Celeb Birthdays: March 5-6

March 5

Actress Eva Mendes is 32 (see Eva's horoscope: Astrotheme, no birth time), as is Entourage's Kevin Connolly, who has been known to exchange cooties with the Sister of the Beast, or "667" as I like to call her.

Chili Peppers guitarist John Frusciante is 36. There sure are a lot of Pisces who struggle with drug problems.

Penn Jillette of "and Teller" fame is 51. He's the talking one, right?

"One Night in Bangkok" singer and Jesus Christ Superstar's Judas, Murray Head, turns 60.

March 6

Rappers Bubba Sparxxx, 29, and Beanie Sigel, 32, will be enjoying cake and ice cream.

Gentle Pisces giant Shaquille O'Neal is only 34, though it feels like he's been with us forever. See Shaq's horoscope (Astrotheme); he has an Aries Ascendant and a Scorpio Moon. I love it when charts have birth times!

Marilyn Manson sideman Madonna Wayne Gacy celebrates 42 years of serving Satan.

Comedian D.L. Hughley is kind of a cutie and definitely does not look 43.

I will never look at Rob Reiner, 59 today, the same way after that South Park episode.

Novelist Gabriel García Márquez celebrates 78 years presumably not entirely spent in solitude.

Ed McMahon celebrates 83 years of serving Satan.

And finally, romantic Pisces poetess Elizabeth Barrett Browning would have been 200 today.

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or -- especially appreciated! -- exact birth times.