Celeb Birthdays: January 20

Welcome to Aquarius! The sun entered the sign of the Water-Bearer (which, contrary to popular misconception, is an air sign, not a water sign) at 6:01 AM Eastern Time this morning. However, as always, please note that any birth charts without exact birth times that fall around cusps could be the wrong sign.

Rob Bourdon, drummer for one of the suckiest bands ever, Linkin Park, is 28. See Rob Bourdon's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Far, far more talented percussionist Ahmir "?uestlove" Thompson of the Roots is 36.

Sepultura singer Derrick Green is also 36.

The poor man’s Johnny Depp (in looks, if not even in talent), actor Skeet Ulrich, is 37. Okay, fine, admittedly I still wouldn’t kick him out of bed. See Skeet Ulrich's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

According to Wikipedia, Melissa Rivers, 39 today, is an “American reporter and actress.” Well, uh, I’ll grant that she’s American. See Melissa Rivers' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

How much do I love Dwight?!?! Actor Rainn Wilson of one of my most favoritest shows, The Office, is 39 today. Thursday’s ep with his triumphant, piñata-smashing return from Staples exile and the hi-laaaaa-rious handshake with Angela was SO. GOOD. (For reals, though, they’ve really gotta cool it with that Staples product placement.) See Rainn Wilson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Clueless actress Stacey Dash also hits 41 today. See Stacey Dash's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer-songwriter John Michael Montgomery is 42. I don’t think I’ve ever even heard his music, but he sounds wussy. Guys with three names are pretty much wussy. Also, guys who go by "singer-songwriter." See John Michael Montgomery 's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Prince Edward’s beard wife Sophie, The Countess of Wessex, is 42 as well. See Sophie, The Countess of Wessex's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Desperate Housewives’ James Denton is 44. See James Denton's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Legendary Z-lister Lorenzo Lamas is 49. See Lorenzo Lamas' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Props to Bill Maher, who hits 51 today and will probably opt to celebrate in the company of strippers. I choose to overlook his misogyny because I heartily agree with so many of his other political stances, and also I can’t argue with his First Amendment right to act like an ass. See Bill Maher's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Paul Stanley of Kiss is 55. Why d’ya think he changed his birth name from Stanley Harvey Eisen? That’s so much more rockin’!

Judas Priest bassist Ian Hill is 56.

Director David Lynch, whose so-called brilliance I personally have always thought to be an emperor’s-new-clothes-type phenomenon, is 61 today. See David Lynch's birth chart (Astrotheme)

"Buzz" Aldrin, Jr., one of the charlatans who pretended to land on the moon, is 77. See "Buzz" Aldrin, Jr.'s birth chart (Astrotheme)

Klaatu verata nictu! Actress Patricia Neal is 81 today. See Patricia Neal's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Slim Whitman, who is evidently a musician of some sort and still alive, is 84 today. See Slim Whitman's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Birth dates from Wikipedia . Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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