Celeb Birthdays: March 14-15

• March 14

Actor Jamie Bell, who was in something recently that escapes me, is 22. See Jamie Bell's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Pretty, pretty Taylor Hanson of (duh) Hanson is 25. See Taylor Hanson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Today's Buffy birthday: Mercedes McNab, a.k.a. Harmony, is 28. (Harmony: "You love her more than me!" Spike: "I love syphilis more than you." Genius!)

Another pretty boy, actor Chris Klein, is 30. See Chris Klein's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Acress Catherine Dent (The Shield) is 43.

Late-'90s wunderkind writer Kevin Williamson, who has since disappeared from the face of the earth, is also 43.

'80s sideman Adrian Zmed is 44. See Adrian Zmed's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Penny Johnson Jerald (24) is 47.

Tamara Tunie of Law & Order: SVU is 49.

The annoyance that is Rick Dees is 58.

The annoyance that is Billy Crystal is 61. See Billy Crystal's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Steve Kanaly of Dallas is 62.

Actor Raymond J. Barry (Born on the Fourth of July) is 69.

Music mogul, and Rashida's dad, Quincy Jones, is 75. See Quincy Jones's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Michael Caine, whom I inexplicably dislike, is also 75. See Michael Caine's birth chart (Astrotheme)

• March 15

Eva Amurri, daughter of Susan Sarandon and excellent actress in her own right, is 23. Has she done anything lately? See Eva Amurri's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

The hilariously named Sean Biggerstaff of Harry Potter is 25. See Sean Biggerstaff's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Emily Kennard (Napoleon Dynamite) is 26.

Rapper Young Buck is 27. See Young Buck's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Feh: Slipknot's Sid Wilson is 30. See Sid Wilson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Feh: Linkin Park's Joe Hahn is 31.

The annoyance that is Eva Longoria is 33. See Eva Longoria's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas, seemingly ubiquitous lately, is also 33. Seriously, when will people figure out that doing weird capitalization and punctuation in your name does not make you creative or transgressive, but rather pretentious and tiresome? See will.i.am's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Mark Hoppus of Blink-182 is 36.

Model and Rod Stewart trophy wife Penny Lancaster is 37. See Penny Lancaster's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Kim Raver (24) is 39. See Kim Raver's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Sugar Ray frontman turned TV-entertainment-news tool Mark McGrath hits, wow, 40 today. See Mark McGrath's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Rock of Love Casanova Bret Michaels is 45. For his birthday, I would suggest getting him a gift certificate for a comprehensive set of STD screenings, considering there is probably nothing he hasn't caught from those skanks (or didn't have before).

Singer Terence Trent D'Arby is 46. See Terence Trent D'Arby's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Supermodel and faux-butter pitchman Fabio is 49. I am continually tickled by his beef with George Clooney, which is like the best celebrity feud ever. See Fabio's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Director Renny Harlin, Geena Davis' ex, is also 49. See Renny Harlin's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Park Overall is 51.

Twisted Sister's Dee Snider is 53.

Rocker Ry Cooder is 61.

The reclusive Sly Stone of Sly and the Family Stone is 64.

Director David Cronenberg is 65. See David Cronenberg's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Mike Love of the Beach Boys is 47. See Mike Love's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Musician Phil Lesh of the Grateful Dead is 48. See Phil Lesh's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Judd Hirsch (Taxi) is 73. See Judd Hirsch's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart is 73. See Jimmy Swaggart's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Country singer Carl Smith is 81.

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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