that she is funny, either turns 45 or 46 today, depending on the source. See Kathy Griffin's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Inexplicably memorable Night Court actress Markie Post is 56. See Markie Post's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Stepford-Wife-in-Chief Laura Bush hits 60 today. Isn't it interesting that she and Hillary are both Scorpios? See Laura Bush's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Loretta Swit of my least favorite show ever is 69. See Loretta Swit's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Doris Roberts of my least favorite show ever is 76. (She was funny on Seinfeld, though.)

Newsman Walter Cronkite, who is evidently still alive, turns 90 today.

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Friday, November 03, 2006

Celeb Birthdays: November 3

Aussie model Gemma Ward turns 19 today, meaning she will no doubt be put out to pasture soon. See Gemma Ward's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

You know I have to show love to the figure skaters. Russian medalist Evgeny Plushenko is 24 today. See Evgeny Plushenko's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor-rapper Sticky Fingaz is 33.

Actor-ish muscleman Dolph Lundgren is 49. See Dolph Lundgren's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Fabulous new wave pirate Adam Ant is 52 today. See Adam Ant's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Drew Carey's Kathy Kinney is also 52. Clearly the stars were aligned for garishly excessive makeup application on that fateful day.

Dennis Miller, who is dead to me, and actress/Spielberg spouse Kate Capshaw both turn 53 today. See Kate Capshaw's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Roseanne, who may or may not be sporting a surname these days, is 54. See Roseanne's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Why am I not surprised that devil-in-Prada Anna Wintour is a Scorpio? She is 57 today.

Playwright Terrence McNally is 67.

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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Another Baby for Angelina?

The proverbial mill is abuzz with rumors that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will adopt a fourth child in India, where they are currently filming, or perhaps even have another biological child.

Jupiter entered Angelina's 5th house of offspring on October 24. Associated with both expansion and good fortune, Jupiter can augur a pregnancy when it moves to this house. With the number of planets in Scorpio about to pass through Angie's 5th house in the next month, this area of her life will be strongly highlighted; if she doesn't already have the overpowering urge for another child, she will soon. See Angelina Jolie's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Given the immediacy of the transits through Angelina's 5th house, and the Scorpio emphasis suggestive of power machinations and negotiations, my guess would be that an adoption, not a biological birth, is in the works. Angelina and Brad may be working behind the scenes to pull some strings and expedite the adoption process. The only catch is, with Mercury retrograding through Scorpio (currently sitting on the cusp of Angie's 5th house, about to backslide into her 4th house of family and home), there is a high likelihood that the paperwork could hit some snags. The kinks will not be worked out and the adoption not finalized at least until December 5th, when then-direct Mercury has emerged from its retrograde shadow and once again crossed the cusp of Angelina's 5th house.

Meanwhile, Mercury and Jupiter are in Brad's 12th house of secrets and self-undoing. Is he harboring hidden fears about bringing a new child into the family? Transiting retrograde Uranus is directly conjunct Brad's natal Chiron, suggesting that the upheaval and sense of chaos in his life may be opening up some old wounds. See Brad Pitt's birth chart (Astrotheme) A self-destructive side of Brad could come out now if he does not find healthy outlets for his emotions and speak up about how he really feels. As Neptune creeps up to a conjunction with his Saturn, there is a strong urge to gloss over realities that he would rather not face. It may be easier for Brad to pretend he is living in a Hollywood fairy tale than to engage with what is really happening in his life.

With his natal Jupiter in Aries in the 4th house, Brad is definitely the type of person who's down with impulsively adding people to his household the way other people pick up souvenirs on vacation. But with all his Sagittarius and Capricorn planets, Brad is also very driven and focused on his own goals and dreams. Giving so much emotional energy in so many realms of his life may be wearing Brad down; does he possess the psychic reserves to care for yet another child so soon after the birth of Shiloh? Hopefully Jupiter's Thanksgiving entry into Sagittarius will provide a sort of second wind, renewing Brad's natural Sag optimism and enthusiasm for life, whatever it brings.

Of course, if Angelina and Brad do bring home a new tot from India, you can be sure that CelebAstroBlogy will post the birth chart as soon as data is available and let you know how the kid fits into his or her new family. Watch this space!

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Related: The Mysterious Disappearance of Angelina Jolie (8/6/06) Prediction: Angelina's Next Tattoo (6/9/06) Angelina Jolie's 2006 Birthday Forecast (6/4/06) Shiloh's Birth Time Controversy (5/30/06) UPDATE: Shiloh's Rising Sign (5/29/06) Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's Birth Chart (5/28/06) Will Brad and Angelina Ever Wed? (4/9/06) Does Brad and Angelina's Wedding Date Draw Nigh? (3/10/06) Angelina's Ascendant: Correction (2/10/06)

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Celeb Birthdays: November 2

Queer as Folk actor Randy Harrison is 29.

