Celeb Birthdays: July 28

Befitting the intellectual stupefication that attends the Mercury station, it is a slooow day for celebrity birthdays. I do not lie to you, dear readers... this is as blighted a crop of sub-D-listers as I've ever seen. But take heart, for the Mercury retrograde ends tonight at 9:39 PM EDT!!

Playboy playmate and Colin Farrell sex tape costar Nicole Narain is 32. Yes, dear readers, the birthday barrel-scraping situation is so bad that random gold-digging hoochies qualify as celebrities today. See Nicole Narain's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

"Because I Got High" singer Afroman is also 32. Seriously, people, it's that bad. See Afroman's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Showgirls laughingstock Elizabeth Berkley is 34. See Elizabeth Berkley's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Lori Loughlin of Full House, an A-lister by today's standards, is 42. See Lori Loughlin's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Sometime actress and starving-children advocate Sally Struthers is 58.

Garfield creator Jim Davis is 61. People, I can't stress enough that it is a slow day. I had to at least have something after the jump. See Jim Davis's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Pink Floyd's Richard Wright is 63. What did he even do in Pink Floyd, anyway? Has anyone ever heard of him? Astrotheme has a chart for him with a 1945 birth date, conflicting with IMDB and WIkipedia; anyone know which is correct?

Former basketball player and senator Bill Bradley is 63. Wow, check out that Sun-Jupiter-Pluto conjunction in Leo. See Bill Bradley's birth chart (Astrotheme)

The late Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis would have been 77 today, though she sadly left the world at a relatively young age. See Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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