Monday, January 22, 2007

Cameron Diaz Is a Masochist

Obviously, Cameron Diaz WANTS to be miserable. No joke.

ANOTHER Aquarius?!?! WHAT is she thinking?!?!

Frying Pan Face just keeps picking men who won't meet her needs. Or maybe it's just that she's desperate to deny her own needs, what with how she keeps insisting she's a commitment-phobe and doesn't want to get married and all. Honey, nice try, but nobody with a Taurus Moon and Venus in Cancer is a commitment-phobe. ~ See Cameron Diaz's birth chart (Astrotheme)

More to come on this tragic tale (including the stellar scoop on Justin and Scarlett). I'm still crazy busy with work (thanks for your patience, gentle readers), but I just had to put that out there.

Cammie, whenever you get tired of living in a world of hurt, find a nice Capricorn man (who isn't a man-whore like Jared Leto) and you can stop fronting like you don't want to settle down!

Related:
Update: Cameron Confirmed to Be a Controlling Virgo (3/25/06)
Justin and Cameron: Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! (3/9/06)

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2 Comments

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you! Every time she rants about how she has no desire to be a married woman or a mother right now, it always smacks of "methinks she doth protest too much."

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said!!!!

6:30 AM  

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