Celeb Birthdays: June 6

Happy mark-of-the-Beast-day to these celebrities, who have no doubt had their horns and cloven hooves lasered off by Hollywood's finest cosmetic surgeons. Actually, evil definitely rears its, um, horny head in the personae played by 6/6/06's finest....

Happy 32nd to Danny Strong, who played the adorably nebbishy and often pivotal Jonathan on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And see, he was totally evil! Well, kind of.

Sideways' Paul Giamatti is 39. See Paul Giamatti's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Leo-rising Sandra Bernhard turns 51. I wouldn't say she's evil, but she seems like she probably has friends who are. See Sandra Bernhard's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor-writer Harvey Fierstein, who obviously needs approval too much to be evil, is 52.

Women's folk singer Holly Near is 57, and I think we can all agree that there is nothing more evil than women's folk music. See Holly Near's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Double-Gemini Robert Englund, who played Freddy Krueger in the Nightmare on Elm Street movies as well as the excellently meta Wes Craven's New Nightmare, is 59, and OMG, he is patently super evil! Like the fruits of the devil! See Robert Englund's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Singer Gary U.S. Bonds, who apparently is still alive, is 67. I cannot really comment on whether he is evil, being only dimly aware of his existence to begin with.

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.