Celeb Birthdays: April 22

Daniel Johns of Silverchair is 27. (Is he still married to Natalie Imbruglia? That is just so weird. Taurus-Aquarius can really go either way.) See Daniel Johns' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Guitar-whisperer Peter Frampton, a double Taurus, turns 56 years dreamy. See Peter Frampton's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Kitschy, kinky and kind-hearted cult director John Waters is 60. Truly, Serial Mom is a vastly underrated film. See John Waters' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Fashion designer Issey Miyakeis 68. See Issey Miyake's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Vastly overrated actor Jack Nicholson, whom I have always found hammy and odious, is decidedly unsexy at 69. Um, happy birthday. See Jack Nicholson's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Glen Campbell, whom I believe to be some sort of musical artist, is 70. See Glen Campbell's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Seinfeld mom Estelle Harris is 74.

Mrs. Garrett herself, Charlotte Rae, is 80. See Charlotte Rae's birth chart (Astrotheme)

The almighty Aaron Spelling, a Taurus like his daughter Tori, is 83. I feel it is somehow fitting that he shares a birthday with John Waters, fellow creator of fantasy worlds. God, if they would collaborate on a TV pilot I would be ecstatic. See Aaron Spelling's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Earthy Taurean sex goddess Bettie Page celebrates her 83rd birthday with a new flick about her notorious pin-up reign. Her Moon-Pluto conjunction in Cancer describes the force of her feminine sensuality and its transgressive social impact, as does the (loose) Venus-Uranus conjunction in her first house. See Bettie Page's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Lolita author Vladimir Nabokov, an an amazingly lyrical writer and no stranger to sexual transgression himself, would have been 107 today. See Vladimir Nabokov's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or -- especially appreciated! -- exact birth times.