Today's Birfdays: February 13

The universe kinda skimped on celebs today, but please take a moment to honor these kickass Aquarians:

Punk poet-commentator-anger manager Henry Rollins could probably still kick your ass six ways till Sunday at age 45.

Art-rocker Peter Gabriel probably never kicked anyone's ass and isn't going to start at 56.

Jerry Springer has witnessed a lot of ass-kickings in his 62 years, and frankly his show hasn't been the same since security started breaking them up.

Peter Tork, now 63, was my favorite Monkee growing up, and I really can't think of a good way to integrate him into the ass-kicking motif.

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or -- especially appreciated! -- exact birth times.