Celeb Birthdays: March 27-28

Folks, I apologize for the absurdly tardy post. My excuses are as follows: (1) Mercury, while in direct motion, is still working its way back up to speed, and (2) I am but the latest prominent personality to fall victim to the exhaustion epidemic that is sweeping the nation, and almost claimed the life of our star birthday girl, left. Forget about bird flu -- exhaustion, and its dread handmaiden, dehydration, are the true scourges of the 21st century!

March 27

Stacy Ferguson, a.k.a. Fergie, of the Black Eyed Peas, turns 31. Hmm, really, 31? Okay, hon, if you say so.... See Fergie's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

The lovely, delightful and slightly unhinged diva Miss Mariah Carey celebrates 36 years of drama. I know I've been promising you the Mariah chart analysis for quite some time now -- it's coming, people, seriously! Meanwhile, check out this cray-zay Aries stellium in the 10th house. See Mariah Carey's astrological chart (Astrotheme)

We should all be so lucky as actress Talisa Soto, who gets spend to her 39th birthday with hubby Benjamin Bratt and their two cute-ass kids. It's best not to think about it. See Talisa Soto's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

With his Moon in Taurus, Uma Thurman's Sun sign, no wonder director Quentin Tarantino, 43 today, has made her his muse. See Quentin Tarantino's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

March 28

Hollywood hasn't heard from Columbia alumna Julia Stiles in a minute, but just in case she resumes being famous, please note that she is 25 today. See Julia Stiles' astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Country music and sitcom star Reba McEntire celebrates her 51st birthday.

Lost Boys mom Dianne Wiest -- who may or may not have been in some other, less acclaimed movies; I can't really recall -- turns 58 today. See Dianne Wiest's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or -- especially appreciated! -- exact birth times.