Celeb Birthdays: June 1

Alanis Morissette, a Twin who has an actual twin brother, turns 32. Oh, and remember that video with the multiple Alaniseses in the car? So Gemini. (Gemini rules driving, as well as multiple personalities.) See Alanis Morissette's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Heidi Klum, supermodel and matriarch of an impossibly adorable and happy family (right), turns 33. I want to hate her, yet somehow the glow of her adorable happiness warms my cold, shrivelled heart. See Heidi Klum's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Meet the Parents actress Teri Polo is 37. See Teri Polo's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Tony Snow, newly appointed White House Press Secretary and former evil minion of anchor for Fox News, is 51. The Gemini gift for being all like, "What? No, I never said that!" should come in handy in his new job.

Rolling Stone Ron Wood, the one who didn't die young, marry an underage girl, knock up an underage Brazilian model or receive a full-body blood transfusion, is 59. God, man, you haven't lived! See Ron Wood's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Morgan Freeman, whose early work in Electric Company I was recently fortunate enough to enjoy, turns 69.

Thorn Birds writer Colleen McCullough is 69. I like to class up this blog with references to literary figures, you know?

The, uh, multitalented Pat Boone celebrates his 72nd birthday. See Pat Boone's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Beloved actor Andy Griffith, who evidently is still alive, turns 80. See Andy Griffith's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Iconic sex goddess Marilyn Monroe would have been 80 today had she not overdosed/committed suicide/been the victim of a Kennedy conspiracy/choked on a ham sandwich. Wait, I think that last one was in fact ruled out. See Marilyn Monroe's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.