Celeb Birthdays: July 17

Many apologies for the lapse in radio contact, gentle readers. I'll have you know that I was away attending a gala, thank you very much. And let me tell you, the ballet, the champagne, and the hot dogs were all exquisite. Anyway, on to the birthdays....

Actor Mike Vogel (The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants) is 28. See Mike Vogel's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Katharine Towne, who warrants a shoutout for her mere one-episode stint on Buffy, hits 30 today.

Carey Hart, Pink's hubby and evidently an "extreme" sportsman of some sort, is 32.

Deadwood's Molly Parker is 35. See Molly Parker's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

SNL aluma Beth Littleford is 39, as is actress Bitty Schram (A League of Their Own). See Bitty Schram's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Lou Barlow of Sebadoh and Dinosaur jr. is 41. See Lou Barlow's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Bill & Ted's Alex Winter is 42.

Beloved (to me, at least) B-listalicious actress Heather Langenkamp of Nightmare on Elm Street is 43.

R&B singer Regina Belle is 44.

Tenacious D's Kyle Gass is 46.

The man who is in large part responsible for modern society slowly but inexorably becoming a simulacrum, producer Mark Burnett, is 47.

The much-hassled-of-late David Hasselhoff turns 55 today. Man, I could go for a drink and a burger right about now. See David Hasselhoff's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress and celebuspawn Lucie Arnaz is 55. See Lucie Arnaz's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler is 58.

Princes William and Harry's stepmother, whom some consider to be wicked, Camilla Parker-Bowles, hits 60 today. See Camilla Parker-Bowles's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Musician Spencer Davis of -- wait for it -- the Spencer Davis Group, who is evidently still alive, is 66.

Actress Diahann Carroll is 71. See Diahann Carroll's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Donald Sutherland is 72 today. See Donald Sutherland's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Phyllis Diller hits 90 today. See Phyllis Diller's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Art Linkletter, if indeed he is really still alive, turns 95. See Art Linkletter's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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