Tori Spelling's New Taurus-Scorpio Marriage

Better hope that catering deposit was refundable.... Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott have blown off their planned June wedding and eloped [Source, emphasis mine]:

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott were married Sunday [May 7] on a private tropical island in Fiji, PEOPLE has confirmed exclusively. The non-denominational ceremony was attended only by the bride and groom, both barefoot and wearing white.

"We didn't want to wait another day to get married," Spelling tells PEOPLE.

Adds her new husband, "I've never had as much of a desire to get married and make a woman my wife as I've had with her. The feeling is overwhelming. We're soul mates...."

McDermott proposed to the So NoTORIous star on Christmas Eve in Toronto, Canada.... "It was so magical. All the stars aligned. I have never been happier in my life," McDermott told PEOPLE at the time.

Hey, pal, I'm glad you're happy and all, but as for the stars aligning, why don't you leave that to the experts, 'kay? First of all, how romantic is it to propose on Christmas Eve considering Tori is Jewish? (Although since Donna Martin's birthday was Christmas, perhaps she does have a certain sentimental attachment to the holiday.) Secondly, I think we can all agree that it's a wee bit tacky to wear white when you are both barely divorced from your first marriages, which you jettisoned to be together. But then, these two seem so completely in love that it's hard to hate on them... much.

So, what do the stars actually say about this couple? Well, gee, as a matter of fact, it's pretty easy to see where they get this whole "soul mate" thing.

Tori is a Taurus with a Scorpio Moon, and Dean is a Scorpio; Sun-Moon connections are always good for a romantic relationship, and Taurus-Scorpio, as opposite signs, traditionally have strong chemistry. With Dean's four planets in Scorpio (Sun, Mercury, Venus and Neptune) almost exactly opposite Tori's Sun-Mercury conjunction in Taurus, there is an intense, magnetic chemistry between them; it's no wonder they seem to have felt this irresistible, "overwhelming" pull to be together since day one. The keyword for Scorpio is "desire," as in Dean's desire to make Tori his. See Tori Spelling's birth chart (Astrotheme) - See Dean McDermott's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Dean's Mars-Pluto conjunction in Virgo is trine Tori's Sun-Mercury, further adding to their chemistry and attraction to each other. Tori's Mars does not exactly aspect Dean's Mars but is in Pisces, Virgo's opposite sign, another good romantic connection.

Here's the thing, though. I would just be careful if I were Tori about that Mars-Pluto conjunction of his, especially with all those planets in Scorpio, which is dually ruled by Mars and Pluto. With Mars and Pluto together in Virgo, Dean is likely to be extremely controlling. And all that Scorpio could make him wildly possessive and jealous. A guy who would tattoo his girlfriend's portrait down the length of his upper arm is not kidding around. His Mars-Pluto conjunction is not far from Uranus, which opposes a Chiron-Saturn conjunction, all of which could give Dean quite the explosive temper. As long as they're on the same page, his intensity is a good thing, but if she starts to pull away from him at all, it's restraining order time. I don't want to scare you, Tori, but screw this guy over and he's Stalky Stalkerton.

But let's hope that this scenario does not come to pass, and Tori and Dean's bond sustains them through the urge to marry other people. Mazel tov, Mr. and Mrs. McDermott!