The 5 Most Intriguing Celebrity Searches of the Month: May

May was a highly exciting month here at CelebAstroBlogy. Welcome to the many new visitors who have joined our rapidly growing site since the birth of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. Not even newborn "New Messiah" S.Jo, coming in at #2, could unseat perennial champion J.Lo as May's most-searched-for keyphrase. The folks at those Interwebs just love J.Lo, I tell ya.

But more interesting to me, as regular readers may recall from last month, are the random search strings that one person enters for reasons entirely mystifying to my traffic-report-analyzing mind. Or in some cases, they're not bewildering so much as just funny. Anyway, these are some of the odd, surreal and amusing things people searched for to wind up at CelebAstroBlogy this month:

• sexually obsessed with dann florek - Um. Well. Uh, to each his or her own. I maintain that the man resembles a weasel.

• skanky celeb - Is there a single page on the Internet that wouldn't come up with this search string? Even on CelebAstroBlogy, there's no shortage of posts that could have turned up. For instance, the result could have also been this or this.

• tina yothers books on tape - What? Why? Tina, were you Googling yourself again?

• john stamos sleazeball - Mind you, I disagree with the implicit judgment contained in this search string. In the context of my post, he is most certainly not the sleazeball in question. If he were, no doubt that evil hosebeast Denise Richards would have gotten serious with him.

And finally...

• ron hubbard frozen semen sperm - See, I'm not the only one who believes it! The truth is out there!