Celeb Birthdays: May 17

Tony Parker, who is the boy-toy of that Minnie Mouse-looking skank Eva Longoria and evidently some sort of professional athlete, is 24. See Tony Parker's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Double-Taurus New Kid on the Block Jordan Knight turns 36. See Jordan Knight's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Queer Eye guy Thom Filicia is 37.

Angstful Nine Inch Nails man Trent Reznor, with a pessimistic Capricorn Ascendant, turns 41 today. Cheer up, Trenty! See Trent Reznor's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Cheerful Scottish talk show host Craig Ferguson, whom I find strangely endearing, is 44. See Craig Ferguson's birth chart (Astrotheme)

New Age songstress and Xanax poster child Enya turns 45. See Enya's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Bob Saget and Sugar Ray Leonard share a 50th birthday. See Sugar Ray Leonard's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Ever since Aliens, I've had a soft spot for Bill Paxton, who's 51 today. See Bill Paxton's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Creepy and occasionally cheesy character actor Dennis Hopper is 70. See Dennis Hopper's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.