Britney Spears, Serial Mom

Oh, Britney, Britney, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here?

Oh, pretty Britney, I thought you just let yourself go... but now you're really pregnant. [Source - um, way to rip off my headline, CNN]

According to E! Online, "Spears is reportedly due in October, just a couple of weeks after Sean Preston [Federline]'s first birthday." [Source] Ah, but those two weeks mark the transition from Virgo to Libra, which means that Bebe Deux will be a very different personality from little SPF: social and outgoing where he is withdrawn and shy. If the baby is born in the early days of October with a charming, graceful Libra Sun and Venus, seductive Mercury in Scorpio and an audience-seeking Aquarius Moon, he/she could even follow in Britney's footsteps to become an artist (of sorts) and sex symbol. Well, not straight from the womb, obviously, but you know what I mean.

I cannot bring myself to comment further at this juncture, although the words "What kind of a God would allow this?" do come to mind. Rest assured that we will be maintaining a vigilant watch for any updates on Britney's due date. Meanwhile, people, I can't stress this enough: Get your local Federlines spayed and neutered!!!

Related:
Britney: Baby One More Time? (4/29/06)
Sweet Jesus, Is Britney Pregnant Again?! (3/8/06)
Britney in Retrograde (2/16/06)
Britney in the Breakdown Lane? (2/8/06)