Sunday, June 17, 2007

Celeb Birthdays: June 18

Actress Willa Holland (The O.C.) is 16.

Country musician Blake Shelton is 31.

Rapper Silkk Tha Shocker is 32.

Soap opera actor Eddie Cibrian is 34. See Eddie Cibrian's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Nathan Morris of Boyz II Men is 36.

Beloved figure skating champion Kurt Browning is 41. See Kurt Browning's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Man-voiced singer Alison Moyet is 46. See Alison Moyet's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Brian Benben of that horrible show Dream On is 51. See Brian Benben's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Eternally lovely and gracious actress-model Isabella Rossellini is 55. See Isabella Rossellini's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Carol Kane of Taxi is 55. See Carol Kane's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Musician Paul McCartney is 65. Let me take this opportunity to reiterate my passionate conviction that he and Olivia Newton-John belong together. ~ Read CelebAstroBlogy features about Paul McCartney

Film critic Roger Ebert is 65.

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Heather Mills McCartney's Horoscope: A Horror Story?

Since Halloween is all about witches, it seems only fitting today to stir up the cauldron that is Heather Mills McCartney's horoscope. As her vicious accusations against poor Sir Paul become uglier and more outlandish by the day (violent and a pothead? Someone's not doing the math here....), part of me actually feels guilty for feeling such venom toward her. I mean, what if she really is telling the truth and was a victim? But the thing is, I just don't see Heather being credible. So I took a look at her chart to back up my hunch that she is not operating on the level. With six planets in mutable signs, Heather certainly seems to be someone who can shift her frame of reference to manipulate a situation.

Mars in Pisces opposing Jupiter gives Heather a tendency to act like a victim and blow her emotional wounds out of proportion. Depending on the time she was born, Heather's Moon in emotionally changeable (some would say two-faced) Gemini could draw Mars and Jupiter into a mutable grand cross with Venus, the relationship planet, in Sagittarius. Even if all four planets are not within orb of aspect, a picture emerges from Heather's chart of someone who changes her mood and mind on a dime. See Heather Mills McCartney's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

With her can-do Capricorn Sun and rational Mercury in Aquarius, Heather possesses a solid, canny core personality ... but when it comes to relationships, she is all over the map. If her Gemini Moon indeed opposes Venus and squares exaggeration-prone Jupiter, I would not put it past her to stretch the truth or manipulate reality in order to get what she wants in relationships. And what she wants may be fleeting indeed; with Venus in Sag, it's all about the thrill of the chase.

Also in Heather's chart, Uranus is retrograde at the critical degree of 29° Virgo, giving her personality a volatile edge. Uranus is in mutual reception with, and forms an almost exact out-of-sign trine to, her Mercury in Aquarius. When Mercury and Uranus act in concert in a person's birth chart, verbal outbursts are extremely likely. With that critical 29th degree involved, there is a sense of urgency to her communications; that cool, rational Aquarian mind is unusually likely to get overheated. As I noted back in May, shortly after the couple announced their separation, Heather's Mars squares Paul's Saturn-Uranus, which could provoke arguments. See Paul McCartney's birth chart (Astrotheme)

In all fairness, with Mars-Pluto and Moon-Chiron conjunctions in Leo, Paul certainly has a tendency toward a temper himself; I don't doubt he also fanned the flames of their arguments. Paul himself has five mutable planets, and between the two of them, neither he nor Heather would seem to have enough in the way of a grounding, stabilizing influence to nip an argument in the bud or step back from a full-blown blowout. So surely Heather has at least some ammunition on her side in her accusations about Paul's temper. But at the same time, she is certainly capable of distorting and exaggerating the truth. I'm going to go ahead and stand by my hatred of her and my fervent wish that Paul find happiness with Olivia Newton-John. Believe in the dream!

Related:
Paul McCartney and Olivia Newton-John Belong Together! (8/12/06)
A Bittersweet 64th Birthday for Paul McCartney (6/18/06)
Paul McCartney: Turning 64 and Single (5/21/06)

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Saturday, August 12, 2006

Paul McCartney and Olivia Newton-John Belong Together!

Forgive me if I sound a bit loony on this one, gentle readers, but Uranus has been retrograding over my Venus/Jupiter in Pisces and I am experiencing a strange sense of universal love and oneness emanating from the Internet. In that spirit, I got to thinking: If the blogosphere could bring down Trent Lott and prompt an overhaul of the script of Snakes on a Plane, maybe—just maybe—it could use its zeitgeistastic postmodern power to manifest my second dearest celebrity coupling wish (after my own marriage to Matt Dillon): the blessed union of Sir Paul McCartney and Miss Olivia Newton-John.

