Celeb Birthdays: February 19

We're over the cusp -- happy first day of Pisces! Some famous celeb siblings (no, that wasn't redundant) have birthdays today.

Haylie Duff, a.k.a. The Dog Faced Girl and Hilary Duff's Kevin Dillon (we would also accept Hilary Duff's Chad Lowe, except that might get confusing because it might seem like you were making an analogy about Hilary Swank, not Rob Lowe) -- um, what was I saying again? Oh yeah, she's 21. Wait, 21?! This hag is barely legal? She looks about 40! Seriously, is this some type of Arnold Schwarzenegger-Danny DeVito genetic engineering project, where one of them got all the fugly chromosomes? Or did Mama Duff just make a deal with some evil gnomes to ensure success and beauty for one sister, while the other was doomed to sit around looking horse-faced and be the person less famous than Joey Lawrence in gum commercials? Okay, stop... back away from keyboard... deep breaths... resume...

With Sun in Pisces trine Mars in Scorpio, no wonder Benicio Del Toro is all broody and mysterious, and exudes plenty of sexy allure at 39. Check out his birth chart (sans birth time, sorry) on Astrotheme.

Justine Bateman cannot be said to be Jason Bateman's Kevin Dillon (nor he hers), for she still looks fabulous at 40 and was hilarious on the Arrested Development finale in a fittingly Freudian-nightmare cameo. If that show does not get picked up on cable, it will be a cosmic injustice as cruel as Haylie Duff's looks. Okay, okay, I'll stop.

So help me God, I cannot explain why the marriage of 43-year-old Seal and Gemini Heidi Klum strikes such genuine joy and well-wishing in my cold, shriveled heart. They just seem so damn happy with each other and their kids. Mazel tov!

Britain's Prince Andrew is 46. I suppose he could be said to be Prince Charles' Kevin Dillon.

Another Brit, Bridget Jones author Helen Fielding, is 48. As a Pisces with Mercury in Aquarius, she's empathic, emotionally perceptive and capable of articulating insightful observations about people and society.

It is very sad that Falco did not live to turn 49 today.

Jeff Daniels has been in a bajillion movies in his 51 years, but you probably just thought of Dumb and Dumber, didn't you?

Black Sabbath's Tony Iommi continues to rock at 58.

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or -- especially appreciated! -- exact birth times.