Today's Birfdays: February 7

These Aquarians share a birthday with my dear friend Sarah...

Mazel tov to Ashton Kutcher, who will doubtless be celebrating his 28th at the Kabbalah Center.

Garth Brooks' lovely bride Trisha will be baking a cake for his 44th. (Not an astrological prediction, I'm just assuming that they conform to traditional gender stereotypes.)

Now that James Spader is 46, he is presumably mature enough to accept the idea of people of different socioeconomic classes attending the prom together.

But I hope turning 46 in no way matures Robert Smigel's twisted potty humor.

It seems fitting that Charles Dickens, who would have been 194 today, was an Aquarius. Water-bearers are known for being astute observers of people and societies, and for their commitment to equality and human rights for all.

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections.

UPDATE: Thanks to chrisbrat for pointing out the grave oversight of neglecting to mention fellow Brooklynite Chris Rock's 41st birthday. I regret the error and would like to state for the record that I was in no way attempting to keep the black man down.