Celeb Birthdays: July 3

Aww yeah baby! It's Crazy Day!

Oft-playa-hated, perhaps not without reason, Yankee Alex Rodriguez, a.k.a. A-Rod, turns 27 today.

The actress who played the most annoying TV character this side of Urkel, Andrea Barber, a.k.a. Full House's Kimmy, turns 30 today. Vision... blurring... must... fight... red... rage... GARRRR!!! KITTY SMASH KIMMY!!!

Actor Patrick Wilson, soon to star in the movie adaptation of Tom Perrotta's book Little Children, turns 33. I'm not familiar with Patrick's work, but I think a Cancer guy is perfectly cast as that confrontation-avoiding househusband character. See Patrick Wilson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Saw's Shawnee Smith is 35. See Shawnee Smith's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Connie Nielsen is 41. See Connie Nielsen's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Yeardley Smith, the voice of Lisa Simpson, is 42.

All hail King Cuckoobird himself, Tom Cruise, who turns 44 today! Clearly, "born on the 4th of July" was just one of his many lies. Stay tuned for a birthday forecast for the Midget Monster. See Tom Cruise's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ *UPDATE: Read CelebAstroBlogy's birthday forecast for Tom Cruise

Thomas Gibson of Dharma and Greg is also 44, as is model/"actress" Hunter Tylo. See Hunter Tylo's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Ratt frontman Stephen Pearcy is 47. You know you care!

Talk show host, MS sufferer and medical marijuana advocate Montel Williams is 50.

Actor Bruce Altman is 51. See Bruce Altman's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

"Comic" "author" Dave Barry is 59.

One of my favorite ever Hey!It's That Guy!-esque actorss (even though he never was officially named one), Kurtwood Smith, turns 63. I can't even decide whether I remember him most fondly as evil Clarence in Robocop or Red on That '70s Show. Thoughts, anyone?

Playwright Tom Stoppard is 69. See Tom Stoppard's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.