Celeb Birthdays: May 10

There are some very interesting birthdays today, from a beloved Irish rock star to the murderer of a beloved British rock star to a beloved British rock star and alleged murderer.

SNLer Kenan Thompson turns 28. See Kenan Thompson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Hottie race car driver and husband of Ashley Judd Dario Franchitti is 33.

Alien supermodel Linda Evangelista is 41 in human years. See Linda Evangelista's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Se7en and Fight Club director David Fincher hits 44. See David Fincher's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Appropriately enough considering that I can't believe the news today and wish I could close my eyes and make it go away, singer and humanitarian Bono is turning 46. He has Saturn in the 12th house, but instead of being a crazy murderer (see below), with it dignified in Capricorn and Jupiter also in the 12th, he has applied his tremendous ambition to doing good for the downtrodden. See Bono's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Sex Pistol Sid Vicious would have lived to be 49 had he not been all smacked out. Why am I not surprised that he had a 12th-house Moon and Neptune in Scorpio conjuncting the Ascendant from the (self-destructive, self-medicating) 12th house? See Sid Vicious's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Creepy assassin Mark David Chapman, soon to be glorified in a film starring Lindsay Lohan and fattened-up man-whore Jared Leto, turns 51. Like Sid, he's Scorpio rising, but this time with Saturn conjuncting the Ascendant from the 12th house. Pluto (power, cruelty) in Leo (fame) is on the Virgo (obsessiveness) Midheaven (life aspirations). I have mixed feelings about giving him attention, but damned if his freaky chart isn't an interesting study. See Mark David Chapman's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.