Celeb Birthdays: August 17

French soccer player Thierry Henry, who must be quite a star if even I have heard of him, turns 29 today.See Thierry Henry's birth chart (Astrotheme)

E!'s ferret-faced Giuliana DePandi is 31. Seriously, I think that woman is just vile. Ever since I read that she ate cheese fries on a first date to seem cool and not-calorie-obsessed while secretly agonizing over the calories, it has been clear to me that she represents the forces of darkness. And what exactly does she bring to the table anyway? Ugh.

The wicked awesome Donnie Wahlberg is 37, as is Posdnous of De La Soul. See Donnie Wahlberg's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Sean Penn is 46 today, his birthday just a day after first wife Madonna's 48th. What is it with the Leo-Leo couples? Is it that they so narcissistic they need to seek out a partner who reminds them of themselves? See Sean Penn's birth chart (Astrotheme)

The Corrections author Jonathan Franzen is 47. Obviously, you'd have to have a Leo's ego to be all like, "See Jonathan Franzen's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Go-Gos singer Belinda Carlisle is 48. See Belinda Carlisle's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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