Celeb Birthdays: June 26

Actor and dork icon Jason Schwartzman is 26. See Jason Schwartzman's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Baseball player Derek Jeter turns 32. I have to say I don't see what's so hot about him. I know, I know, more for you. See Derek Jeter's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Country singer Gretchen Wilson turns 33.

Director Paul Thomas Anderson, Murder Inc.'s controversial mogul Irv Gotti and actors Chris O'Donnell and Sean Hayes all turn 36 See Paul Thomas Anderson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See Chris O'Donnell's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Mark McKinney of my beloved Kids in the Hall (let's just forget that forgettable SNL stint, shall we?) turns 47. See Mark McKinney's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Patty Smyth of Scandal (and John McEnroe's post-Tatum wife) celebrates 49 years of shooting down the walls of heartache. Considering she identifies with the warrior archetype, I am surprised she is a Cancer and not an Aries. God, I need to get out more.

No, IIIIIIIIIIII don't want to believe that Chris Isaak is 50! See Chris Isaak's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Mick Jones of the Clash and actor Gedde Watanabe, immortal as Sixteen Candles' Long Duk Dong, are both 51. Whose legacy will live on longer? Time will tell, my friends, time will tell. See Mick Jones's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

D-list actor Robert Davi is 52. See Robert Davi's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.