Celeb Birthdays: June 21

We are right on the cusp of Gemini/Cancer here, people, so please take these charts with a grain of salt. If there is no birth time given and the chart is around 29° Gemini and 0° Cancer, that celebrity could actually be a different sign. Crisis! If you are a celebrity born around a cusp, please contact me immediately for chart rectification. (Sorry, civilian readers; as is the way of the world, freebies are only offered to those who can pay for them.)

I can't believe my beloved Prince William, born with his Sun at the world point of 0° Cancer, is 24. See Prince William's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Brandon Flowers of the Killers, who is a big jerk, turns 25 today. I mean it; he is dead to me. Jerk. See Brandon Flowers's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Double-Gemini Juliette Lewis, who would seem merely cool-if-a-little-crazy if the whole Scientology thing didn't tip the scales, turns 33. See Juliette Lewis's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Jim Breuer of SNL and Half Baked turns 39.

Larry Wachowski, the transgendered one of the two brothers behind The Matrix, is now 41, and also apparently a woman. See Larry Wachowski's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Doug Savant of Desperate Housewives and my beloved Melrose Place is 42 today. I still can't wrap my mind around the idea of Matt being married to Sydney in real life. I mean, they were the only two people on that show who didn't have sex. See Doug Savant's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Kip Winger of D-list hair-metal band, duh, Winger, is 45.

Aerosmith's Joey Kramer is 56. See Joey Kramer's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Author Ian McEwan is 58. See Ian McEwan's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Family Ties parents Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross were born on the exact same day and turn 59 today. See Meredith Baxter's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ Michael Gross

Ray Davies of the Kinks is 62. See Ray Davies's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Jane Russell, who apparently is still alive, turns 84. See Jane Russell's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.