Celeb Birthdays: May 22

Winter Olympian Apolo Ohno is 24.

Rapper Jadakiss is 31. See Jadakiss's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

I'm not exactly sure who this Jordan person is, but she turns 28 today, and appears to be quite skanky. See Jordan's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

A.J. Langer, Rayanne of My So-Called Life, is 32.

Naomi Campbell, 36 today, has Mars, planet of aggression, in Gemini, the sign of communication, squaring Pluto in controlling Virgo. Hence, she hits people with phones when they do not do as she pleases. See Naomi Campbell's birth chart (Astrotheme)

New Edition's Johnny Gill, who is said to be Eddie Murphy's BFF, is 40.

As much as I adore the man, I've come to wish Morrissey an unhappy 47th birthday, because his misery continually leads to more infectiously jaunty pop songs. So drink, drink, drink and be ill tonight! See Steven Morrissey's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Elton John's platonic life partner, lyricist Bernie Taupin, is 56.

Okay, Ted Kaczynski, a.k.a. the Unabomber, 64 today, is not exactly a celebrity per se. But I cannot help noting his tight conjunction of the Sun with Saturn (authority, repression, government) and explosive, rebellious Uranus in Gemini (again, communication, written as well as spoken) sextiling Pluto, and wondering whether he and Naomi Campbell might make a good couple. See Ted Kaczynski's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.