Mira Sorvino's New Baby
Does anyone care about Mira Sorvino's new baby son by her pool boy, or whoever the hell it is she married? I sure as hell don't, but since she shared his birth time with OK!, I thought, hell, it should be posted on the Interwebs for posterity.
Johnny Christopher King Backus was born "by 5:50 PM," according to Mira, on May 29, 2006, at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. So quoth the U.S. edition of OK! on page 50 of its June 26, 2006 issue. (Note to Mira regarding the haggard accompanying spread: You actually can lighten your hair after the first trimester of pregnancy. So there's really no excuse for those roots, hon.)
If anyone cares to do little Johnny's birth chart, knock yourself out, and feel free to post a comment with your insights. I personally can't be bothered. But perhaps this information could be put to use in a vast database of celebrity baby birth data to predict the next generation of celebrity hookups.
(I know what you're thinking, and you can forget it right now, Johnny. Shiloh's so out of your league.)
Labels: Celebrity Babies
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Neptune right on the IC, mmmhh. Definitely not adopted. His home will be damaged by water? Hope not.
Hey, it could be. The way the climate is going it seems like every kid born in LA today could eventually see his home slide into the sea!
or how about - his mother is under the delusion that she and her family are famous?? heh.
How about his mother is a very talented actress who's actually worked with Woody Allen and you're........????
How about his mother is a very talented actress who's actually worked with Woody Allen and you're........????
....not impressed?
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