Rapper Nelly is 32 today. See Nelly's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Korn's Fieldy is 37.

David Schwimmer of Friends, and not much else, is 40. See David Schwimmer's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Lauren Vélez is 42.

Musician k.d. lang is 45. See k.d. lang's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Hart to Hart actress Stefanie Powers is 64. See Stefanie Powers' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Ann Rutherford is 86. See Ann Rutherford's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Astrology and the Anna Nicole Saga, Part III: Neptune and Anna's Hospitalization

Not since the days of Oedipus Rex or at least Melrose Place has such a twisted family drama unfolded in the public eye. But this is no fictional or archetypal tale; the saga of Anna Nicole Smith and her loved ones and lackeys is definitely filed under Y for "You can't make this stuff up, people." Just as almost five minutes had passed without Anna doing anything scandalous or bizarre, she ended up in the hospital—according to her lawyer, for a bout of alleged "pneumonia" brought on by a "cold snap." {Source} Oh, okay. Because, you know, those "cold snaps" in the Bahamas can really be brutal. What?!

Now, I am not a doctor. But judging from a look at the transits to Anna Nicole's astrological chart, there are reasons to suspect that she was felled by more than germs.

Right now, retrograde Mercury in Scorpio joins Jupiter in conjuncting Anna Nicole's natal Neptune. Feel-good Jupiter passing over Neptune, the planet associated with addiction and delusion, can invite a tendency to self-medicate and escape reality. There's not a lot of self-control involved where Jupiter is concerned. Saturn is moving into an exact square with her Neptune, generating feelings of confusion, stress and lack of direction (and potential health problems). Anna feels like she has been floundering, and may be gratifying all her urges six ways till Sunday in order to avoid confronting harsh reality. Factor in the element of miscalculation associated with Mercury retrograde and two letters of the alphabet come to mind: O and D.

Again, I am not a doctor, and I have not "treated" Anna Nicole, and it would certainly be spurious to suggest that her hospital stay was prompted by, say, a cocktail of prescription and/or nonprescription drugs ingested under the care of a sleazy lawyer rather than a doctor. All I'm saying is that transiting Neptune has been squaring Anna Nicole's Mercury for many moons now, and there is definitely an escapist mentality dominating her consciousness, or rather semiconsciousness. Anna appears to be looking to blot out reality or already living in a dream world. With Saturn squaring Neptune, further reality checks could be handed to Anna Nicole if she doesn't get her act together and take her own initiative to get back in touch with the real world. That said, if a hospitalization, possible deportation and above all her son Daniel's death don't serve as wake-up calls, I'm not sure what will.

There's a lot more to this developing story still to come, including a look at Howard K. Stern's chart and a full analysis of Anna's chart at the time of her daughter's birth and son's death. Stay tuned!

Related:Astrology and the Anna Nicole Saga, Part II: Anna's Baby Daughter's Birth Chart (10/18/06) • Astrology and the Anna Nicole Saga, Part I: Daniel Smith's Birth Chart (10/16/06)

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Celeb Birthdays: November 1

Happy Day of the Dead!

Two-last-name-having actor Penn Badgley turns 20 today. See Penn Badgley's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Destiny's Child castoff LaTavia Roberson is 25. See LaTavia Roberson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

As usual, I am reluctant to award celebrity status to reality show contestants, so it is with some distaste I note that Bo Bice is 31 today.

Gorgeous Bollywood crossover star Aishwarya Rai is 33. See Aishwarya Rai's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Comedienne-ish Jenny McCarthy is 34. Damn, I keep meaning to write about her and Jim Carrey, whom I actually like together. Does anyone even care anymore?... See Jenny McCarthy's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Toni Collette also turns 34 today. See Toni Collette's birth chart (Astrotheme)

One-armed Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen is 43, as is Roddy Bottum of Faith No More.

Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis is 44. See Anthony Kiedis' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Rachel Ticotin is 48. See Rachel Ticotin's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Country artist and gargoyle Lyle Lovett is 49.

Country artist and Texas gubernatorial candidate Kinky Friedman is 62.

First Amendment champion and former California gubernatorial candidate Larry Flynt is 64 today. Personally, I think he would have made a much better governor than Arnold. See Larry Flynt's birth chart (Astrotheme)

The voice of Edna Krabappel, Marcia Wallace, is also 64.

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Heather Mills McCartney's Horoscope: A Horror Story?

