George Michael: Headed for More Trouble Under Uranus?

Oh, my beloved Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou, what have you done? You, the most beautiful man with the most beautiful voice, who has lifted my spirits with the bliss that is your ouevre as a solo artist as well as alpha member of Wham!.... You, who surely could have any man or any drug safely delivered to the comfort of your home.... Why, oh, why do you, of all men, keep getting high in your car and/or getting off in public parks, most recently with a man who brings new meaning to the term "doing the nasty"?! {Source} My dear, dear George Michael, you have brought me so much joy throughout my life, so let me give you a piece of advice: Do as many drugs as you want and have as much kinky sex with gross men as you want, but for the love of all that is holy, do it inside your home behind closed doors. I can't stress this enough, darling Georgios!

But, sadly, even though George presumably owns a home, with doors and everything, I have a feeling it's not just happenstance that he keeps getting caught with his pants down (and his brain fried) outside of it. From looking at his astrological chart, it seems clear that George is drawn toward the dark side. He has a compulsion toward risky, self-destructive behavior, both sexual and escapist, and it could be that he needs to court danger to get turned on.

George is a shy, self-protective double Cancer; though his Moon in Leo gives him a diva's love of the spotlight, it is at odds with his deep-seated need for privacy. ~ See George Michael's birth chart (Astrotheme) George's Sun (ego), Mercury (communication) and Venus (relationships) are all in the self-destructive, secretive, skeletons-in-closet-having 12th house. His Mercury-Venus conjunction in Gemini im the 12th can make it easy for him to get restless in relationships, to overthink them and sabotage them. (Sadly, word is that George's planned wedding to longtime boyfriend Kenny Goss may be off following the most recent nasty-public-sex revelations. {Source})

Sexually, George has issues with power and control and a strong predilection toward kink. He has a Mars-Uranus-Pluto stellium in Virgo, with Mars and Pluto (both signifiers of sexuality) in a particularly close conjunction at the bottom of his chart. His sexual urges are passionate and uncontrollable (Pluto), and while he's into the unconventional (Uranus), he takes an obsessive-compulsive approach (Virgo) to seduction (Mars-Pluto). .

George's Mars-Pluto conjunction opposes Chiron in Pisces, signifying self-destructive or self-undermining behavior, possibly in the form of drugs and addiction as well as his risky sexual behavior in public. Also worth noting: Chiron is on the Midheaven, or career goal point, suggesting the way George's success has always seemed to cause him personal discomfort, whether it's shame over his teen-idol image, restriction within his record contract or repression of his sexuality.

Moreover, Chiron forms a grand trine with George's Cancer Ascendant, signifying the face he presents to the world, and Pisces' ruler, Neptune, which represents fantasies, delusions, escapism and, again, addiction. While George's Neptune-Ascendant aspect gives him a sexy mystique, it also hides a deep-seated pain and insecurity.

Right now, transiting retrograde Uranus (again, signifying kinky, unconventional behavior) is smack dab on George's Chiron, aptly describing the shocking way his self-destructive side surfaced in the public eye with this latest incident. Uranus will be going backward to oppose his Mars-Pluto late this year and in early 2007, quite possibly bringing more deviant sexual behavior to light, then cross back and forth over his Midheaven (professional goals) up until early 2008. This could be a make-or-break time for George's career as his love of playing with fire puts his reputation at risk, possibly irrevocably.

George, if you are reading this, I adore you and cannot bear the thought of you wasting your talent on this self-destructive behavior! I beg you to embark on a path of self-discovery, perhaps using all this Uranian energy to explore occult or esoteric spirituality. Anything to help you learn to love yourself, and harness this urge to sabotage your amazing talents before you destroy your career or, worse, your health. The world has already tragically lost the voice of Freddie Mercury; I don't think I can bear to see my Georgios burn out prematurely!

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