Celeb Birthdays: July 19-21

Oy vey, gentle readers. Once again, I have been having too much fun in the sun and neglecting my calling in life, which is to sit hunched at my laptop in artificial lighting. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. Now, let's put this behind us and get caught up with the last few days of celebrity birthdays. (Honestly, you didn't miss much.) We are coming into the final stretch of Cancer, peeps—the Sun enters Leo at 5:18 PM EDT tomorrow!

July 19

Jared Padalecki, whose recent breakup with Gilmore Girls costar Alexis Bledel has me devastated, turns 24 today. Jared, please reconsider! No one wants to spend their birthday alone! God, I can't even think about it anymore.... See Jared Padalecki's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Nancy Walls, comedienne and wife of Steve Carell (they are SO FRIGGIN' CUTE together, and how GREAT was that season finale of The Office where they had the awkward love triangle? OMG, SO BEST!), turns 40 today.

ER star Anthony Edwards is 44. Has he done anything this century?

Actor Campbell Scott is 45. See Campbell Scott's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Abel Ferrara, who should totally be a Hey! It's That Guy!, turns 55. See Abel Ferrara's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Brian May of the great band Queen turns 59. See Brian May's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

July 20

Scout Willis, daughter of Bruce and Demi and stepdaughter of Ashton, turns 15 today.

Brazilian supermodel and serial dater Gisele Bundchen is 26. See Gisele Bundchen's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor and former adult film star Simon Rex is 32. See Simon Rex's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Sideways and Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh is 35.

Lost star Josh Holloway is 37. Is it just me, or does it seem like the entire cast of Lost has celebrated their birthdays within the past week or two? See Josh Holloway's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Two grunge gods celebrate birthdays today: Pearl Jam's Stone Gossard is 40, and Soundgarden's Chris Cornell, who is my boyfriend although he does not yet know it, is 42. See Stone Gossard's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See Chris Cornell's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Frank Whaley is 43.

July 21

Actor and Macaulay sib Rory Culkin is 17.

City High singer Claudette Ortiz is 25. See Claudette Ortiz's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Hottie actor Josh Hartnett is 28, as is musician Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley, scion of Bob. See Josh Hartnett's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress...ish Ali Landry is 33. See Ali Landry's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Soccer star Brandi Chastain is 38.

Actor-comedian Jon Lovitz is 49.

Ritalin-needing comedian Robin Williams is 55. See Robin Williams' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Subversive Doonesbury cartoonist Garry Trudeau is 58.

Cat Stevens, a.k.a. Yusef Islam, is 58. See Cat Stevens' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Kinda ironic that sexually repressed douchebag prosecutor Kenneth Starr, 60, and former Attorney General Janet Reno, 68, share a birthday. I can never not picture her as Will Ferrell's hilariously uncanny impression of her. See douchebag Kenneth Starr's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Janet Reno's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Edward Herrmann is 63.

Director Norman Jewison is 80. See Norman Jewison's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.