Since Halloween is all about witches, it seems only fitting today to stir up the cauldron that is Heather Mills McCartney's horoscope. As her vicious accusations against poor Sir Paul become uglier and more outlandish by the day (violent and a pothead? Someone's not doing the math here....), part of me actually feels guilty for feeling such venom toward her. I mean, what if she really is telling the truth and was a victim? But the thing is, I just don't see Heather being credible. So I took a look at her chart to back up my hunch that she is not operating on the level. With six planets in mutable signs, Heather certainly seems to be someone who can shift her frame of reference to manipulate a situation.

Mars in Pisces opposing Jupiter gives Heather a tendency to act like a victim and blow her emotional wounds out of proportion. Depending on the time she was born, Heather's Moon in emotionally changeable (some would say two-faced) Gemini could draw Mars and Jupiter into a mutable grand cross with Venus, the relationship planet, in Sagittarius. Even if all four planets are not within orb of aspect, a picture emerges from Heather's chart of someone who changes her mood and mind on a dime. See Heather Mills McCartney's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

With her can-do Capricorn Sun and rational Mercury in Aquarius, Heather possesses a solid, canny core personality ... but when it comes to relationships, she is all over the map. If her Gemini Moon indeed opposes Venus and squares exaggeration-prone Jupiter, I would not put it past her to stretch the truth or manipulate reality in order to get what she wants in relationships. And what she wants may be fleeting indeed; with Venus in Sag, it's all about the thrill of the chase.

Also in Heather's chart, Uranus is retrograde at the critical degree of 29° Virgo, giving her personality a volatile edge. Uranus is in mutual reception with, and forms an almost exact out-of-sign trine to, her Mercury in Aquarius. When Mercury and Uranus act in concert in a person's birth chart, verbal outbursts are extremely likely. With that critical 29th degree involved, there is a sense of urgency to her communications; that cool, rational Aquarian mind is unusually likely to get overheated. As I noted back in May, shortly after the couple announced their separation, Heather's Mars squares Paul's Saturn-Uranus, which could provoke arguments. See Paul McCartney's birth chart (Astrotheme)

In all fairness, with Mars-Pluto and Moon-Chiron conjunctions in Leo, Paul certainly has a tendency toward a temper himself; I don't doubt he also fanned the flames of their arguments. Paul himself has five mutable planets, and between the two of them, neither he nor Heather would seem to have enough in the way of a grounding, stabilizing influence to nip an argument in the bud or step back from a full-blown blowout. So surely Heather has at least some ammunition on her side in her accusations about Paul's temper. But at the same time, she is certainly capable of distorting and exaggerating the truth. I'm going to go ahead and stand by my hatred of her and my fervent wish that Paul find happiness with Olivia Newton-John. Believe in the dream!

Related:
Paul McCartney and Olivia Newton-John Belong Together! (8/12/06)
A Bittersweet 64th Birthday for Paul McCartney (6/18/06)
Paul McCartney: Turning 64 and Single (5/21/06)

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Reese and Ryan: Separated by Uranus?

Reese and Ryan

It's official: There is no hope for the rest of us! It is with deep sadness and concern for the present and future state of human relationships that I inform you Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are separating. {Source} As I previously reported, the dynamic between an Aries (Reese) and a Virgo (Ryan) does not traditionally make for a good romantic match. But with their natal Venuses opposite each other and a few other good aspects, Reese and Ryan were making a go of a balanced relationship. ~ See Reese Witherspoon's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See Ryan Philippe's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

But pressures have been mounting for this couple for some time. Back in March, I wrote:

There have been some trouble spots for the marriage lately as Uranus in Pisces recently passed over Reese's Venus and is now headed toward Ryan's Jupiter. In both of them, this could bring urges to make a sudden break, disrupting existing relationships that suddenly feel stifling. {Full story}

At the time, I opined that Uranus would not be a dealbreaker and Reese and Ryan would stick it out at least until late next year. But news of the separation comes as retrograde Uranus is preparing to station and turn direct just over a degree away from Reese's Venus (three degrees from Ryan's Jupiter). In an interesting converse aspect, transiting Venus in Scorpio is also about to cross Reese's natal Uranus.

Meanwhile, Jupiter in Scorpio squares Reese's Saturn, generating further enthusiasm for breaking free of the confines of her life's current structure. Reese may have felt that in order to grow in the long term, she needed to jump ship now. With all that Venus-Uranus energy building in the run-up to the Uranus station, Reese was ready to cut loose. I definitely see her being the initiator of the breakup while Ryan, with Uranus on his Jupiter, just feels like his luck has turned in a way that's out of his control.

As much as I wanted these two to defy the odds for Aries-Virgo couples, ultimately they are operating on two totally different wavelengths... even if they did make beautiful babies together. Hopefully the transformational energy that attends the current pile-up of planets in Scorpio will be cathartic for Reese and Ryan as they prepare to shed their old lives and start over. Seriously, though, what hope is there for the rest of us?!?!

