Celeb Birthdays: October 22

We are approaching the cusp of Scorpio (the Sun changes signs tomorrow morning), and Mercury is slowing down in preparation for a station in Scorpio on Saturday the 28th. If the miscommunications, snafus and dropped connections I've already experienced in its shadow are any indication, this is gonna be one doozy of a retrograde, people.

Former annoying child actor Jonathan Lipnicki, no doubt spending his awkward phase/downward spiral into former-child-actor drug addiction in seclusion, turns 15 today. See Jonathan Lipnicki's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

I'm still bitter that drummer Zac Hanson up and got married while I was waiting for him to come of age. He just turns 21 today. See Zac Hanson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Can you believe Michael Fishman, little DJ on Roseanne, is 25?

Director Spike Jonze is 37.

Reggae-pop artist Shaggy and country artist Shelby Lynne both turn 38 today. See Shaggy's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See Shelby Lynne's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Comedian Carlos Mencia, whose show I dislike so intensely it fills me with rage, is 39.

Italian actress Valeria Golino is 40. See Valeria Golino's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Musician John Wesley Harding is 41.

Figure skating champion Brian Boitano is 43. See Brian Boitano's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Mr. Show's hilarious Bob Odenkirk is 44.

Actor Jeff Goldblum is 54. See Jeff Goldblum's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Guru-y author Deepak Chopra is 60. See Deepak Chopra's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Legendary French bombshell Catherine Deneuve is 63, and legendary all-American bombshell Annette Funicello is 64. See Catherine Deneuve's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Annette Funicello's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Christopher Lloyd of Back to the Future is 68. See Christopher Lloyd's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Derek Jacobi, who has 92 IMDB credits even though I have never heard of him, is also 68. See Derek Jacobi's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Joan Fontaine, who is evidently still alive, is 89. See Joan Fontaine's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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