Celeb Birthdays: July 29

Today's birthday crop is not quite as craptastic as yesterday's, but for the second consecutive day, I am utterly bored to tears by the celebrities who were born today. If today is your birthday, please become famous so July 29 will have an A-lister to be proud of.

P.S. I am totally geeked about a whole new area of CelebAstroBlogy that is in the works. Stay tuned for more details!

Actress and erstwhile child bride of Macaulay Culkin Rachel Miner is 26. With her Sun, Moon and Ascendant in fixed signs, no wonder she was ready to commit so young ... and with Venus in Gemini, no wonder it didn't last. See Rachel Miner's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Stephen Dorff, who I must admit is extremely smoking hot even if personality-wise he seems like kind of a, well, dorff, turns 32 today. See Stephen Dorff's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Wil Wheaton, who will forever be known as the kid from Stand by Me and Wesley Crusher from Star Trek, turns 34 today.

Country singer Martina McBride is 40 today. See Martina McBride's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Former Baywatch butch Alexandra Paul is 43. See Alexandra Paul's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Rush's Geddy Lee, a very talented man who did not miss a branch on his way down the proverbial ugly tree, and documentarian Ken Burns are 53 today.

Bruce Springsteen's wife/"bandmate" (please, she plays the damn tambourine) Patti Scialfa (whom my mother refers to as "Patti Scrofula," owing to her bitterness over not being Bruce's wife herself—and frankly, I agree that he made the wrong choice) is also 53 today.

Senator Elizabeth Dole is 70. See Elizabeth Dole's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Wrestler/novelty celebrity Captain Lou Albano, who is actually not, in fact, Cyndi Lauper's biological father, turns 73 today.

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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