Related:
Don't Screw With Reese Witherspoon! (6/22/06)
Reese and Ryan on the Rocks? (3/19/06)
Oscar Predictions I: Best Actress (3/3/06)

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Celeb Birthdays: October 31

Happy Halloweeeeeen! *fiendish laughter* Please enjoy your marauding and mischief-making on this delightful day honoring pagan spirits, slutty outfits and candy. Just remember that Mercury is retrograde, so you'd better find somewhere on that costume to stash a cell phone in case you get separated from your friends. Now, here are the living celebrities born on the day of the undead.

Actor Justin Chatwin is 24. See Justin Chatwin's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

The O.C.'s Samaire Armstrong and American Pie actor Eddie Kaye Thomas both turn 26 today. See Samaire Armstrong's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Piper Perabo hits 30 today. See Piper Perabo's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

All right, stop! Collaborate and listen! Vanilla Ice turns 38. See Vanilla Ice's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Clearly, the stars align for white rappers on this day, since Beastie Boy Adam "King Ad-Rock" Horovitz hits 40 today.

It almost makes me lose faith in astrology that Rob Schneider was born on the same day as my future husband, Dermot Mulroney, and the Smiths' awesome guitarist Johnny Marr, all of whom turn 43 today. See Dermot Mulroney's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See Rob Schneider's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson and U2 drummer Larry Mullen Jr. are both 45. See Peter Jackson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See Larry Mullen Jr.'s birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Ken Wahl is 52.

Hostess, or whatever she does, Jane Pauley is 56. See Jane Pauley's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Days of Our Lives' Deidre Hall is 59. See Deidre Hall's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Crying Game actor Stephen Rea is 60. See Stephen Rea's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Comedian and brother of Bill Brian Doyle-Murray is 61.

Actress Sally Kirkland is 62.

Actor David Ogden Stiers of my least favorite TV show is 64. See David Ogden Stiers' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Ron Rifkin is 67. See Ron Rifkin's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Anchor Dan Rather is 75. See Dan Rather's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Dallas actress Barbara Bel Geddes is 84. See Barbara Bel Geddes' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Writer Dick Francis is 86. See Dick Francis' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

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Monday, October 30, 2006

Celeb Birthdays: October 30

Apologies for the brief outage that occurred yesterday shortly after Mercury turned retrograde. Remember: Back up your files, everyone!!!

I am ambivalent about conceding celebrity status to unfortunately named America's Next Top Model winner Eva Pigford, 22 today. See Eva Pigford's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Sometime model and ... wait, is there something else she does? ... Ivanka Trump is 25. See Ivanka Trump's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Mira Sorvino's baby daddy, Christopher Backus, is also 25. ~ Read about their baby

Actress Sarah Carter is 26. See Sarah Carter's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Nia Long is 36. See Nia Long's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Remember that guy Snow, he was like, a Canadian rapper, he had that song that was like, "Informer, humina humina humina..."? No? Seriously? He was, like, huge for a second there. Anyway, he turns 38 today.

Bush frontman (in theory at least; when did they last put out an album?) and Gwen Stefani's baby daddy Gavin Rossdale is 41. ~ Read about Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani's son Kingston's horoscope

Still-hottie actor Harry Hamlin turns 54. Oh, how I adored him in Clash of the Titans! Why in the name of Zeus is he married to that trout-pout freakout? See Harry Hamlin's birth chart (Astrotheme)

The eternal Fonz, Henry Winkler, is 61. See Henry Winkler's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Jefferson Airplane Starship's Grace Slick is 67. In honor of her birthday, I would like to never hear "We Built This City" ever, ever again. See Grace Slick's birth chart (Astrotheme)

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Sunday, October 29, 2006

Celeb Birthdays: October 29

Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard is 25. See Amanda Beard's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Ben Foster is 26. See Ben Foster's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Brendan Fehr is 29. See Brendan Fehr's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actresses Gabrielle Union and Tracee Ellis Ross both turn 34 today. See Gabrielle Union's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See Tracee Ellis Ross's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Winona Ryder, whom I almost feel sorry for nowadays, is 35. See Winona Ryder's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Techno artist Roni Size is 37.

Actress Joely Fisher and actor Rufus Sewell both turn 39 today. See Rufus Sewell's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Jackson sibling Randy Jackson is 45.

Soap diva Finola Hughes is 46. See Finola Hughes' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

The voice of Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, is 49 today, although I'm fairly confident Homer himself is a Taurus.

Charlie's Angels' Kate Jackson is 58. See Kate Jackson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Richard Dreyfuss is 59. See Richard Dreyfuss's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Multitalent Melba Moore is 61.

Animator Ralph Bakshi is 68.

Writer Dominick Dunne is 81. See Dominick Dunne's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

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