Now, I touched on this genius plan once before, in my discussion of Paul sadly and ironically turning 64 as a single man. But since then, as his divorce proceedings from Heather Mills get uglier and the press reveals her to be progressively skankier, while meanwhile Olivia continues to pine for a two-bit tool who faked his own death to escape alimony payments (perhaps he and Heather should hook up, while we're at it?), I have become more fervently certain that these two rosy-cheeked pop icons profoundly deserve to find happiness in each other's arms.

In my last reading, I said that Olivia (whose birthday is two days after the late Linda McCartney's, though they were born in different years) had her Sun in Paul's 7th house of partnership, but I have since discovered that (grrr) the birth time I was working with for Paul was incorrect. In fact, Paul is Virgo rising with Neptune in the 1st house, describing his dreamy appeal. This places Olivia's Libra Sun in his 1st house in an out-of-sign conjunction with his Neptune, as was Linda's Sun. See Paul McCartney's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Olivia Newton-John's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Linda McCartney's birth chart (Astrotheme) This definitely suggests right off the bat that they might have an attraction.

But that's not all. Look at these romantic connections, people: his Moon on her Venus; their Venuses squaring each other; her sexy Mars in Scorpio opposing his sensual Venus in Taurus and squaring their Moon-Venus conjunction. Let's just say I don't see Paul needing any Viagra in this relationship. Plus, they can totally open up to each other emotionally and encourage each other to grow with her Moon on his Jupiter and his Sun opposite her Jupiter. An out-of-sign square between her Mercury and his Mars sparks lively conversation and healthy debate. Okay, her Uranus on his Sun might shake things up a little, but maybe that's not such a bad thing, as long as all those fixed-sign Venus connections are establishing a firm bond between them.

These two are so clearly perfect for each other. At first I was wondering where they would live, but then I saw that Olivia was even born in the UK, just like Paul. (BTW, has anyone noticed that no "Australian" celebrities were actually born in Australia? Nicole Kidman, Mel Gibson... I'm beginning to think this whole "Australia" place was just concocted by some agent as an excuse for a lovable-accent gimmick. But I digress....) And I'm sure that Stella, having come of age in the era of Xanadu and all its magical-legwarmer glory, would take far more kindly to this new stepmother. See, it all falls into place!

So this is what I'm proposing, people. We need to gather the collective psychic energy of the Interwebs—yes, all of them—to get this couple together. If you are in the music industry and can set up a meeting, make it happen! If you are in one (or both) of their fan clubs, start a letter-writing movement! Surely through the cosmic vibrations of the blogosphere, we can manifest this intention. Start chanting this mantra now: Paul + Olivia 4-EVA!!!!!!!

P.S. If anyone would also like to help manifest my marriage to Matt Dillon, I will be happy to invite you to the wedding. Thanks in advance!

Related:
A Bittersweet 64th Birthday for Paul McCartney (6/18/06)
Paul McCartney: Turning 64 and Single (5/21/06)

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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Celeb Birthdays: June 18

Rapper Silkk Tha Shocker is 31.

Actor Eddie Cibrian is 33. See Eddie Cibrian's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Champion ice skater Kurt Browning is 40. See Kurt Browning's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Singer Alison Moyet is 45. See Alison Moyet's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actresses Isabella Rossellini and Carol Kane are both 54. See Isabella Rossellini's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Carol Kane's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Movie critic Roger Ebert is 64.

Sir Paul McCartney is 64 today, and you just know he is regretting writing "When I'm 64" right about now. ~ Read CelebAstroBlogy's birthday report for Paul

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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A Bittersweet 64th Birthday for Paul McCartney

I feel so sad for Sir Paul McCartney. He turns 64 today, and as I recently reported, he will ironically be spending the birthday he once sang about alone. But since I wrote about his breakup, even more information has come out about just what a skanky hosebeast his soon-to-be-ex-wife Heather Mills is, what with the porno and all. (Although whatever else you can say about their marriage, little Beatrice is awfully cute.)

In his solar return (birthday) chart for 2006, Paul's Sun is on the Midheaven opposing Pluto, suggesting that he will be focusing his energy on his career this year in order to get distance from the transformations taking place in his home life.

With mutable signs on all four angles of the chart (the 1st, 4th, 7th and 10th house cusps), the coming year will find Paul feeling less than in control of his life, as if he is reacting to other people rather than making decisions on his own. He has a lot of mutable energy in his natal chart anyway, so it really is tough for him to be on his own right now.

