Celeb Birthdays: June 2

Jewel Staite of Firefly is 25.

Fabrizio Moretti of the Strokes will doubtless spend his 27th birthday eating his heart out, because Drew Barrymore looks freakin' un-be-lieeee-vable lately.

Justin Long of the underappreciated classic film Dodgeball is 29. See Justin Long's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Nikki Cox of Las Vegas is 29. I dunno, there's just something so innately skanky about her. See Nikki Cox's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Hot-tay Wentworth Miller of Prison Break -- and, let us not forget, the episode where Buffy almost has to do the entire fish-monster swim team -- is 35. See Wentworth Miller's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Wayne Brady, whom I almost actually like ever since that Chappelle Show sketch, is 35.

Fantastic singer Tony Hadley of Spandau Ballet is 47. See Tony Hadley's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Punk rocker Lydia Lunch is 48.

Former SNLer Dana Carvey is 52. See Dana Carvey's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Dennis Haysbert of 24 is 53. See Dennis Haysbert's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Joanna Gleason is 57.

Jerry Mathers, the man forever doomed to be known as The Beaver, is 59. Probably the only person who understands how he feels is the guy who played Cooter on Dukes of Hazzard. See Jerry Mathers' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Director Lasse Hallström is 61. See Lasse Hallström's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Composer Marvin Hamlisch, who I guess is a celebrity, is 63. See Marvin Hamlisch's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones is 66. See Charlie Watts's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

William Guest of Gladys Knight and the Pips is also 66. Do you think on his business card, under his name, it just says "Pip"? Wouldn't that be hilarious? Huh? Huh? Anyone? No? Okay....

The woman who is apparently capable of becoming aroused by Hidden Valley Ranch dressing and Rodney Dangerfield, Sally Kellerman, hits 70 today. See Sally Kellerman's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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