Celeb Birthdays: April 11

Jesuchristo, this is a boring batch of D-list birthdays. Seriously, when Joss Stone is your biggest name, you've got a real fame drought on your hands. Well, not that it's your responsibility, it's the universe's.

Actress Dakota Blue Richards of The Golden Compass is 14. Seriously, I don't think anyone saw that movie. Like, not even Keith Urban.

Singer Joss Stone is 21. See Joss Stone's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Model Alessandra Ambrosio is 27.

Actress Tricia Helfer of Battlestar Galactica is 34.

Red Sox captain Jason Varitek is 36. I'm already sick of hearing about baseball this year.

Actor Brett Claywell (One Tree Hill) is 40.

Actress Jennifer Esposito (Spin City) is 35. See Jennifer Esposito's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Lisa Stansfield is 42. Didn't she have some sort of sad reality-show "comeback" attempt lately? Or am I thinking of Taylor Dayne? See Lisa Stansfield's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor-director Vincent Gallo is 46. See Vincent Gallo's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Meshach Taylor, a.k.a. the gay black sidekick of Designing Women and Mannequin, is 61. I know, I know, why does it have to be about him being gay and black?

Actress Louise Lasser of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman is 69. I never really got that show. I think irony was different back then.

Actor and memorable Buffy guest star Joel Grey is 76. I still haven't gotten over the fact that he didn't kill Dawn when he had the chance! See Joel Grey's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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