Celeb Birthdays: May 29

Happy Birthday to these Geminis, and a moment of appreciation for the simulacral Wakefield twins, who represent the Gemini archetype.

NBA star Carmelo Anthony is 22.

Former Scary Spice Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Mel B., is 31. A Gemini with Scorpio rising... scary indeed. See Melanie Brown's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Boondocks creator Aaron McGruder turns 32.

Cantankerous Oasis brother Noel Gallagher is 39. See Noel Gallagher's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Lisa Whelchel, The Facts of Life's Blair, is 43.

Musician, mom and survivor Melissa Etheridge turns 45. Happy b-day M.Eth, and congrats on your good health and forthcoming twins! See Melissa Etheridge's birth chart (Astrotheme)

British actor Rupert Everett is 47. See Rupert Everett's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Annette Bening is 48. See Annette Bening's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Sisters La Toya Jackson, 50, and Rebbie Jackson, 56, share a birthday today. See La Toya Jackson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

I know, I know, I shouldn't validate assassin wannabe John Hinckley's urge for attention, but it's always so interesting to look at charts for the cuckoo crazies! He's 51 today. See John Hinckley's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Composer and, let us not forget, Oingo Boingo frontman Danny Elfman is 53. See Danny Elfman's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Blues man John Mayall is 73.

Speaking of presidential assassinations, President John F. Kennedy Jr. would have been 89 today, were it not for the tragic accidents that tend to befall his family. See John F. Kennedy Jr.'s birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.