Celeb Birthdays: May 16

OMG, a day with major 90210 and Buffy birthdays is a glorious day indeed!

Serial newlywed Tori Spelling turns 33. Find out about the Taurus-Scorpio chemistry in her brand-new marriage and why she should nevertheless get a she-nup.

David Boreanaz, Angel himself, is not in fact hundreds of years old but rather turns 37 today. See David Boreanaz's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Growing Pains star and Lifetime-drama staple Tracey Gold is also 37. See Tracey Gold's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

An extremely big tool who wears a bow tie and shall not be named, for an enemy of my secret boyfriend Jon Stewart, not to mention of civilized public discourse, is an enemy of mine, also turns 37 today. Feh.

Newly fit Janet Jackson is 40. You know, I could really take her or leave her. There, I said it! See Janet Jackson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Ex-Nirvanista Krist Novoselic is 41. See Krist Novoselic's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Mare Winningham is 47. See Mare Winningham's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Debra Winger is 51. See Debra Winger 's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Pierce Brosnan is still dashing at 53. See Pierce Brosnan's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Modern Lover and beloved Masshole Jonathan Richman is 55.

French fashion designer Christian Lacroix is also 55. See Christian Lacroix's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.