Celeb Birthdays: February 28

Still battling a coldy-fluey thing, but the Oscar preview is coming! Meanwhile please note the birth of these celebrities.

In her 30 years, gorgeous Ali Larter has racked up many excellent roles in B-tastic movies. Come on, returning for Final Destination 2? You have to give it up for this girl!

Speaking of B-movie queens, how great would it be if Rae Dawn Chong made a comeback at 45? If you ask me, the Chongs are one of the great overlooked acting dynasties.

And again on the B tip, perennially babelicious B-52 Cindy Wilson is 49.

I don't have such gushy things to say about Gilbert Gottfried, 51 today, but he actually doesn't annoy me that much.

Wow, Charles Durning has been in so many movies at 81, you could get carpal tunnel syndrome scrolling down his IMDB profile. But of course, I will always love him best for The Muppet Movie. Oh, and Best Little Whorehouse.

Hmm, well, there's a lot of debate about the true birth date of Jesus Christ. Though he undoubtedly represents the Pisces archetype and his life heralded the astrological Age of Pisces, I think it's interesting that Astrotheme has decided today is his birthday. Were my head less addled, I would take a closer look at this chart and form an opinion as to its likelihood of veracity. Check out the chart and let me know what you think -- does this sound like J.C.?

Birth dates, unless otherwise noted, are from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or -- especially appreciated! -- exact birth times.