Following the post on Paul and Heather, a reader wrote in asking what made Paul and Linda so perfect together. These two air signs had a beautifully harmonious relationship, with her Sun in Libra, the sign of partnership, conjunct the cusp of Paul's 7th house of relationships. ~ See Paul McCartney's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Linda McCartney's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Paul's Venus opposed Linda's Moon-Venus; his Sun-Mercury was on her Jupiter; and her Sun squared his Jupiter, all showing good rapport and an ability to grow together. As previously discussed, the rapport thing... not so much with Capricorn Heather.

I would like to see Paul happy again soon, and I would like to venture a suggestion, which I am very excited about, regarding who might fill the hole in his life.

There just happens to be a very beautiful woman who, like Linda, has her Sun in ean early degree of romantic Libra, in Paul's 7th house of partnership. And like Paul, this woman happens to be a decades-spanning pop icon with a cute accent and a perennial cherubic smile. Also like Paul, she happens to have recently had her heart broken by a partner who turned out to be not what he seemed.

Ladies and gentlemen, I submit for your consideration as the next Lady McCartney one Olivia Newton-John.

Think about it: After her brave cancer battle and his late wife's brave cancer battle and the two two-faces they last hooked up with.... Do any two people deserve a happy ending more?!?!

Related: Paul McCartney: Turning 64 and Single (5/21/06)

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Sunday, May 21, 2006

Paul McCartney: Turning 64 and Single

I don't know if you kids out there care about old Sir Paul McCartney and the dissolution of his marriage to Heather Mills (your feedback is welcomed), but I was just taking a peep at his chart and I have to say, I feel kind of sad for him. I'm not saying that Ms. Mills was necessarily any prize, because I think it's telling that she didn't get along with his kids, i.e. Stella. But the man who sang "When I'm 64" is rapidly approaching his 64th birthday (on June 18) and it seems a cruel twist of fate that he will spend it alone.

Paul obviously had a soulmate connection with Linda, and that is a tough act to follow. A British tabloid recently reported that Heather was actually never happy with Sir Paul:

Heather realised Paul had lived in his own little world with Linda, spending every single day together and smoking a lot of dope. Heather didn't want that because she said it wasn't healthy. But Paul did want her to be like that — although she had things to do, places to be, people to see. It was an irritant to him." [Source]

Well, duh, of course he wants to be in his own cozy little pothead world. Paul's Sun forms an out-of-sign conjunction to Jupiter in home-and-family-oriented Cancer, making him more of a homebody than the average Gemini. Dreamy, druggie Neptune, ruler of the 7th house of partnership, is on the Ascendant, suggesting that Paul does indeed live in a magical world of his own making with his mate. And since Neptune is in Virgo, any detail that does not fit in his vision could indeed be an "irritant." With Neptune-ruled Pisces (drugs and the blurring of emotional separateness) on the Descendant, or 7th-house cusp, and the nurturing asteroid Ceres close by, the healthy-hippie vegetarian-meditation nature of Paul's relationships is plain to see. See Paul McCartney's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Meanwhile, Heather, as a determined, ambitious Capricorn whose Sun trines powerful Pluto, is not the type who can just sit around chillaxing. See Heather Mills McCartney's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) I'm sure her Venus in Sagittarius sparked an initial opposite-sign attraction with Paul's four Gemini planets, and her Moon in Gemini may conjunct his Mercury and/or Sun, a good compatibility indicator. But there are some awkward aspects between Heather's chart and Paul's, like her Mars squaring his Saturn-Uranus in Gemini (which could trigger a lot of verbal sparring) and her Chiron in Pisces squaring his Sun, which might make her get down on him.

Right now, as retrograde Pluto in Sagittarius opposes Paul's Sun almost exactly, forming a T-square (three planets at 90° angles) with his Virgo Ascendant, he is going through a time of transformation; while the experience is particularly acute right now, this is a process that will take a course of years. With Linda gone, and the marriage he rushed into to fill the void unraveling, Paul has to figure out who he is as an individual. As a mutable Gemini Sun-Virgo Ascendant, he is used to having someone to bounce off, but perhaps now for the first time in his adult life he is being challenged to stand on his own two feet.

Further emphasizing the theme of transformation, Saturn is passing over Paul's Mars-Pluto conjunction, pruning away what is no longer constructive in his life. Robert Hand notes in his great astrology reference book Planets in Transit that "on a material level, this transit often causes financial problems or other kinds of shortages," and it looks like Heather may take him for a sweet chunk of his vast fortune. [Source] Why do I have to keep reminding people about the importance of the pre-nup?!)

Paul is really being challenged now, and will continue to be over the coming months as Saturn approaches his Moon and Pluto, again, continues to square his Sun. There are some tough lessons for him to learn now. But without a constant companion, he has the challenge of looking within and getting to know himself as he has never done before.

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