Celeb Birthdays: May 2

The destroyer of my beloved Michelle Kwan's Olympic hopes, bowl-cutted monstrosity Sarah Hughes, is 21.

Superhot soccer hottie David Beckham celebrates 31 years of extreme hotness. See David Beckham's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Wrestler-actor (a most dreaded hyphenate, to be sure) Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is 34. See Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Excessively fabulous designer Donatella Versace, a luxury-loving double Taurus, is 51. See Donatella Versace's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Christine Baranski is 54. See Christine Baranski's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Foreigner singer Lou Gramm is 56. See Lou Gramm's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Pop singer and lesbian icon Lesley Gore hits 60. See Lesley Gore's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Whatever-it-is-she-does Bianca Jagger turns 61. See Bianca Jagger's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Engelbert Humperdinck turns 70. Technically, since he was born in India, he should probably have his chart done Vedic-style. See Engelbert Humperdinck's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.