Celeb Birthdays: March 30

Dear readers, I will be sojourning in a part of our country unsullied by Internet access this weekend. Therefore, Media-Darling.com will not be updated during this time. (I will be so friggin' pissed if Katie Holmes spawns her alien while I'm offline!) Please try to contain your dismay and consternation, and enjoy these celebrity birthdays.

Rapper/grill stylist Paul Wall is 26 today. Check out this hilarious homage to his oeuvre from my peeps at AOL Music. (Hi Amee!)

Erstwhile Williamsburg hipster and Grammy darling Norah Jones turns 27.

Kelly Ripa's studly sperminator Mark Consuelos is 36.

Creepy Canadian chanteuse Céline Dion celebrates her 38th birthday. See Céline Dion's astrological chart (Astrotheme)

Baywatch babe and ex-Crüe trophy bride Donna D'Errico is 38.

Yaaay, a Buffy birthday! At 35, Juliet Landau is as ageless as her undead alter ego, Drusilla. See Juliet Landau's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

I love 90210 stars almost as much as Buffy stars! Even the cheeseball Ian Ziering, who is 42 today. He shares his birthday with feminist folk singer Tracy Chapman, which just goes to show you how important an accurate birth time is, because they sure as heck do not have a whole lot in common.

Much like his Mad About You costar Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser has gone from '90s ubiquity to dropping off the face of the earth. Nevertheless, I wish him a happy 49th with fond memories of him as skeezy Burke in Aliens. See Paul Reiser's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Punk pioneer Lene Lovich is (eek!) 57 today. See Lene Lovich's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Vincent van Gogh, who loved color and let it show, would have been 153 today. See Vincent van Gogh's astrological chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or -- especially appreciated! -- exact birth times.