Celeb Birthdays: April 27-28

• April 27

That is too freakay: Travis Meeks of Days of the New turns 27 and I totally just got that "Time on my hands" song in my head yesterday and had a psychic flash that it was his birthday. WEIRD.

Actor James LeGros, who did a hilarious skewering of Brad Pitt in the excellent film Living in Oblivion, is 44. See James LeGros's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

"Sugar Walls"-singing Scottish sexpot Sheena Easton turns 47. See Sheena Easton's birth chart (Astrotheme)

KISS' Ace Frehley will doubtless be rocking and rolling all night and partying with other members of the AARP in celebration of his 55the birthday.

The gorgeous and mesmerizing-voiced Kate Pierson of the B-52s turns 58. I was once awed by the sight of her at a party and overheard her discussing tchotchkes, very appropriate for a Taurus. I also was so intent on creeping into the periphery of her circle that I wound up spilling a drink in the face of some guy and utterly mortified myself in front of La Kate. Shame!

Double Taurus Casey Kasem, who certainly personifies the Taurus traits of longevity, consistency and vocal-cord skillz, is still telling us what the teenyboppers listen to at 74. See Casey Kasem's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Jack Klugman is 84. See Jack Klugman's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

• April 28

A-list eye candy (come on, let's face it, has she ever been in a memorable movie role?) Jessica Alba is 25. See Jessica Alba's birth chart (Astrotheme)

After narrowly avoiding having to bear Tom Cruise's alien baby, Penélope Cruz gets to spend her 32nd birthday with tasty Matthew McConaughey. See Penélope Cruz's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Jorge Garcia of Lost, which I will get around to watching on DVD sooner or later, is 33. See Jorge Garcia's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Law and Order's Elisabeth Röhm, i.e. the one who is not married to Bobby Flay, turns 33.See Elisabeth Röhm's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Ex-Marilyn Manson guitarist Daisy Berkowitz turns 38. Time for cake and sodomy! (FYI, that is a Marilyn Manson lyric, not a judgment on Daisy's personal birthday predilections. Although, hey, whatever floats your boat.)

It's a bit of a stretch to call Remote Control babe Kari Wuhrer, 39 today, an "actress," but she DID deflower David Silver in that limo. Dude, I still can't believe he did that to Donna. See Kari Wuhrer's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Ice skater and paramour of O.G. Buffy Kristy Swanson, Lloyd Eisler (pictured above with Buffy, I mean, Kristy), is 43. Read Media-Darling's astrological analysis of Lloyd and Kristy's relationship

Sonic Youth bassist, feminist icon, wife of Thurston Moore, mom of Coco, and all-around Badass Chick Kim Gordon still personifies punk rock at 53. See Kim Gordon's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Aquarius-rising comedian and talk-show host Jay Leno is 56. See Jay Leno's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Gemini-rising vamp Ann-Margret hits 65. See Ann-Margret's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Currently unemployed despot Saddam Hussein, 69 today, certainly has a warlike, explosive chart, with Sun conjunct Uranus and Moon conjunct Mars. His Saturn, the planet of authority, limitation, and reckoning, is right at the karmic, world-historical degree of 0° Aries, the zero point of the zodiac, which is where the transiting Sun was passing when the second U.S. war on Iraq commenced in 2003. See Saddam Hussein's birth chart (Astrotheme)