Celeb Birthdays: April 30

Hard to believe Hollywood veteran Kirsten Dunst is only 24. Honestly, I don't understand exactly why everyone on the Interwebs seems to hate her so much (I mean, it started before the handicapped parking incident, so it can't just be that), but hey, please feel free to post a vitriol-filled comment clueing me in. See Kirsten Dunst's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

G-Unit rapper Lloyd Banks also turns 24 today. Maybe he and Kiki should kick it together? See Lloyd Banks's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Johnny Galecki, a.k.a. the adorable David on Roseanne, is 31. I always thought his character was a Cancer, as straight Cancer men tend to be rather like lesbians trapped in men's bodies.

Ex-98° singer Jeff Timmons hits 33 without even a reality show to show for himself. Jeff, I hope you've faxed your resume to the Surreal Life people! They start a new season of that show every 15 minutes!

Two artsy-fartsy directors, Dane Lars von Trier and Kiwi Jane Campion share a birthday; he's 50 and she's 52. Maybe they should kick it together? See Lars von Trier's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) | See Jane Campion's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Jill Clayburgh, whom I have no opinion of whatsoever, is 62. See Jill Clayburgh's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

laconically enlightened Leo-rising Redheaded Stranger Willie Nelson is incomparably indefatigable at 73. He has a Sun-Venus conjunction right on the Midheaven, accounting for his enduring vocal success, and Mercury and Uranus in Aries making him a fiercely iconoclastic maverick. See Willie Nelson's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Seemingly ubiquitous actress Cloris Leachman, a double Taurus, is 80. See Cloris Leachman's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.